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The Witch's T.I.Ts (The Tits Trilogy #1) [NOOK Book]

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A small collection of poems on subjects that disturb. With subject matter such as assassination of infants, domestic abuse, suicide, and rape these 16 poems are meant purely for adult readers and the stable minded.

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The Witch's T.I.Ts (The Tits Trilogy #1)

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Overview

A small collection of poems on subjects that disturb. With subject matter such as assassination of infants, domestic abuse, suicide, and rape these 16 poems are meant purely for adult readers and the stable minded.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940011139086
  • Publisher: Alcala Publications
  • Publication date: 12/3/2010
  • Series: Totally Inevitable Tragedies , #1
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 1,282,014
  • File size: 141 KB

Meet the Author

15 year old Boy Queen Poet. Crowned on May 17, 2010 (when I published my first eBook)Website: GermanAlcala.Tk"If... Liberace ate Lil Kim (circa 1996-2008) and then made a baby with Shakira after she had drunk Edgar Allan Poe's ashes you would pretty much get my clone... or the true story of my creation!!!"Twitter: @GermanAlcalaAnd On The Eighth Day (The Free Digital Album)is now out at my website!And On The Eighth Day & the Special Edition are out everywhere!-German Alcala
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Customer Reviews

Average Rating 2.5
( 52 )
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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 14, 2013

    WRONG

    AUTHOR U R SICK WHY WOULD U EVR THNK OF WRITING ABOUT THE ASSASSINATION LF INFANTS U R SICK U NEED TO BE CHECKED INTO A MENTAL HOSPITAL AND RAPE THT IS WRONG U NEED TO START WRITING CHILDRENS STORY INSTEAD OF THIS SCARY JUNK YEP I SAID IT JUNK AMD THEY WOULDNT LET ME POST THIS WITHPUT A RATING BUT IF IT WAS UP TO ME I WOULD TAKE U TO LIKE I SAID STARY WRITIN CHILEREN STORIES AND MAKE THEM NICE OR ADULT ROMANCE AMD MAKE THT NICE U R A SICK PERSON AND BY THE WAY I AM 10 YEARS OLD YEP AND I TOLD U OUT

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 22, 2013

    how to delete books-a tutoral

    First log onto your barns and nobel account
    Then go to My Nook at the top of the page
    Yor library will pop up
    Scroll over the book you want to delete
    A smal page will go up beside it
    Click on Delete
    I think you can figure out what to do next
    Your welcome!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 17, 2011

    pretty useless

    i have a sick sense of humor, okay. sometimes i scare myself, but this book is just taking up my kilobyte usage. they get 1 pity star, and thats jusr cause they had the guts to make it available to people. it should be use to train puppies during housebreaking, but its forever sealed in my nook and the dogs are not allowed to poo on it.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted March 3, 2011

    Poor attempt to shock the reader

    Although it would not be fair to say the author has no talent, this particular collection of poetry has no significance. The impression that I recieved was that the author was trying far too hard to shock the reader, or perhaps he was not trying to do anything at all. The poems violent, immature nature leaves the content feeling dull and uninspired. Even though this was free, I can't help but feel that this should have never been released. I will admit that the disclaimer was fairly entertaining in a comical way.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 24, 2011

    more from this reviewer

    14 year old author.

    Crude and poorly written.

    Doing some research, the author IS only 14. That explains everything. I wrote crap like this when I was in middle school too.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 27, 2010

    oh brother

    sure, it sounds like fun, and i only read a couple, but the tone seems very amateur. For all the warnings I really expected a much more graphic and tactile experience. Disappointing. Rhyming? Yes. Poetry? Not so much.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 18, 2013

    To the Author

    You are a terrible person to even have this come across your mind. It is disturbing and gross. Terribly terrible. I have never written this on a book reveiw before because i try to look at the good. This was not good. Do not recomend.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 11, 2012

    awful

    Was not what I expected. very disturbing!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 7, 2012

    I came on my nook

    Someone please get me a wet wipe.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 25, 2011

    Rubbish

    As the headline says...

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  • Posted August 16, 2011

    Really?

    This book is terrible, and juvenile! I dind't like how the rhymes felt forced. I wish I could delete this off my nook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This book was an EPIC FAILURE!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 4, 2011

    There is a reason why its free

    Booooo

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 19, 2011

    Not good. Not even just ok.

    Man, where do you start. Poorly written, juvenile. Seems to be written just to shock the reader (it didn't) and touch on 'taboo' subjects. I wish I could delete this from my nook.

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  • Posted February 10, 2011

    WOW.... (Not in a good way)

    After reading the warning page, I was worried if I should even open this book...Would I be able to handle the madness?
    What a bunch of trash! Really, I have read childrens books more disturbing than this! Poetry???? I think not. Who rhymes a word with the same word anyway?

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  • Posted February 2, 2011

    Really?

    Stupid. Hope you have a day job my friend......

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  • Posted January 30, 2011

    wow

    this book is amazing. i write poetry similar to this and its wonderful to read others works.

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  • Posted January 8, 2011

    more from this reviewer

    Not for the weak

    There is no doubt that this book is graphic. I thought this book was poorly written. The rhymes seem to be forced and it doesn't make the stories better. At some times it is distracting. I feel like the graphic content is a cover up for the bad writing.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 6, 2011

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    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 27, 2010

    read the whole thing first.

    "I read a couple poems"... really?
    You're giving the book a one star rating and calling it amateur?
    You didn't even read more than a couple poems?
    That's laughable!
    Get into the book and try reading past the first couple poems. The farther from the beginning the more graphic it becomes if that's what you want. Trust me you'll find the reason for the warnings.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 14, 2011

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