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Sleeping Beauty has sworn off kissing...
Emma awakens to an entirely different world than the
one she lived in a thousand years ago, and although
she's the real ...
Sleeping Beauty has sworn off kissing...
Emma awakens to an entirely different world than the
one she lived in a thousand years ago, and although
she's the real Sleeping Beauty, her life is no fairy tale. After
parting ways with her supposed Prince Charming, she's
determined to be a normal girl—she hides her magic and
swears off kissing strange men.
But her gorgeous boss Michael knows there 's something
unusual about Emma, and he thinks she's as infuriating
as she is beautiful. Now Emma needs to teach Michael a
lesson, which means mastering her magic. She knows she's
flirting with danger, but after one look at Michael's perfect
lips, all she can think is, "What's another thousand years ... ?"
Welcome to the fractious fairy tale world of
Kristine Grayson, where the bumpy road
to happily ever after is paved with surprises ...
Praise for Wickedly Charming
"Unusual, whimsical, and wickedly clever, this funny romp takes a decidedly offbeat look at fairy tales from the characters' point of view, with delightful, magical results."—Library Journal
"It's FOR you, if you are into fairy tales and love 'Happily Ever After' endings.
Worth your time!" - Night Owl Reviews
"Thoroughly Kissed is a fun and sweet addition to the Charming Series." - That's What I'm Talking About with Twimom227
"You'll believe in magic when you're done.
" - Love Romance Passion
"Would I recommend this author? Of course! " - Stich-Read-Cook
"But, its FOR you, if you are into fairy tales and love 'Happily Ever After' endings." - Books are Magic
"So, readers who like their romance on the sweet side, I say definitely pick up Thoroughly Kissed.
" - Book Savvy Babe
"This is a sweet romance" - Tori MacAllister
"I kind of fell in love with this one from the first page. " - Books Like Breathing
"Overall, this was a sweet, entertaining novel that I think any romance junkie should check out." - Abbey Ann's Bookland
Emma Lost cleared the last of the winter debris from her yard, put her dirt-covered hands on the small of her back, and stretched. The air had a sweet, fresh odor, and the sky was a warmer blue than it had been a month ago.
Spring had finally arrived-and not a moment too soon. Sometimes she questioned her sanity, moving to Wisconsin from Oregon. Oregon, at least, had had winters like those she had grown up in-wet, chilly, and rainy. Nothing like the hip-deep snow she had had to endure, the layers of ice beneath it, and temperatures so far below freezing that they barely registered on the thermometer the house's previous owner had glued to the outside of her kitchen window.
And even though she had been a member of the modern era for the last ten years, there were still things she didn't completely understand. Like wind chill. The concept was clear enough-it got colder when the wind blew. But she had no idea how anyone would be able to measure how much colder, or why they couldn't build a thermometer that incorporated it.
She'd asked one of her colleagues at the university, and she had looked at Emma as if she were crazy, a look Emma should be used to by now. If she told most people her history, they all would think she was crazy, or at least delusional. They would have no idea that she was telling them the truth.
She didn't even try anymore.
An angry yowl sounded from her front door. She turned, just as she was expected to. Her black cat, Darnell, sat behind the screen, his ears back, his green eyes slit. When he realized she was looking at him, he put a paw on the screen door.
"No such luck, pal," she said. "You have never been an outdoor cat, and I'm not starting the habit now."
Darnell's ears went even flatter, if that were possible. His eyes flashed.
"You're twenty years old," she said. "And I don't care that the vet just gave you a clean bill of health, you wouldn't survive a day out here. Sometimes I wonder how I do it."
Darnell huffed at her, then butted his head against the screen.
"One more time," she said, "and I'll close the door. You won't even get the fresh air."
He moved his head away from the screen so fast he nearly fell over. Then he wrapped his tail around his paws as if he had no interest in leaving the house.
She grabbed her pruning sheers off the pile of tools she had placed on her brick stairs, then headed for the tulip bed. The previous owner of this house had loved flowers-especially spring flowers, especially bulbs. She had so many tulips on the south side of her house that it looked as if she had moved to Holland. The daffodils were planted around back-just as many if not more.
The tulips and daffodils were nearing the end of their season and needed to be deadheaded. Not that she minded. She would be working near the lilac bushes, which were just beginning to flower. The lilac scent was heavenly.
