The Woman Who Fell from Grace (Stewart Hoag Series #4)

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From the Edgar winning-author of The Man who Would Be F. comes the publishing event of the decade. Ghostwriter Stewart "Hoagy" Hoag has been chosen to write the sequel to Oh, Shenandoah. And as much as Hoagy wants the book to succeed, someone else is willing to kill to keep it from being published. Reissue.
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From the Edgar winning-author of The Man who Would Be F. comes the publishing event of the decade. Ghostwriter Stewart "Hoagy" Hoag has been chosen to write the sequel to Oh, Shenandoah. And as much as Hoagy wants the book to succeed, someone else is willing to kill to keep it from being published. Reissue.
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In his first hardcover appearance, novelist/ghost writer Hoagy Hoag, seen last in The Man Who Would Be F. Scott Fitzgerald , takes on the assignment of a lifetime--to write the sequel to the most popular novel in publishing history, Oh, Shenandoah . Alma Glaze, author of the sweeping tale of the Revolutionary War, was killed in an accident 50 years earlier, right after the equally popular film of the book was completed. When Hoagy agrees to the project, he takes on some alarming partners: domineering Mavis Glaze, Alma's sole heir; her twin brothers, Frederick and Edward, mostly dependent on their sister for financing; and nubile Mercy Glaze, Mavis's only child and heir to the Shenandoah fortune. The family housekeeper is found dead after suggesting that the mysterious death of one of the stars, which also occurred right after the film's completion, was murder. Despite the displeasure of the local sheriff, Mercy's fiance, Hoagy investigates. As he digs for ancient secrets and copes with another murder and an alienated young orphan, preparations for a vast anniversary celebration swirl around him. Handler's breezy, unpretentious and warm-hearted hero provides a breath of fresh air in a world of investigative angst. (Oct.)
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  • ISBN-13: 9780553289145
  • Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 7/1/1992
  • Series: Stewart Hoag Series , #4
  • Format: Mass Market Paperback
  • Pages: 240
  • Product dimensions: 6.84 (w) x 4.15 (h) x 0.70 (d)

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The Woman Who Fell from Grace

A Stewart Hoag Mystery


By David Handler

MysteriousPress.com

Copyright © 2007 David Handler
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4532-5977-1


CHAPTER 1

I was standing in the lobby of the Algonquin Hotel seeing double. Two utterly distinguished, utterly identical elderly gentlemen sat there before me sipping on martinis at one of the small, round lounge tables. They had the same handsome, patrician face — eyes blue, brows arched, nose long and rather sharp, chin cleft, hair silver and wavy. They wore the same double-breasted navy blazer, white cotton broadcloth shirt, yellow-and-burgundy-striped silk tie. They looked up at me at the same time. They smiled at me at the same time. Same smile. Same teeth. White.

I had to blink several times to make sure I wasn't having an acid flashback from the summer of '70, the one I can't remember too much about, except that I wanted to move to Oregon and raise peaches. I even shot a glance down at Lulu, my basset hound, who was looking uncommonly pert that season in the beret Merilee had bought her in Paris. Lulu was blinking, too.

"Frederick, Mr. Hoag," said one, as I dumbly shook his long, slender hand.

"Edward, Mr. Hoag," said the other, as I shook his. "Won't you please join us, sir?" they said in perfect harmony.

Harmony because their voices were different. Each spoke with the gentle, courtly accent of the Southern aristocrat. But while Frederick's voice was husky, Edward's was softer, higher pitched. A small distinction, but I had to grab on to something, anything, to keep from hooting. I joined them. Lulu turned around three times at my feet and curled up with a contented grunt. She likes the Algonquin. Always has.

