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by M. T. Anderson

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From the moment he knows that he is destined to be a vampire, Chris thirsts for the blood of people around him while also struggling to remain human.


From the moment he knows that he is destined to be a vampire, Chris thirsts for the blood of people around him while also struggling to remain human.

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Publishers Weekly
"Chris finds his teenage lusts becoming the thirst of the undead. Horror fans will find this vampire novel a bloody cut above the usual fare," said PW. Ages 14-up. (Sept.) Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information.
Publishers Weekly - Publisher's Weekly
"In the spring, there are vampires in the wind." So begins this blackly atmospheric first novel, set in a New England that is under quiet siege by elfin changelings, mongrel swamp creatures and other inhuman beings. Chris, struggling through the awkward changes of adolescence, finds his teenage lusts becoming the thirst of the vampire. He narrates the pull of his own evil nature with rhythmic, morbid accuracy: "I tear at my arm and slash downward with the teeth, rutting up little tracks of meat while the thick, sour tang of my own gore sweetly fills my mouth and cheeks, puffing them out." Chet, a so-called celestial being claiming to be from the Forces of Light, contacts Chris-not yet a full vampire-and asks him to interfere with a ceremony that will release Tch'muchgar, the vampire lord, from his bondage in another world. But can Chet be trusted? The overtly supernatural climax and a disappointing plot twist squelch the sparkle of Anderson's prose somewhat, but horror fans will find this vampire novel a bloody cut above the usual fare. Ages 14-17. (Mar.)
Fans of vampire fiction will sink their teeth into this one! Anderson has brought us a horror novel with the perfect blend of comedy, teen angst, gore, and mystery. This creative story is told in first person point of view by Chris, an awkward high school student who has a hopeless crush on a girl named Rebecca. He soon discovers that this is the least of problems as he realizes that he is turning into a vampire, which is not a welcomed thing in his small Massachusetts town. He fights the change as much as he can, but finds it harder and harder to resist the blood lust. He is always thirsty, but no amount of water can satisfy his cravings. His body is screaming for blood. As he begins to recognize and adjust to what becoming a vampire means, he encounters a strange celestial being called Chet who enlists Chris to help him defeat the Vampire Lord, Tch'muchgar. While he's trying to "save the world" Chris still must deal with divorcing parents, immature friends, and teen hormones. This is a thrilling, intriguing, and philosophical novel that forces the reader to take a look at humanity and a teenager's struggle to fit into the bigger picture. It manages, however, to be witty and almost campy at the same time. Recommended for senior high school students due to language and some sexual innuendo. An ALA Quick Pick. KLIATT Codes: S; Recommended for senior high school students. 1997, Candlewick, 249p.,
— Erin Lukens Darr
Children's Literature - Judy Silverman
M. T. Anderson's Thirsty is not for the squeamish or faint-hearted. The setting of this unusual vampire tale is not America as we know it. Nor do we wish to know of a country where some cities still require blood sacrifices to propitiate the gods. Christopher is a naive boy who fears that he's turning into a vampire. Approached by Chet, who claims to be from the Forces of Light, he thinks he will be instrumental in defeating the ancient lord of the Vampires. We know that Chet is not what he seems. There's good dialogue, but rather shallow characters (we aren't supposed to like them, anyway.) The plot has some nice twists. The style is similar to Daniel Pinkwater.
School Library Journal
Gr 7 UpChris has problemsbickering, divorce-bound parents; a domineering older brother; his best friends becoming estranged. Overshadowing everything is the fact that Chris, while churning in adolescent hormonal changes, is becoming a vampire. The good people of his Massachusetts town are almost inured to the murders committed by vampires. Yet violent mobs shortcut justice with stake-through-the-heart lynchings. As Chris's blood lust grows, he's increasingly challenged to hide his transformation. "Chet," claiming to be an avatar of the Forces of Light, offers to reverse Chris's vampirism in exchange for his help in keeping the Vampire Lord imprisoned beneath the local reservoir. The teen agrees and does the deed, then spirals into self-doubt. Has he done the right thing? Who can he trust? If he reveals himself, will his family and friends betray him, kill him? Dark humor runs rampant. The invitation to a vampire gathering is a hoot ("drinks at 12:00"), and the imprisoned "dark god" rages amid the static of late night TV. Sexy Lolli, a vampire vixen, urges Chris to "come out of the coffin." Chris pays the price of making commitments without understanding the consequences. He struggles to the end to stay human and do the right thing, remaining a veritable vampire virgin, inevitably doomed to choose death either by starvation or biological destiny. Entertaining, disturbing, memorable, and sophisticated, this mortality tale will continue to haunt after the last pages are turned.Joel Shoemaker, Southeast Jr. High School, Iowa City, IA
Kirkus Reviews
In a first novel for which the word offbeat could have been coined, a modern Massachusetts teenager is swept into a plot of cosmic proportions as adolescence dishes up an unpleasant personal revelation—he's on the cusp of becoming a vampire.

