The Zombie Bible: a Zombie Guide to Surviving the Holocaust (Living as a zombie, and surviving to the end when a vaccine is delivered)

The Zombie Bible: a Zombie Guide to Surviving the Holocaust (Living as a zombie, and surviving to the end when a vaccine is delivered)

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by Ian Hall, Lorraine James
     
 

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"The Zombie Bible" is a book about surviving the Zombie Apocalypse/Holocaust. But unlike every book before it, there's a twist.
Lets face statistics; the chances of surviving the Zombie Apocalypse as a Human are slim. So why not look at the 'survival game' from the other side of the coin?

If 99% of the population are zombies, why not plan for that…  See more details below

Overview

"The Zombie Bible" is a book about surviving the Zombie Apocalypse/Holocaust. But unlike every book before it, there's a twist.
Lets face statistics; the chances of surviving the Zombie Apocalypse as a Human are slim. So why not look at the 'survival game' from the other side of the coin?

If 99% of the population are zombies, why not plan for that eventuality, and find a way through to the end to get the vaccine?
Why horde water, food, guns and ammunition when all you have to do is shuffle your way to survival?
Very simply; The Zombie Bible is a book to teach you how to survive AS A ZOMBIE.
Biting satire, superb wit, and endearing sarcasm abound as we learn how to successfully survive the Zombie Apocalypse/Holocaust in a manner you've never even dreamed of.
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Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940014862653
Publisher:
Hallanish Publishing; Ian Hall
Publication date:
08/11/2012
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
306 KB

Meet the Author

Ian Hall is a well established eAuthor of the Vampire High School series, and many more.
Lorraine James is a Zombie enthusiast and satirist. This is her first 'literary' contribution.

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The Zombie Bible: a Zombie Guide to Surviving the Holocaust (Living as a zombie, and surviving to the end when a vaccine is delivered) 3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 6 reviews.
CatDuggan More than 1 year ago
Ok. This is a quirky book. The first line is roughly; "If you have a black sharpie and a wide roll of Sellotape in your pocket, and a note tied to your head... you're a zombie." It was a funny read, and brought up some very different points that I'd not thought about before. So here's the deal. Every one who dresses up as a zombie should have a copy of this sticking out their back pocket! It's "Hitchhikers Guide" for zombies!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It was a good book but the facts in the book would only be the worst in a zombie apoco.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Lieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
such BS! scammers
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It was okay. It isn't one of those "great" books but it is still enjoyable. Has some humor and some poorly written parts. It would be wortht the money if there was an accual zombie apppcolypse comming, so that means buy it just iidding, your choice. -Toad