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The Zillionaire Vampire Cowboy's Secret Werewolf Babies
     

The Zillionaire Vampire Cowboy's Secret Werewolf Babies

4.1 13
by Nine Naughty Novelists
 

It's a paranormal romance. It's a western romance. It's a secret-baby romance. It's...a lot of different things, mostly funny. Vampires, werewolves, babies, gold diggers, hot sex, tainted wine, and a horse named Monk.

Overview

It's a paranormal romance. It's a western romance. It's a secret-baby romance. It's...a lot of different things, mostly funny. Vampires, werewolves, babies, gold diggers, hot sex, tainted wine, and a horse named Monk.

Product Details

BN ID:
2940011402111
Publisher:
Nine Naughty Novelists
Publication date:
05/27/2011
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
289,563
File size:
414 KB

Meet the Author

Nine romance novelists who write everything from sweet to scorching hot. Breaking the rules between the covers.

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The Zillionaire Vampire Cowboy's Secret Werewolf Babies 4.2 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 13 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ok, so I bought this book for the title, which is worth the dollar I paid for the book, but this book is awesome! This book pokes fun at all the ridiculous things that romance authors love to put into their books. The characters are so over the top, it's ridiculous all the situations they get themselves into. This is not your regular romance. It is a snort in the back of your nose and tries not to giggle romance. Everything is overdone. From their names to where they live, but that is the beauty of this book. I would definitely recommend this book to anyone that needs a good laugh.
Beverly_Diehl More than 1 year ago
If you read a lot of romance (or even if you don't) and are looking for something short, light and tasty, this novella will hit the spot. So many clever little ideas in this parody, from the vampire who's afraid of blood, to the gold digger with the not-quite-right boob job. Loved the werewolf toddlers chewing up the expensive shoes, the Double Fang ranch that is NOT enough like Southfork (from Dallas) and the way the NINE different authors managed to tell a relatively coherent story. Some bits were funnier, some more romantic or suspenseful, but all were entertaining. I howled (with laughter, not with erotic satiation, like the werewolf heroine) all the way through.
frmnj40 More than 1 year ago
If you start this book knowing it is not to be taken seriously , you enjoy it. A nice break from too dark vamp books.
vampire-aholic More than 1 year ago
this book is great it keeps your intrest and its different.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
We've all been there in lusty our reading, looking for the perfect fang to love. This story was trully a giggle, laugh out load and heavy sigh reading enjoyment. (Parady Done) I loved it is truly reading entertainment to see how talented authors could redesign the "...hawk like features...chisled chin and a nose that was not too perfect &/or a nose been broke one toomany times" ...."eyes that could see into your soul/memories/ thoughts/ seewhat your thinking/ beyond time/ into last week/ tomorrows weather orwhere a good parking space at the sports center. Question to the authors did laugh and giggle,coffee out yournose while writing this? Fantasy does have a sense of humor. Huh or evil Renfeld laugh.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Good read. Funny and a book with a twist.
AVoraciousReadr More than 1 year ago
Quite amusing and entertaining. *Book source ~ Picked up for free on Amazon. Rock Fangsworthy is a vampire, a zillionaire and a cowboy who owns The Double Fang ranch in Bloodsuck Texas. He’s also a daddy to twins though that’s something he doesn’t know. Yet.  Buffy Van Pelt is Rock’s neighbor and has inherited The Best Little Winery in Bloodsuck. She’s also a werewolf and broke. If she can’t pull the winery up by it’s grape vines she and her twins will starve or be forced to sell to Rock. Neither option is pleasant.  Rock and Buffy once shared some hot times together. Will they be able to put the past behind them and come together as a family? Or will an inept vampire slayer nip any happiness they may create in the bud before it gets a chance to bloom? The title alone drew me in and I picked it up for free awhile ago. Then I needed the ‘Z’ for an alphabet challenge, so I figured it was high time I cracked this bad boy open. Oh.My.Lawd. Bless the authors’ hearts for creating an entertaining read. Nine authors took turns writing a parody about the book community’s current infatuation with cowboys, vampires, werewolves and billionaires. Though they made Rock a zillionaire which is even funnier. The writing is hilarious because it’s so exaggerated. They put everything a writer shouldn’t do in this and made it highly amusing. I had many moments of snorts, giggles, snickers and outright guffaws. If you need a pickmeup I suggest picking this one up. 
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This book really doesn't deserve to be called a book let alone a romance. I didn't find it at all funny or entertaining like some of the other reviewers. It was ridiculous. It was beyond stupid. I couldn't stand how simple and less than elementary the whole story line and characters were. I did in no way enjoy this book. I thought the plot sounded interesting and it was a good idea in theory but it was so stupid I didn't find it funny. It really wasn't worth the dollar I paid for it. If you are looking for a more serious or even semi-serious romance this book is not for you. The characters were flat not to mention borderline retarded. There was barely a plot or story. It was, all in all, a horrible attempt at romance and an even worse attempt at comedy.