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Here are a few quips found inside:
Gays who support Republicans: Bottoms who can't get enough of it!
Gay birthdays: An older gay guy needs to pick an outrageously younger year and just stick too it. If dogs can get away with this weird 'dog-years' conversion routine why not you.
Religious opponents of gay marriage: They are just scared the altar boy will ask for a ring next time!
Gay women: They meet, they mate, they buy flannel and corduroy. That pretty much says it all until they cruise us gay guys for a 'child-making donation'.
Foreign affairs: Germans I will admit have a certain flair for uniforms and leather but how many times can one play Poland for them! If they are Russian they insist you be every Baltic state!