These Boots Weren't Made for Walking [NOOK Book]

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Willing to make the necessary sacrifices–even skipping the occasional latte–to ensure career success, 31-year-old Cassidy Cantrell “invests” in a chic pair of boots, certain they’ll make a spectacular impression and help seal the deal on a long-anticipated promotion from her Seattle employer.

But reality tromps all over her expectations. Cassie’s job is abruptly eliminated–and her love life obliterated, when her longtime boyfriend dumps her ...
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Overview

Willing to make the necessary sacrifices–even skipping the occasional latte–to ensure career success, 31-year-old Cassidy Cantrell “invests” in a chic pair of boots, certain they’ll make a spectacular impression and help seal the deal on a long-anticipated promotion from her Seattle employer.

But reality tromps all over her expectations. Cassie’s job is abruptly eliminated–and her love life obliterated, when her longtime boyfriend dumps her for a “friend.” Her self-esteem in tatters, Cassie limps home to the resort town she once so eagerly fled–only to find her recently divorced mother transformed into a gorgeous fifty-something babe with a thriving social life. Cassie wrestles with envy and apathy as she considers the dismal shape of her own physique and romantic prospects. What will it take for her to jump back into life and regain her stride?

This sassy and hilarious novel leads readers on a romp through the wilds of relationships, romance, career, and spirituality, revealing that, while God’s plans may look drastically different than our own, it’ll always be a perfect fit.


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These Boots Weren’t Made for Walking

“Melody Carlson has crafted a brilliant, kick-up-your-heels, laugh-out-loud winner. Welcome to the Chick Lit side of the bookshelf, Sisterchick. Keep ’em coming!”
—ROBIN JONES GUNN, best-selling author of the Sisterchicks novels and the Christy Miller series

Praise for Melody Carlson
“…any story by Carlson is worth encountering.”
—BOOKLIST

“Melody Carlson’s style is mature and bitingly funny, and her gift for connecting our heart to the character’s plight also connects us to the complicated human condition and our need for one another.”
—PATRICIA HICKMAN, best-selling author of Fallen Angels and Sandpebbles

“Melody Carlson never fails to drag us out of our Christian easy chairs and right into the coals of the confusing culture in which we all find ourselves. She never fails to reveal that place of compassion within each of us. Excellent.”
—LISA SAMSON, author of The Church Ladies and Tiger Lillie

“With great confidence, I can say that Melody Carlson’s story will enlighten, encourage, and empower you.”
—GREGORY L. JANTZ, PH.D., Founder and Executive Director of the Center for Counseling & Health Resources Inc.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780307499400
  • Publisher: The Doubleday Religious Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 2/19/2009
  • Sold by: Random House
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 320
  • Sales rank: 443,525
  • File size: 3 MB

Meet the Author

Melody Carlson is the best-selling author of more than 100 books for adults, children, and teens, including On This Day, Finding Alice, the Notes from a Spinning Planet series, and Homeward, which won the Rita Award from Romance Writers of America. She and her husband, the parents of two grown sons, make their home near the Cascade Mountains in Central Oregon. Melody is a full-time writer as well as an avid gardener, biker, skier, and hiker.


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Chapter One

I
should’ve known I’d lose my job after splurging on my first pair of Valentino boots. Actually, they were my first Valentino anything. I don’t even own fake Valentino. My neighbor Monica has a fake Valentino purse, but my older sister has the real thing–along with an impressive variety of other authentic Valentino items. Callie tosses the Valentino name around with ease, as if she’s on personal terms with the designer himself. And I suppose I’m slightly awed by this or perhaps just envious. Whatever the reason, I splurged awhile back, and now I’m fairly certain these boots will be my last Valentino of any kind.

The truth is, I’d been eying those sleek brown beauties since late August. It figures that Martolli’s of Seattle would put them in the front window while it was still ninety degrees outside. But ignoring the fact that my feet were hot and sweaty in my Anne Klein sandals, which weren’t exactly cheap, I ate the bait. I immediately began to imagine how the exquisitely shaped four-inch heels would make me look taller, thinner, and more successful and might possibly even get me that promotion I’d been stealthily pursuing all summer. While other employees were sneaking in extra-long lunches, extended vacations, shortened days, and secret trysts in the copy room, I slaved. Please, do not get me going about the copy room–those two sex maniacs, unlike me, are still gainfully employed. But back in August, I honestly believed those boots would be my ticket to happiness, a better love life, and a new and-improved position in our marketing firm, one of the biggest and best in Seattle. It just made sense.

I must admit that I freaked over the price of those delectable boots–at first anyway. But then I rationalized, which I am quite good at, telling myself, Okay, you’re thirty-one, Cassidy, and still depressingly single, but you’ve got a decent job in a top firm, and your credit is reasonably good, plus you did just give twenty bucks to the Make-A-Wish Foundation at Safeway last night. Seriously, don’t you deserve those boots?

