They're So Vein: The Grateful Undead Series

Overview

Susan is 58-years-old and bored with life. Middle age is a daily drudge of sagging body parts and aches and pains. Her fervent prayer that she could somehow recapture her youth comes true one night during a chance encounter with a child-like vampire. As soon as the other women in her family see the transformation they waste no time in sticking their necks out, hoping Susan will share this new-found fountain of youth.
Suddenly, this newly born group of hot-bodied vamps find ...
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Overview

Susan is 58-years-old and bored with life. Middle age is a daily drudge of sagging body parts and aches and pains. Her fervent prayer that she could somehow recapture her youth comes true one night during a chance encounter with a child-like vampire. As soon as the other women in her family see the transformation they waste no time in sticking their necks out, hoping Susan will share this new-found fountain of youth.
Suddenly, this newly born group of hot-bodied vamps find themselves thrust into a world controlled by an ancient order of vampires. A world with rules, all of which the ladies pretty much break within hours of becoming immortals. And the little matter of the accidental epidemic of vamped out wildlife isn't exactly endearing them to the powers that be, either.
They're So Vein is a hilarious and irreverent new twist on the paranormal/vampire romance genre.
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Editorial Reviews

Jeanne Bannon
A unique take on all things paranormal. It's refreshing to see an author take on what is now a very popular genre and make it her own~~~Jeanne Bannon, author, Invisible
Jeni Decker
A fresh take on the oft-bitten vampire milieu, They're so Vein is a book that illustrates (hysterically) what happens when all (except one) of the non-estrogen-producing members of one family suddenly find themselves blood-suckers~~~Jeni Decker, author, I Wish I Were Engulfed in Flames
Carlyle Clark
Susan Stec's THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD: THEY'RE SO VEIN, is a rip-snorting satire on all things vampiric and paranormal~~~Carlyle Clark, author, The Apocalypse Gene
Muse Carol Randlet
OK...so I will first admit that I have never really been a vamp-fan. Blood should be kept INSIDE a body, not sipped from a bendy-straw or sucked from...body parts. However, this story is so "frigging" cool
B. Lou (Tirz) Goodwin
Susan Stec writes the most deliciously fun vampire books I've read in years. Her humor crackles with energy and her characters leap from the page. As a fellow writer, I wish I could put such energy into my own books.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781480016958
  • Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
  • Publication date: 10/1/2012
  • Pages: 338
  • Product dimensions: 5.25 (w) x 8.00 (h) x 0.70 (d)

Meet the Author

I've always been weird, even as a child. Might've been influenced by all those fairies and trolls living in and around the streams behind Grandma's house. Today
I live with my husband and my three King Charles Spaniels on 50 acres of woods, fields and streams in upper Michigan.

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead~~Oscar Wilde
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