In Chris's familiar world of high school, bickering parents, and secret crushes, the vampires have always been an acknowledged but distant reality, on the nightly news when their victims are found or when they are summarily executed by police. They are collectively weak; their god, Tch'muchgar, has long been banished from this plane of existence, kept away by regular rites. As the peaceful town of Clayton is preparing for one of its annual picnic-cum-ritual-blood-sacrifices (only goats, unlike in Boston, where virgins are required), Chris notices disquieting changes in himself: violent mood swings, sleeplessness, relentless thirst, and a tendency, when agitated, to fade out of mirrors and other reflections. Enter Chet, an alleged avatar of the Forces of Light, to confirm Chris's fears about his own nature and to reveal that a local group of vampires is plotting to derail the rites, thus bringing Tch'muchgar back into the world. At Chet's behest, Chris infiltrates the group to place a magic token where it will do the most good—but then he begins to wonder: Which side is Chet actually on? Anderson leaves this desperate, naive protagonist in doubt until the end, then finishes with a breathtaking twist. An eerie jacket painting enhances this startling, savagely funny debut.

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It is English, and I am watching Rebecca Schwartz’s head.

It tilts down ten degrees and rotates slightly to the left. The sun catches it and turns her hair a more lustrous brown. Her hand is moving across the page, and loopy letters are following her pen. I am transfixed by this, even though I am supposed to be charting the syntax of a sentence about why people become flight attendants.

I think I have a crush on Rebecca Schwartz.

I haven’t spoken to her much. I am in awe of her. It would be like Moses speaking to the burning bush. Whenever I go to speak with her, I feel like I should take off my shoes. I guess I am also pretty timid. I imagine speaking with her. Sometimes I construct whole conversations where we say unusual things to each other.

I picture us walking through the forest in the spring. This is not a particularly original fantasy, I know. For one thing, it is in about every personal ad Tom and I have ever read. "SWM," they say, "seeking SWF, nonsmoker who enjoys long walks in the forest, quiet evenings by the fire, and strolls by the sea." People are not very original when it comes to romance. I think that’s too bad. Sometimes you want to see a personal ad that says, "SWM seeking SWF, nonsmoker who enjoys flailing in pig poop, puking, and honking on bagpipes. Women who do not know ‘My Lassie Yaks in Bonny Mull’ need not apply."

But I am not in the mood for pig poop today; so instead, I kiss her in the forest. There is sun and lots of mosquitoes.

I look up from my diagram and see her face rotated at one quarter as she looks toward the clock. I feel awful for having thought about kissing her. It is after the time when the bell should ring. I tap my pencil three times on the desk impatiently.

I look down. I draw a stem for the prepositional phrase to sit on. I clearly and deliberately write down "to many satisfied airline passengers."

The bell rings and we are going out of the room into the hall, where there is banging and shouting. I quickly try to maneuver toward Rebecca and her friends because she is talking to Tom, who knows her better than I do. I angle a few steps in that direction. They are heading for the lunchroom. I wade toward them. Suddenly Jerk appears at my side. He is as big as a roadblock. His hand-me-down pants are too short for his legs.

I am thinking desperately of things to say to her.

Jerk is in repellently high spirits. "Chris! Hey, Chris, I thought that would never end. I thought — did you get number four?" He squints. "That was the one with the guy who had a layover in Newark. It was real hard."

I say curtly, "The hardest." Jerk is unwelcome right now. I am considering my conversational options with Rebecca.

"It was so boring!" Jerk is still exclaiming. "So boring! Boring, boring, boring!"

"Let’s go over and talk to Tom," I say carefully. I push in that direction. They are moving down the hall. I am keenly aware that, conversationally, appearing with Jerk in his happy-to-see-you mode is like taking a dead moose as carryon luggage.

"More boring," he adds cheerfully, "than a very boring thing from the planet Tedium."

Tom, Rebecca, and the rest have reached the stairs. They are going down. I am estimating whether I can reach them in time. Jerk keeps pace with me.

"Hey, Chris!" exclaims Jerk. "Isn’t that your brother? Waving to you?" He gestures down the hall away from the stairs. My brother is there, waving to me.

I swear and move in the opposite direction. No time to lose.

"Chris!" I hear my brother shouting over the din.

"It’s your brother!" Jerk says, tugging at my arm.

"Really, Jerk? I guess that would explain why he sleeps and eats in my house." Rebecca and Tom and the others have disappeared down the stairs.

My big brother, Paul, works his way through the lunchtime crowd to me. He is short for his age, so he has to bounce up to see me over everyone else. He tugs on opposite sides of his sweatshirt hood drawstring. "Chris!" he says to me.

"What do you want?" I say.

"Tonight," he says. "What we’re doing is going to the lynching."

"What?" I say.

"The lynching," he explains, shifting carefully to let someone bigger pass. "A vampire. I’m going to go over to Bradley tonight to see them, like, stake the undead."

"You aren’t."

"After Mom and Dad leave."

"Chris—," Jerk begins, turning toward me.