Never mind that my checking account was a little on the skinny side; I knew I’d be getting paid in a couple of weeks. It wouldn’t kill me to live on ramen noodles for a few days or even forgo my morning latte for a while. I mean, a girl’s gotta make sacrifices sometimes. So when the saleswoman offered me that extra ten percent discount if I opened up a Martolli’s account, well, it just seemed like fate. Those soft suede boots were as good as mine!

“Why not?” I told the slightly gaunt brunette as I carefully filled out the detailed application, promising myself that I’d pay off the entire balance with my next check. I’d be broke for the rest of the month. But I do try to reserve my credit card for real emergencies or necessities or when I’m running low on cash or perhaps just desperate for a girls’ night out before payday. And then I always try to pay off my cards promptly. Well, mostly anyway.

No one’s perfect. Having a sleek, gold credit card at Martolli’s– which caters to a certain clientele, is only located in truly cosmopolitan cities, and is the only designer store in Seattle that carries Valentino–well, it seemed an arrival of sorts. I felt very grown-up. I carried my large package home with a sense of real accomplishment, as if it were my personal trophy. Like a huntress who had tracked and stalked and finally bagged her prey, I walked victoriously down the street toward my apartment. But once I got inside my small studio, I was hit by a tidal wave of guilt. How could I possibly have spent that much money on a ridiculous pair of boots? My younger sister is always reminding me that children are starving and dying in Uganda right now, and I’m sure she’d have a cow over what I just spent on footwear. It could’ve fed an entire village for a year, I’m sure. They’re just boots, for Pete’s sake, and who really cares if they’re Valentino or not? So I put the oversize bag into my closet–out of sight, out of mind–and promised myself I’d return them the very next day.

The very next day came, and I didn’t return the boots. I mean, what was I going to tell the saleswoman? That I’d decided they were too expensive? How humiliating would that be anyway? Oh, sure, I could lie. My friend next-door, Monica Johnson, has no problem with this sort of thing. She’s the Return Queen, with very few scruples. I was with her once at Macy’s, and I actually saw a salesclerk cringe when Monica stepped up to the poor woman’s register. I happen to know that Monica actually wears a lot of her purchases before she returns them, snipping the price tags and everything. (Of course, she only wears them once, or so she says, and only for special events or important job interviews.) Then, like it’s no big deal, she returns the items afterward. She says she’s good advertising for the stores because she’s so tall and thin and gorgeous and the clothes look fantastic on her. And while I can’t disagree with that, her values are not the same as mine. No matter how desperate I might be over Valentino or any designer, I could never do something that low. First of all, I don’t have that kind of nerve (or maybe it’s verve) to pull it off. Even if I did, I would feel too guilty. Besides, I’m a very bad liar. My ears turn bright red if I don’t tell the truth. Monica won’t even let me shop with her if she’s returning something– she swears my expression alone would tip them off.

Somehow I let nearly two weeks slip by without returning those boots. I always had a good excuse. It was too late; it was too hot; I was too tired. I’d tell myself that I would return those boots the next day right after work, but I just couldn’t bring myself to actually do it.

Never mind that I’d taken them out of their beautiful box a few times. I’d stroked the buttery-soft suede and fingered the cool trim that runs down the side, a detail that’s meant to elongate the leg. Yes, I even inhaled the sweet smell of leather, rubbing it across my cheek, carefully avoiding drooling on the lovely boots that I kept telling myself must be returned. Finally, at the end of September, one of those perfect boot days cropped up. The weather was crisp and cool, with leaves just starting to turn. I pulled out one of my favorite cool-weather suits, a gorgeous Ralph Lauren tweed that simply begged for those brown Valentino boots. The skirt was just the perfect length for knee-high boots. They were made for each other.

Oh, why not? With a sense of adventure, maybe even danger, I pulled out the slick Martolli’s bag once again. I slipped out the large, impressive Valentino box, and slowly, almost reverently, opened the lid. I carefully removed the amazing boots. I took my time examining each detail, and I asked myself, Why shouldn’t I keep them? They were, after all, exquisite. Oh, that luxurious feel of fine Italian leather–so smooth, softer than a baby’s bottom.

Maybe that’s the thing that got me, since I’m sure to be middle aged before I ever have a chance to hold a baby of my own. No matter how I hint, Eric barely seems to notice that my body clock is ticking faster than ever. Sometimes I imagine the hands on my clock whirling around so rapidly that I could use it as a fan. Perhaps I’ll need it for hot flashes someday. Anyway, I knew I deserved these boots!