Before she started to change the flower garden, she would have to wait to see how many more surprises the warm weather would bring. She had rented the house last fall, when the University of Wisconsin hired her as an associate history professor. Her specialty was the Early Middle Ages in England, commonly known as the Dark Ages-the years from 500 to 1100 AD-but she'd been teaching everything from survey classes of the whole medieval period to graduate seminars on everything from the Roman Conquest to the Crusades.
But it was her lecture series-England in the First Millennium-that made her one of the most popular professors on campus. Her popularity, and her book, Light on the Darkness: England from 450-1000 AD, a pop culture bestseller, which had inspired the university to ask her to teach in the first place, convinced Mort Collier, the chairman of the history department, to recommend her for a permanent position.
To celebrate, she had bought the house. She loved it. Her refuge in a world that was too modern for her. She had friends here-a lot of them, actually-but none of them knew who she was-or why she specialized in the Dark Ages.
And she would never tell them.
Imagine, sitting with her girlfriends at Mother Fool's Coffee House, sharing lattes, and explaining that she taught about the Dark Ages because she had been born in them. That would go over well. Just about as well as telling them that when she was twenty years old, she kissed a young man named Aethelstan and went into a magically induced coma for the next thousand years. Then, when she woke up, it was to find herself in a glass coffin in the back of a decrepit VW microbus, facing Aethelstan's lawyer-the pretty, petite woman who later became his wife.
And she could have him. Emma shuddered as she always did when she thought of Aethelstan. He had lived those thousand years-aging slightly, as all mages did-and becoming a person she didn't know. She liked him now, but she couldn't imagine being attracted to him-or wanting to kiss him.
Then again, she didn't want to kiss anyone again. Ever. For any reason. Too risky.
She knew the spell that had put her in the magical coma had supposedly ended ten years ago, but sometimes magic was tricky. It didn't always do what people expected. And sometimes it came back. So Emma protected herself, and her lips. She didn't need a real man with real problems and real needs. She had Darnell. He was cranky enough for one lifetime.
A UPS truck drove by and stopped in front of a house down the block. Emma set down her shears beside the tulips and hurried to her brick sidewalk. Sure enough, the UPS truck had stopped in front of the house at the corner. She slipped her dirty hands in the back pocket of her jeans. She hadn't expected that. The house had been empty ever since she had moved into the neighborhood last fall.
She kept an eye on that house because it was a companion house to hers. Both had been designed by Frank Lloyd Wright who had spent much of his life in the Madison area. Apparently, he had designed the houses for sisters who wanted to live in the same neighborhood. Emma's sister had died young, and the next owner had remodeled the house-leaving the Wright exterior, which blended so beautifully with the lot, and meddling with the interior. But the other Wright house was just as it had been when it was built-furniture and all.
Emma had wanted to go in it since she'd heard that, but the owner was out of the country. No one knew when he was coming back.
The UPS driver opened the back of the truck, and grabbed a huge cardboard box. He staggered with it over the curb and toward the front door of the sister house. Then he leaned on the doorbell.
The door opened, but Emma couldn't see who was inside. She walked to her lilac bushes, and hoped that the branches would hide her just enough to prevent her neighbors from knowing how nosy she really was.
The box disappeared out of the UPS driver's hands, and then he went back to the truck, peering inside it as if he were facing a herculean task. After a moment, the door to the mystery house opened, and a man came out.
Emma caught her breath. He was gorgeous. Broad-shouldered with a narrow waist that tapered into long muscular legs. He had hair so blond that it could rightly be called golden, and his features seemed, from this distance at least, to be perfect. Women these days would call him "movie star handsome" but an old term from her past rose in her mind. He was wulfstrang-powerful enough to defend anything.
Then she shook herself. It didn't matter how good-looking he was. She wasn't going to allow herself to be attracted to anyone, for any reason. The last time it had happened cost her a thousand years of her life.
Darnell yowled from the house, and she shushed him over her shoulder. Obnoxious cat. He had originally belonged to Aethelstan's wife, Nora, but then became enamored with Emma, and cried for her when she wasn't with him. Nora had given him to Emma and, at the time, she'd been very happy to have him. She still was, if truth be told. But she didn't like the yowling or the jealousy. And that cat was jealous of everyone.
The blond man with the broad shoulders took a box from the UPS man, who then took one of his own. They carried the boxes into the house. The blond man seemed to have no trouble with the box's weight, while the UPS man staggered yet again.