It was after five and the place was filling up with the pasty-faced English tourists and assorted New York literary fossils and bottom feeders who usually hang around there. Peter Ustinov was giving a radio reporter an interview on the sofa next to us, and a whole new meaning to the words couch potato. Rog Angell was busy demonstrating the hitch in the Straw Man's swing to two other owlish New Yorker editors. Pretty much everybody else in the hotel was staring at Eddie and Freddie, who might have been retired diplomats or rear admirals or a new set of Doublemint Twins for the Depend-undergarment set, but who were actually the Glaze brothers of Staunton, Virginia, the exceptionally shrewd keepers of the Oh, Shenandoah flame. It was the Glaze brothers who had just engineered the record-shattering $6.2-million auction for the most eagerly awaited literary sequel of all time, the sequel to Oh, Shenandoah, the epic romance novel of the American Revolution penned in 1940 by their mother, Alma Glaze. Oh, Shenandoah wasn't the greatest novel in the history of publishing, but it certainly was the most popular. More than 30 million readers in twenty-seven different languages had gobbled up the thousand-page saga through the years. Ten times that many had seen the Oscar-winning movie, which in the opinion of most critics ranked as the greatest Hollywood blockbuster of all time, greater than Gone With the Wind, than Citizen Kane, than Yes, Georgio. For decades, fans had been clamoring for a sequel. Now they were going to get one.

"So glad you could make it, Mr. Hoag," Frederick rasped as he rang the bell on our table for our waiter.

"My pleasure. And make it Hoagy."

"As in Carmichael?" asked Edward softly.

"As in the cheese steak."

"Would that be the one they serve in Buffalo?" Frederick inquired.

"Philadelphia. It's chicken wings they do in Buffalo."

"And I'm sure they do them exceedingly well," said Edward graciously.

Our waiter, Frank, hurried over and said how nice it was to see me again. The Glaze brothers ordered another round of martinis. I tagged along, heavy on the olives. Lulu had her usual. After Frank went off, Edward leaned over and scratched her belly roughly, as if she were a hunting dog. She's more the champagne-and-caviar type. She snuffled in protest.

He immediately made a face. "My goodness. Her breath is somewhat ... "

"She has rather strange eating habits."

Frank returned with our drinks and a plate of pickled herring and raw onion for Lulu. She attacked it at once. The brothers watched her. They sipped their drinks. They glanced at each other. I watched them, beginning to detect the subtle differences. Frederick had a more relaxed set to his jaw and shoulders, an easier manner. Edward appeared more formal and reserved. The shy one.

It was Frederick who began. "Exactly how much do you know about this project of ours, Hoagy?"

"Very little. I've been away."

He leaned forward eagerly. "With Merilee Nash?"

"Frederick, please," scolded Edward. "You're being nosy."

"It's okay," I assured him. "I'm used to being a public laughingstock. It's kind of a nice feeling, after a while."

"I shall bring you up to date, if I might," said Frederick. "As you may know, our mother, in her last will and testament, specified that no sequel to Oh, Shenandoah would be authorized until some fifty years after her death, which is—"

"Which is to say now," interjected Edward.

Frederick shot him a cool glance, then turned back to me. "Sometime before her death, Mother had in fact outlined the plot for a second volume, which was—"

"Which was to be called Sweet Land of Liberty," Edward broke in.

Frederick shot him another cool look. He clearly didn't like it when Edward interrupted him. Something told me that Eddie had been doing it for sixty years. "Which," Frederick went on, "she then tucked away in the safe in the library of Shenandoah, our family's estate, where it has remained, sealed, until—"

"Until a few weeks ago," Edward said. "When it was, at long last, opened."

Frederick calmly pulled a slim gold cigarette case from the inside pocket of his blazer, removed a cigarette, and lit it with a gold lighter. He politely blew the smoke away from me. He blew it directly toward Edward, who scowled and waved it away, irritably.

"The safe's opening," Frederick continued, "took place live on national television. That Geraldo Rivera person. Perhaps Mr. Rivera is a friend of yours ...?"

I popped one of my olives in my mouth. "Not even maybe."

"Horrible little man," sniffed Edward.

"Garish display," agreed Frederick. "Mave's idea, naturally."

"Naturally," said Edward.

