The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Retirement

by David Borgenicht, Dan Ramsey, Judy Ramsey

Overview

Learn to navigate the pitfalls of retirement, from grill fires to knitting needle injuries, in this funny pocket-sized gift book from the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario® series.

You’re done with the rat race and ready to relax! Your troubles are over—or are they just beginning? This humorous and portable guide will steer you through all the dangers retirement can throw at you. Learn:

• How to beat seasickness on your round-the-world cruise
• How to drive a golf cart through a hurricane
• How to get your grown child to move out

. . . and more survival strategies to enjoy the good life while preparing for the worst!

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781683695264
Publisher:	Quirk Publishing
Publication date:	11/18/2025
Series:	Worst-Case Scenario
Sold by:	Penguin Random House Publisher Services
Format:	eBook
Pages:	96
File size:	7 MB

About the Author

David Borgenicht is the creator and coauthor of all the books in the Worst-Case Scenario series and is president and publisher of Quirk Books (www.quirkbooks.com). He lives in Philadelphia.

Dan Ramsey and Judy Ramsey live in Northern California in a wandering trailer. They also operate FixItClub.com.

Mike Rogalski is an award-winning illustrator who has been surviving deadlines since long before pixels were the preferred medium. His portfolio of published work encompasses a range of subjects including mummy preparation, igloo construction, waste management on the International Space Station, and the internal workings of Snuffleupagus

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Introduction

When we think about retirement, the images we hold in our heads are generally happy ones. We see ourselves sitting on the beach, golfing, fishing, playing bridge. We see ourselves taking up hobbies, volunteering, or finally starting that novel. We see ourselves traveling to exciting new places, visiting family regularly, and drinking cocktails with friends at increasingly early hours.

But as we’ve learned during more than twenty years of researching and writing Worst-Case Scenario® books, you just never know when things are going to take a sudden turn for the worse. While you can enjoy planning for pleasant dreams of retirement, you also need to be prepared for nightmarescome- true. Whether you’re driving a golf cart in a hurricane or docking your yacht in a typhoon, spotting a card cheat or getting your child to move out of the house, this handy pocket guide is the required resource for a happy and safe result.

In the best worst-case tradition, we provide illustrated, step-by-step instructions on surviving these perils, and offer Instant Solutions to protect you against a variety of other threats. We also provide essential charts, such as the worst retirement locations, retirement ages when Social Security benefits kick in, and labor-expanding tips to fill your day. And to fill those long, empty afternoons (and perhaps save your sanity or at least your marriage), there are lists—questions to ask your spouse and things that aren’t as good as they used to be.

So congratulations on entering this new phase of life—and be on guard for a new set of dangers. You may have retired but danger and disaster have not.

—The Authors