Emma frowned. What was in them? His possessions? It would be a strange way of moving in this day and age, but she was the first to admit she didn't understand many things about the modern era. She had spent the last ten years in school-first catching up on the time she'd missed while learning practical things like how to read, how a stove works, and how to drive a car.
She'd come a long way in a short time-from an illiterate to a PhD. Or perhaps, more accurately, from a woman who was afraid of a shower to someone who occasionally was interviewed on A&E or the History Channel as an expert on the past.
Sometimes the person she had become amazed her. There would have been no way to explain this life to the girl who had been kissed into a magical coma. She would have seen this entire world as make-believe, or magical. And she never would have believed that she would be able to do all the things she did without magic.
But she had none, and she was relieved. She would become a mage one day but, for the time being, she was as normal as the next person. If, of course, the next person had been in a magical coma for one thousand years.
The men left the house again. The blond man glanced in her direction and she cringed behind the lilac bush, hoping he didn't see her. Men had terrible reactions when they saw her. They acted just like Darnell. They became enamored, entranced, attracted. And she hated it.
When she had complained to Aethelstan, he had laughed at her. This culture's story of Sleeping Beauty is based on your life, my dear. Of course men are going to find you incredibly attractive. You are.
She didn't see it. Her skin was too pale, her cheeks and lips too red, her eyes too blue. And her hair was a glossy black in a culture that seemed to worship blondes. Blondes with hair the color of that man across the street.
She peered over the lilac bush. He was still carrying boxes. The UPS man had paused to wipe the sweat off his face, even though it wasn't that hot. He didn't look her way once.
Darnell yowled again. She sighed. She got up and went to her front door, pulling open the screen. Darnell bolted for the great outdoors, but she blocked him with her foot, and then pushed him inside. He gave her an affronted look as she pulled the heavy oak door closed, locking him inside.
The screen door whapped her in the side. She moved away from it, and headed back to her lilac bush.
As she did, she heard the truck start up. The UPS man was driving away, and the door was shut on the blond man's house. She had missed him.
But they were neighbors. She would see him again. She couldn't get near him-that would be risking too much-but she could watch him from afar. There weren't many men in this modern age who were wulfstrang.
Perhaps he had an old soul.
She sighed and went back to her tulips. A big bouquet of the last of them would look beautiful in her entryway. A little bit of spring indoors.
Just the thing to pick up her mood-and make her forget the mysterious stranger who had moved in across the street.
He wasn't ready to be back. Five days ago, he'd been standing at Stonehenge-now fenced off, so that no one could deface the marvelous rocks-and now he was back on campus. Strange that it all looked the same.
Michael Found rubbed his eyes. The sky was a lovely shade of blue, but the ground was still brown from the harsh winter. A few blades of grass made Bascom Hill look as if it were a patchwork quilt-a patchwork quilt covered with student ants. The students all looked the same too, in their tattered jeans and carefully funky coats. Backpacks were back in style-ergonomically designed, of course (it was a new century after all)-but still packed to the brim.
The air was just warm enough to bring most of the vendors to the Library Mall. T-shirts hung from stalls, and he could smell falafels even though it was only 10:00 a.m. A juice bar was open and had a line; so did the new coffee vendor, who hadn't been in business when Michael left Madison last July.
It was May and he was back, the sabbatical over. He had to step into his new job as department chairman whether he was ready to or not. The previous department chair, Mort Collier, had chosen the end of spring term as his retirement date. Michael had just barely made it home in time for last night's private party. Mort had looked happy and younger than Michael had seen him look in years.
"It's a good job," Mort had said. "It just drains you. But you'll have the break to get your feet under you-and summer's an easy term. The hard stuff won't start until fall."
It felt like the hard stuff was starting now. His mind was still in England, thinking about the research he was doing for his current book, and instead, he was here, about to jump into the fray. Michael had been Mort's assistant and heir apparent for three years now. He knew the drill. He just wasn't ready to be the one responsible.
But he was. Mort made it clear that he would only help in cases of extreme emergency-and Michael had no idea what those cases would be, although he suspected they would all be political.
Michael was not looking forward to the political part of his new job.
Nor was he looking forward to the first thing on his morning's agenda. He was going to a lecture. Mort had urged him to see the history department's newest acquisition, a female medieval history professor who had somehow gotten a long-term contract in the space of a single semester.