So I pulled on the first boot, giving it a firm tug to get it over my rather high instep before I zipped it snugly around my calf. “Maybe these babies will get Eric’s attention,” I grunted to myself as I tugged on the second boot. Maybe this head-turning footwear could show that slow-moving man that I’m a hot babe and worth paying serious attention to. Or maybe I could just give him a big kick in the–

I reeled in my imagination. I was, after all, getting dressed for work. That’s when it occurred to me that perhaps these boots might be just the number to get my boss’s attention today. Really, as I strutted around my apartment, it seemed highly plausible that these incredibly cool boots might actually help my slightly arrogant, I’m-so-cool, thirty-something boss, George, see that I, Cassidy Cantrell, had something going on as well. These expensive and impressive boots were proof that I, too, was up-and-coming, hip and cool, and someone my boss should be watching a bit more closely. In fact, these boots seemed to almost shout, “Look out! This girl is going places! She is real promotion material!”

With both boots on, I checked out my image in the full-length mirror. And if I do say so myself, I did look pretty hot. Okay, I was well aware of the fact that I’d put on a few extra pounds this past year, and maybe the jacket didn’t button quite as smoothly as it used to, but it looked perfectly fine open. In all fairness, the weight gain was really Eric’s fault. If he’d only get serious about commitment instead of playing stupid mind games… But I didn’t want to go back there just yet. I needed to keep my focus positive. I had to get my head into my new role as the successful career woman, that hardworking girl who’d paid her dues, put in her time, and was now ready and willing to step up a few more rungs on the corporate ladder. I’d seen others doing it recently. Claire Hoffman had recently been made a VP. Why shouldn’t it be my turn to move up?

I’d done a fantastic job on my latest project–a project that was due today. A project that I would proudly turn in while wearing these boots! I couldn’t wait to see George’s face! I don’t know why I didn’t sense something in the air when I walked into the office that morning. Looking back, I do recall an uneasy expression on the receptionist’s face, as if she knew something was going down, and in retrospect, I’m certain she did. I’m sure that she and any others had been briefed. But I suppose I was too focused on those daring boots and on making a spectacular impression as I carried my project directly to George’s office. I could’ve sent it by Claudia, my faithful assistant (actually she was the faithful assistant to several of us), but I wanted George to see me up close and personal. I wanted him to be impressed by both my work and those amazing boots.

It made so much sense at the time. But it all seems so silly now.

“George is busy,” said his executive assistant, Ginnie, when I made my grand appearance. I did observe that she didn’t make eye contact with me. It should’ve been my first clue.

“Can you call me when he’s available?” I asked, holding my precious folder tightly because I wanted to present it to him personally. “Sure.” She flipped through her Day-Timer, keeping the conversation short, guarded, limited.
“Thanks,” I said, starting to walk away.

“Nice boots,” she called after me.

I turned to smile, but she was glued to her Day-Timer again. “Thank you,” I said in a cheerful and confident tone. Yes, I thought as I strutted away, these boots are already working for me.

But by noon it was all over. George called an emergency meeting for my entire division. He made this lame little speech about how the company had been losing money these past six months and how our division in particular had really gone downhill during the last fiscal year.

“As hard as it is to do this,” he said with an expression that was probably supposed to appear sad, “we have to let a few folks go.” And just like that he announced that my division had been eliminated.

That was about the size of it. We were no longer needed. We were expendable, dispensable, disposable, unnecessary. Call it what you like, we were toast. We were then instructed–make that commanded–to quietly pack our things, pick up our checks, “which will include a generous severance package,” in Personnel, and then leave. They even had extra security guards on hand to escort us from the building via the back door to the parking garage so as not to make a scene and “upset other employees.” Like we weren’t upset? The whole thing reminded me of the Monopoly card that says something like “Go to jail, directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect squat.”

Eventually a dozen of us stood out on the street, displaced and confused and slightly shell-shocked. A couple of the guys were angry and not too concerned about who heard them discussing our situation. That’s when the security guards began to strongly urge us to “clear out before we need to call for backup.” Since they were armed with what appeared to be actual handguns, as well as aerosol cans of what I’m guessing was Mace, we decided not to argue.

Instead we paraded across the street and planted ourselves in the neighborhood Starbucks to lick our wounds. I tried not to feel like a truant school kid, playing hooky and glancing over my shoulder to keep an eye out for police. Actually I was hoping my boss would show up, single me out, and say that it was a mistake, that he meant to fire everyone but me.

We monopolized the coffee shop, consuming far too much caffeine as we had what I now consider a very pathetic therapy session.

A few hours later this scene was relocated to Clancy’s, a bar that some of my co-workers, now former co-workers, often frequented after work. But already I was getting weary of the venting, complaining, and rehashing. So I decided to forgo the bar experience.