Mave was their younger sister, Mavis Glaze, the socialite who wasn't quite so famous as their mother but who was damned close. Ever since the late seventies, when the PBS affiliate in Washington, D.C., asked her to host a little half-hour, weekly show on social graces called Uncommon Courtesy. Something about the stern, matronly way she said "Courtesy is most decidedly not common" had tickled Johnny Carson's funny bone. He began to make her the butt of his nightly monologue jokes, and then a frequent guest on The Tonight Show, and before long her show had gone national and Mavis Glaze had become the Jack Lalanne of manners with a chain of more than seven hundred etiquette schools. To get Mavis Glazed was to emerge civil and poised, the perfect hostess, the perfect guest. "Civilization," declared Mavis over and over again in her endless TV commercials, "starts here." She ran her empire from Shenandoah, the historic 5,000-acre estate that had been in the Glaze family since the days when Virginia was the jewel of the colonies. Shenandoah was where Alma Glaze's epic had been set. The movie had been filmed entirely on location there. Part of the time now it was open to the public, and the public came by the busload to see it. They felt a special kind of love for the place. Shenandoah was America's ancestral home. It was even more popular with tourists than Monticello, Thomas Jefferson's home, situated across the Shenandoah Valley outside of Charlottesville. Jefferson was only our nation's most brilliant president. He never won an Oscar.

"Given Mave's own prominence," Frederick went on, "we all felt that she—"

"We being my brother and I," Edward broke in, "as well as the publisher and Mave ..."

"That Mave should author the sequel." Frederick casually brushed some cigarette ash from the sleeve of his blazer onto the sleeve of Edward's. Edward reddened and flicked it onto the floor. "It seemed only natural," Frederick concluded.

I nodded, wondering how long it would be before one of them had the other down on the carpet in a headlock, and which one I'd root for.

"The understanding," explained Edward, "was that we find a professional novelist to do the actual writing. Someone gifted enough to meet Mother's high literary standards, yet discreet enough not to divulge their association with the project."

"Or the contents of Mother's outline," Frederick added. "Just exactly what happens in Sweet Land of Liberty is a well-kept secret, Hoagy. We've planned it that way to heighten reader anticipation. The tabloids would happily pay one hundred thousand dollars to steal our thunder."

I nodded some more. It's something I'm pretty good at.

"We all felt a novelist successful in the romance field would be most appropriate," said Edward. "The publisher came up with a list of several." He rattled them off. Two were million-plus sellers of historical bodice-rippers in their own right — Antonia Raven and Serendipity Vale, whose real name was Norman Pincus.

"Unfortunately," lamented Frederick, "none of them has worked out."

"How many have you gone through?" I asked. You can only nod for so long.

"Five of them left the project after one day," replied Edward. "Amply compensated for their time, of course. To assure their silence."

"Three more didn't make it to the end of the first day," added Frederick "Pretty surprising that any red-blooded writer would walk away," I said, "considering how much money is involved."

"They didn't walk, sir," said Edward. "They ran."

"Mavis," explained Frederick, choosing his words carefully, "is, well, Mavis. She's ... She can be, perhaps, a bit ... high-strung. Demanding. Magisterial ..."

"She makes Nancy Reagan look like Little Red Riding Hood," Edward blurted out.

"A prize bitch," acknowledged Frederick. "But she's our baby sister and we love her."

Edward nodded emphatically. At least they agreed on that. "Sounds like what you need," I suggested, "is someone who's used to being screamed at. Why don't you ask around up at Yankee Stadium?"

"What we need," said Edward, "is someone who can retain the flavor and spirit of Oh, Shenandoah. Otherwise, Mother's fans will be terribly disappointed. Unfortunately, Mave has, well, some ideas of her own. Ideas that are nowhere indicated in any of Mother's notes, though she insists they are indeed Mother's very own." He glanced uneasily over at Frederick, colored slightly, and lowered his voice. "Ideas she says Mother has personally communicated to her. While she sleeps. In her dreams."

I tugged at my ear. "What kind of ideas are we talking about?"

"Queer ones," Edward replied gravely. "Very, very queer."

"According to the terms of our contract with the publisher," said Frederick, "the estate has final say on the contents of the manuscript. We insisted upon it. If Mavis gets her way, Hoagy, and she always does, I have no doubt that the publication of Sweet Land of Liberty will rank as one of the greatest embarrassments in the history of American publishing. Not to mention a major financial disaster."

"You're her brothers," I said. "Won't she listen to you?"