At the party, all Mort could do was rave about this woman. Michael hadn't had the heart to tell Mort he'd already heard of her-and had read her so-called masterpiece.
Light on the Darkness was pop history at its worst, and her scholarship was abysmal. And her name didn't help matters. Emma Lost. He could only guess at the jokes the graduate students would make about that. Dubbing the history department the Lost and Found Department was only going to be the beginning. Michael had been around students long enough to know it was going to go downhill from there.
He jogged up the steps leading to the 1970s eyesore the university had deemed the Humanities building. Built after the Vietnam war protests (in which one group of misguided university students had bombed the UW's Army-Math research center), the Humanities building had thick concrete walls, steel doors, and pencil-thin windows in only a few of the offices. There was an interior courtyard-and there were windows facing that-but all they showed was a patch of grass and the rest of the building. Sometimes, when he'd been hunkered in this building for weeks, he felt as if he were in a 1950s underground bomb shelter, waiting for the end of the world.
He let himself inside. The interior smelled of blackboard chalk and processed air-he doubted this place had had a breeze inside it since it was built. What surprised him was that he had missed the smell. The musty, fusty buildings he'd been in while he was in England usually smelled of ancient dust and mold. For some reason, the processed air smell to him was the scent of cleanliness.
There were no students in the hallways-for obvious reasons, no one hung out in Humanities-and those who were here were already in class. He hurried to the lecture hall where Professor Lost was teaching her two hundred-level undergraduate survey on the Early Middle Ages, and sighed softly.
He wished he were hiking in Cornwall. He had planned to end his trip there, but he had run out of time. He was going to use his favorite bed-and-breakfast in Mousehole (pronounced Mozzle) as his home base, and he was going to go around to all the historic and magical sites-even to one of the many purported sites of Camelot. Jogging concrete stairs and hallways in the Humanities building was a poor substitute.
The door to the lecture hall was open, and he slid into the back. It was a huge room, with stairs descending to what the faculty unaffectionately called "the pit"-a small floor with a large blackboard behind it, screens that could come down for film viewing, and a movable podium up front.
Michael had once told Mort that it felt as if he were a Christian in the Roman coliseum, waiting to face the lions. Mort had laughed and said that it was his job to capture the students, not to let them capture him.
Michael had never quite found the trick to that. He was better at research and scholarship than actual lectures. He actually liked the organization his administrative duties required of him, and if he never taught another class, he doubted anyone-including him-would miss it.
Obviously Emma Lost's students didn't feel that way.
Michael had never seen a two hundred-level Middle Ages class so full. And more surprisingly, most of the students were male-and, if he didn't miss his guess, several of them were the school's top athletes. He'd never heard of nonmajors taking a medieval history course as an elective-the nonmajors flocked to American history, and then to famous events, like the Civil War or World War II. And the jocks avoided the history department ever since Mort had canceled all of the History for Dummies classes (as they were affectionately called) ten years ago.
So what were the jocks doing here?
Michael gazed down at the stage and didn't see a professor at all. The teaching assistant had her back to him. She was gathering a pile of papers and placing them on the table that doubled for a desk.
Then she turned around, and his breath caught in his throat.
She was slender yet curvy in all the right places. She wore her long black hair loose, and it flowed past her knees. It caught the light, shiny and reflective like hair in a shampoo commercial. But her hair wasn't her most stunning feature.
Her face was. She had a true peaches-and-cream complexion, the kind he hadn't seen outside of Ireland, and never on a brunette before. Her eyes were almond shaped, her cheekbones high, and her mouth a perfect bow.
He sank into one of the ugly orange plastic chairs, his legs no longer able to hold him, and it took him a long time to remember to close his mouth.
No wonder this lecture hall was filled with men. No wonder they all stared like-well, like he was. She was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life.
She walked over to the podium and grabbed the cordless microphone. It thumped once, making him start.
"Sorry about that," she said. "I just had to make sure you all had the revised assignments list."
She had a throaty alto with a bit of an accent, an accent he couldn't quite place. It was almost Scandinavian, but not in the broad comical tones he usually heard all over the upper Midwest, the accent that had been so aptly lampooned in the movie Fargo. No, this was more like a hint of an accent, as if English were not her native language. She clipped the ends of words the way a German would who had long been acclimatized to the United States.