I just wanted to go home, crawl into bed, and hope that things would get better tomorrow. Maybe it was that excessive caffeine or my generally deteriorated emotional state, but I temporarily forgot about my beautiful (and did I mention expensive?) boots. I decided to skip the bus that I often rode home from work on days when I was too lazy to walk or the weather was uncooperative. After a few blocks, the things were foremost in my mind. Those high-heeled boots were definitely not made for walking. By the time I limped up to my apartment, my heels were aching and burning, and I had blisters the size of quarters on the balls of my feet. I was barely through the door when I sat down right on the floor and peeled off those painful Valentinos.

Then I actually threw the despicable boots across the room, scaring my cat, Felix, half to death when a stiletto heel narrowly missed his ear. After that I simultaneously soaked my aching feet in cold water and put away a full quart of mocha almond fudge ice cream–talk about your multitasking. Between bites I called Eric, who never answered. I hit the speed dial every five minutes on the dot and left desperate messages, begging him to call. Between calls, I searched out something else to eat.

And life got kind of blurry after that.


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  • Posted January 29, 2009

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    Let me say, I LOVED LOVED LOVED this book.

    I know that there will be quite a number of Christian readers who will not like this book. The book is quite edgy so I can understand if some conservative readers might be turned off after reading the first few chapters. However, this is one of the best books I've read this year and I enjoyed it so much, we might have some words if you don't agree with me. (j/k!) I absolutely adored Cassie, her boots, and her story. This is chick lit at its finest. I could not put this book down. You have a character who you grow to love in spite of her flaws. All the elements of a mainstream chick lit book are here plus the added benefit of what it means to be a Christian. Cassie grows and matures throughout the book. The reader goes along for the ride and it's sometimes painful (the gym scenes are torturous) and hilarious at the same time (cougars! and the bear costume!) I really liked Will, he seems like a really good guy, and he also sounds really cute because he's described as being very nice. I did not like Cassie's ex, I'm glad she dumped him, and I cheered when he did. He had a really bad reason for breaking up with her too. The writing in this book is top notch. It is very descriptive and you really get into what it's like to be Cassie and to travel back to her hometown. The first person narrative really gets you into the story. One thing I would mention is that Cassie does drink some alcohol in this book. However she is not drinking to get drunk and she does not even finish her beer. I bring this up because I had problems in another Christian chick lit book that involved drinking. In this book, I did not find the drinking offensive because no one pressures Cassie to drink. It's her choice and it does not become a huge factor that changes her life. Melody Carlson is one of the best authors out there. Her teen books are fantastic, her adult ones even more so enjoyable. This book is VERY HIGHLY recommended. If you love chick lit, I guarantee you will devour this book.

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  • Posted December 9, 2008

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    interesting character

    Thirty-one years old Cassidy Cantrell believes this is the week she visited hell without leaving her hometown of Seattle. After just after spending a fortune on designer boots at exclusive Martolli¿s to enhance her image at work and insure she receives the promotion she expects, her boss informs her that they are downsizing her and a few others in other words she is fired. Eric, her boyfriend of three years, whom she blames for a recent weight gain as she frets he will never commit to her, abruptly dumps her. Despondent and broke, Cassidy breaks the two commandants of single swingers: thou shall not eat junk food and thou shall not move back in her mother¿s home in Black Bear. However, mom is very different than when Cassidy left. Back then she was devastated by her husband tossing her aside for a younger chick breaking the first commandment of single swingers now she has done a complete makeover she looks great not just as a fifty-five year old as she dates men Cassidy¿s age. Cassidy can take a page out of mom¿s new book or continue to follow mom¿s previous tale of woe. --- This is an interesting character study of a young woman who goes from all glitter to depressed slob to a full caring well-rounded person. This Christian chick lit story line is fun to follow due to Cassidy who serves as an inspiration for the audience once she gets past her doldrums and begins to reassert herself her faith is not in your face so that her beliefs enhance the plot. Although the plot has been used countless times since Methuselah was a kid, readers will enjoy Cassidy¿s reusing of her glamour boots not meant for walking. --- Harriet Klausner

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  • Posted January 29, 2009

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    These Boots Weren't Made for Walking is a fantastic chick lit novel. I tried really hard to delay finishing it until closer to the release date in June, but I couldn't do it. I was too invested in the characters. Poor Cassie has everything go wrong in her life. Everything. And the way she deals with it at first is so realistic. The faith piece is a very light thread, but still there, unlike secular chick lit novels. However, the author does push the envelope a tad in some areas, but it wasn't overly done. I really enjoyed this whole story. The internal dialog is the best I've read to date. You can can tell this author is prolific in her writing. Her stuff is flawless, the voice is perfect, and the story can go for pages with no interaction between Cassie and another character, but her interior monologue is so well done that you don't even notice. The romantic element was also fabulous. I loved it! This is a book I'd read twice! Highly recommended.

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