"Where are Mom and Dad going?" I ask Paul.

"Out to dinner. And I have to keep you with me, slimestick. Mom said that I do. We’ll go out, and if she calls, we went to Mark’s house. We’ll be gone for maybe, like, an hour."

"Chris," says Jerk, "if we stay here, all the tater tots will be gone by the time we get there."

"You’re going to drag me over to Bradley to watch a lynching?" I say hotly. "It’s not like they’re going to do it out in front of everybody. It’ll be in the courthouse."

He shakes his head. "I’m there, Chris. All the media and everything are going to be there. Some girls from school are going to be there. I will be there. And Mom is, like, Miss Hyper, so you will be there."

"You are just trying to assert yourself because you’re only half an inch taller than I am," I say.

"I am not."

"I'll get a ruler."

"Asserting myself."

"I just don't believe you," I say, disgusted.

Paul shakes his head. "I am not going to argue about this, butthole."

I shrug my shoulders. I head toward the lunchroom.


THIRSTY by M.T. Anderson. Copyright (c) 2003 by M.T. Anderson. Published by Candlewick Press, Inc., Cambridge, MA.

Meet the Author

M.T. Anderson is the author of several young adult novels, most recently FEED, a National Book Award Finalist and winner of the LOS ANGELES TIMES Book Prize. He is also the author of the celebrated picture book biography HANDEL, WHO KNEW WHAT HE LIKED, illustrated by Kevin Hawkes, and THE SERPENT CAME TO GLOUCESTER, illustrated by Bagram Ibatoulline. M.T. Anderson currently serves on the faculty at Vermont College's MFA Program in Writing for Children.

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Thirsty 3.4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 77 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I thought this was an awesome book I had never really read a real horror/suspense book before, but I thought it was really good, showing the perspective of a nerdy teenage boy just trying to be normal but can't because he's turning into a vampire. I defintely recommend this book.
sgmaxx More than 1 year ago
i sugest reading it a great book wish there was another
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Funny, true to life, tragic, filled with teen angst, and with a strong dose of the spernatural, Thirsty is a must-read for anyone thats a fan of the dystopian!!!
Perry-the-Ducktipus More than 1 year ago
This book was perfect! Suspensful- but yet not too long! I really loved this book and personally felt it had a deeper meaning...for each person this meaning could be different. Read it- it'll leave you *thirsty* for more!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
So basically this book deserves a 5 star review because it's awesome in every way. I almost can't describe how awesome it is. MT Anderson is one of the funniest authors I know and everything in this book makes me laugh. It's supposed to have some deep metaphorical meaning about how confusing it is to grow up and act like an adult when you're young, but all that aside, this book is just funny as heck. The author is sarcastic and witty as he tells the story from the main character's point of view. Plus, it's about vampires, and who doesn't like vampires? I think this book is super underrated because I hadn't of it before I decided to read it. But it really is amazing so I recommend you find a copy right now and read it--it will change your life. Seriously. P.S. If you like the books Spook and Stiff by Mary Roach, you'll probs like this book too
Micman2756 More than 1 year ago
I thought this book was a real thrilling book that you can never put drow because you don't know what going to happen next in the book. Aslo i thought tath it would be a very good book to recomed to other look family members or friends. I hope they make a second one because it a ciffhager a the end. Ihope you like reading the book if you do.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The plot is very creative with many twists and events The characters are very funny and are not serious all the time like in every other vampire book The tone is dark enough to please vampire fans but not so overbearing that you feel depressed reading it You won't regret trying this
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LauraIrrgang More than 1 year ago
I've heard great things about M.T. Anderson, but this book was not as popular as other works like Feed and the Octavian Nothing books. As a debut novel, I thought it was amusing, but I would have liked a stronger ending. Anderson's writing style is quick and witty, and I'll definitely check out other books. My take: Emerging vampirism as a metaphor for puberty=funny! Swelling teeth, thoughts of blood lust, etc. I also enjoyed the main character's passive aggressive frenemy and the ridiculously named Chet, the Celestial Being. The world Anderson creates is believable, but has a camp sensibility. The cover is pretty brilliant, too. I like a simple image with a sense of humor, don't you? I'm still wondering how to pronounce the name of the evil vampire lord, Tch'Muchgar. I've searched the internet, but can't find anything. Does anyone know? I can't get it out of my head. I wander around like a crazy person, muttering different pronunciations to myself.
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curious-or-arrogant More than 1 year ago
I read this book when it first came out, and I fell in love with it. You have to realize that in this society that vampirism is real and they are treating them like subhuman. The main character is dealing with trying to remain on to his humanity, well finding out if anyone knows that he is a vampire, he will be killed. Even by his own family, his own mother. And the ending imagery is beautiful. Well, horrible, but beautiful. This is not a good book if you do not like thinking or getting thrust into a different world. The writer, writes in the POINT OF VIEW of the main character, who is a younger male. You must keep this in mind. As well as illusions to other books, and history. I love this book and recommend it to my friends and my book group (who loved it as well).
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