"All right," she said, leaning against the podium but not stepping behind it. "Since you all seem to be having so much trouble believing that the people who lived a thousand years ago were the same as the rest of us, with the same problems, similar cares and worries, and similar feelings, let's try to bring their world a little closer, shall we?"
Even though she was chastising the group, she didn't seem at all angry. In fact, Michael felt himself being drawn closer to her.
"We still practice a lot of rituals that began in the Middle Ages," she said and then she smiled. It seemed as if the entire room had been lit by its own sun. "And frankly, the rituals made a lot more sense back then than they do now."
Michael's hands were shaking. He had never been drawn to a woman by her beauty before, but he couldn't help himself. She was absolutely, positively mesmerizing.
"For example," she said, that smile still playing around her lips, "one of the Suebic tribes worshipped the Mother of the Gods. They wore an emblem to honor that rite-it was the image of wild boars."
Half the class tittered nervously. The sound brought Michael back to himself for just a moment. He caught his breath, but couldn't make himself look away from her.
She didn't even seem to notice their reaction. "To them, the boar guaranteed that the worshipper of that goddess would be without fear even if he was surrounded by his enemies. At Yuletide, the warriors made their vows for the coming year on a sacrificial boar. You all continue that practice. You make New Year's resolutions."
A young man in the front of the room said, "You don't know that the events are tied. You can't just say-"
"Justin," she said in a weary tone. "What did I tell you about comments in class?"
"Geez, Professor Lost, I..."
Michael stiffened. He frowned at the woman, still engaged in conversation with the young man in the front of the room. She looked as young as her students. There was no way that this could be Emma Lost.
He had expected a middle-aged woman with a narrow mouth that never smiled, and small beady eyes that constantly moved back and forth searching for people who saw through her terrible scholarship. He should have realized that she was tiny and telegenic. After all, he'd been hearing that she made the lecture rounds before she came to the UW, and she was still being called by interviewers as an expert on all things historical.
"My favorite senseless thing that's still practiced in this century," she was saying, "occurs in the spring. Now remember, that medieval people understood the world based only on what they could see."
Michael gripped the plastic top of the chair in front of him. She looked so relaxed down there, one ankle crossed behind the other, the microphone held easily in one hand. He was always behind the podium, struggling with notes.
"There is a bird in England called a lapwing which, for those of you who don't know, is a plover-"
The hand of the boy in the front row rose again.
"-which," she continued with a grin, "for those of you who don't know is a wading bird-"
The boy's hand went down.
"-and it builds a nest, which looks remarkable similar to the scratch of a hare, which for those of you who don't know, is a rabbit. Because of the similarity in nests, many of the early English believed that rabbits-"
She paused, waiting for the class to come up with the answer on its own.
"Laid eggs," Michael whispered.
"Laid eggs," she said, her eyes twinkling. "And that's why the Easter bunny lays Easter eggs."
Another hand went up. This one belonged to a studious girl who sat in the middle. "Our books mentioned that the word ‘Easter' came from the pagan goddess ‘Eostre.'"
The grin faded from Professor Lost's face and she was watching the girl intently. Michael felt his back straighten.
"We haven't discussed the pagans much-"
"We've discussed the Christian church's influence and various beliefs." Professor Lost sounded almost defensive.
"A little. But the book mentions that it's impossible to know what pagan beliefs really were because the early Christians did what they could to destroy any history of paganism."
Professor Lost's magnificent eyes seemed to have grown larger. Michael wondered what it was about this topic that made her uncomfortable. It was well known that the Christian church did its best to convert all it contacted to Christianity. Had she run into trouble in the past by teaching pagan history? He doubted that. She didn't look old enough to have been teaching long.
"What's your question?" Professor Lost asked.
Apparently the girl heard annoyance in the professor's tone and flushed. "Well, in, like, fiction books, they say the pagans practiced magic. Did they?"
Professor Lost's face shut down completely. All the personality left it. Michael leaned back wondering how she would handle this. Magic was his special area of historical expertise-and the subject of his next book. He knew the answer. He wondered if she did.
"We don't discuss magic in this class," she snapped. "Now, if there are no more questions, let's return to our discussion of Alfred the Great. He was about twenty-three years old when he was crowned in 871..."
Michael stood. He knew more about Alfred the Great than he wanted to. Even though medieval history hadn't been Michael's area before, he'd had to study it as his history of magic project grew.