"Mavis doesn't have to listen to us if she doesn't choose to," replied Edward. "And she generally doesn't choose to. You see, Hoagy, Mother believed in a system of matriarchy. We three children took her family name, Glaze, not father's, which was Blackwell. And when she died, she left Shenandoah and the entirety of her fortune to Mave and Mave alone. Frederick and I merely serve her in an advisory capacity. I happen to practice law. Frederick is an investment counselor. Protecting the financial and legal interests of Shenandoah and Mavis does occupy much of our time, and Mave does pay us quite generously for it. But it is she who has final say in all estate matters."

"And when she dies," added Frederick, "Shenandoah will pass on to her own first daughter, Mercy. Mave's husband, Richard, the gallant Lord Lonsdale, gets nothing."

"What does he do with himself?" I asked.

"Come when Mavis calls him," Frederick replied drily. "Tail wagging."

"Do they have any other children?"

"Just Mercy."

"And you gentlemen?"

"We are both bachelors," Edward said. "Without issue."

I drained my martini. Another appeared at my elbow instantly. "Sounds like one big unhappy family."

"Just like any other," agreed Edward pleasantly.

"Does your publisher know what's going on?"

"Only that we're having a bit of trouble finding a writer," replied Edward. "Not why. They are, however, getting nervous about our deadline. They expected the book to be well under way by now. They impressed upon us yesterday the amount of pressure they are under. Huge sums of money have been committed. The paperback publisher is waiting impatiently in line, as is the movie studio."

"They recommended you," said Frederick. "As a sort of specialist."

"I suppose that's one word for what I am."

"They said there isn't a celebrity alive, including Mavis, who you can't lick."

Edward shuddered. "What a horrible image, Frederick."

Frederick stared at him a moment. Then turned back to me. "You're our last and best hope, Hoagy. We're desperate. Will you fly down to Shenandoah and talk to Mavis?"

I sat back in my chair. "I should warn you there aren't many people who are good at what I'm good at. It's a rare talent. In fact, I'm the only one who has it."

"Not exactly bashful, are you, sir?" said Edward stiffly.

"You want bashful, get J. D. Salinger. He'll cost you a lot less money than I will."

"Certainly we can hammer something out," Frederick ventured. "We're all reasonable men, aren't we?"

"You might be. I'm not."

Frederick cleared his throat. "Frankly, money happens to be the least of our worries right now. Get Mave to stop communicating with the dead. Deliver a novel that Alma Glaze would have been proud to put her name on. Do that and we'll meet your price, no matter how unreasonable. Satisfied?"

"Every once in a while, if I try real hard." I sipped my martini. "Okay, we'll fly down there."

"Excellent," exclaimed Frederick, pleased.

Edward frowned. "By 'we' I trust you're not referring to Lulu here."

A low moan came out from under the table. I asked her to let me handle it.

"I am," I replied. "I tend to do most of the heavy lifting, but we always work together. We're a team."

Edward smiled. "Like Lunt and Fontanne?"

"I was thinking more of Abbott and Costello."

"I understand," said Frederick, "but there is the matter of the Shenandoah peacocks. Our trademark. They've lived on the north lawn for more than two hundred years. Their wings are clipped to keep them from flying away or—"

"Or crapping on anyone's head," Edward broke in.

Frederick lit another cigarette and blew the smoke Edward's way. Those boys were at it again. "That makes them exceedingly vulnerable to predators — dogs, cats, raccoons, foxes. The grounds are kept carefully guarded, and no animal of any kind, no matter how well trained, is ever allowed on the property. I'm sure you can appreciate that."

"Gentlemen, the sole predatory act of Lulu's life was a growling contest she got into in Riverside Park with a eight-month-old Pomeranian named Mr. Fuzzball. She needed eighteen stitches when it was all over."

They mulled this over a moment, lips pursed. They looked at each other. A silent message passed between them. "We have your word, as a gentleman, that she'll not harm the peacocks?" asked Edward.

"You have my word, as a gentleman, that she'll be deathly afraid of them."

"Very well," said Frederick reluctantly. "We'll finesse Mavis on this particular point. Just try to keep Lulu under cover, if you can."

"That's no problem. In a rainhat and sunglasses she easily passes for Judd Hirsch. When do we leave?"


(Continues...)

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