"...was an outstanding leader both in war and in peace, and is the only English king-"
There was a small break in her voice. Michael looked over at her and found her staring directly at him. He felt her gaze as if it were a touch. Her eyes were wide, her mouth parted, and all he wanted to do was run down those stairs and kiss her. For a long, long time.
He shook himself. That would have shocked the students. The new chairman of the history department going from class to class and kissing the professors. That would really shock old Professor Emeritus Rosenthal who was giving a lecture on British Naval History in the next room.
The thought of kissing Professor Rosenthal broke the spell, at least for Michael. But Professor Lost was still staring at him as if he were the answer to all her prayers.
She would soon discover that he wasn't. He hadn't been all that impressed with her famous lecturing skills.
"I wouldn't call Alfred the Great a king of England," he said, his voice carrying in the cavernous room.
She blinked as if catching herself, and then said into the microphone in a very cold voice, "And who might you be?"
"I'm Michael Found."
Several students tittered. She glared at them and they all leaned back. Michael felt like he wanted to as well.
"I don't appreciate jokes, Michael Found, and I know your name is not on my student roster, so if you would kindly-"
"I'm the new chairman of the history department."
To his surprise, she blushed. She turned a lovely shade of rose that accented her dark hair and her spectacular eyes. "Oh, well, then, I guess you can interrupt at any time."
They stared at each other for a moment. The students seemed to be getting tennis neck turning their heads back and forth, trying to see what was going on.
She cleared her throat. "What would you call Alfred the Great if not a king of England."
"England was divided into tribal areas at that period. Alfred was king of the West Saxons in southwestern England, but he didn't-"
"He conquered London in 886," she said. "All the English people who weren't subject to the Danes recognized him as their ruler. By my book, that makes him a king of England."
"By your book, yes," Michael said, "I suppose it does."
She frowned, obviously not understanding the comment. She would later.
"I didn't mean to interrupt your class," he said. "You're the only tenured professor I haven't met yet, and I wanted to hear you work." He glanced at the students. "You can all go back to learning about Danelaw."
That blush rose again on her skin, and he felt that same attraction. He dodged it by turning and going out the door. As he did, he heard her say, "Well, you never know what's going to happen on a pretty May morning. Let's talk about Alfred, though. He was the youngest son of..."
Michael hurried down the hall. His heart was pounding. He hadn't challenged a professor in front of a class since he was a student himself. And as a professor, he hated being challenged by a colleague. He had no idea what had provoked him to do that.
But as he reached the stairwell, he realized he did know. It had been his reaction to her beauty. He knew that her work was poor and that she had gotten fame, fortune, and an undeserved tenure for her rotten scholarship. She had looked bright enough, but she clearly didn't understand that history was about facts, not fiction.
He had always been attracted to smart, capable women. Men who were interested in women solely because of their beauty were contemptible. He had always prided himself on seeing a woman's intelligence before he noted her physical attractiveness.
Except this time. He had gone in knowing that she was going to be an embarrassment to the university, hoping that she would prove him wrong, and then all he had done was stare at her like a lovesick puppy-which was exactly the way all the undergraduate men, including half the football team, were staring at her.
So he had challenged her, and she had actually answered him with something resembling an argument.
Still, he was unimpressed with her analysis and her so-called lecturing skills. Discussing Easter eggs and boar's heads might be fun over beers, but such things had no place in a two hundred-level history course. Those courses were difficult in the first place because the instructor had to cram as much information as possible into a very short semester. To waste time with frivolities like New Year's Resolutions and the Easter bunny was the sign of an undisciplined mind.
He climbed the stairs to his office two at a time, but the movement didn't drive the feeling from his stomach. She was beautiful and he wanted to go back down there and stare at her. He half envied those kids who got to see her every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
She was precisely the kind of woman a man could worship from afar.
Emma's hands were shaking as she picked up her books. The gorgeous man from her block had been in her 9:00 a.m. lecture, and she hadn't even noticed him until he stood to leave.
Michael Found. What a horrible, awful coincidence. She would bet that he was born with his name. In her day, very few people had last names-and usually they were descriptive, just like hers was. She had chosen the name Lost a few days after she had woken up in the Computer Age. She had felt it described her then. It didn't describe her nearly as well now, but it was what she was known as, well known, surprisingly enough.
She turned to see a handful of students hovering near the stairs. She suppressed a sigh. Usually she hurried out-she knew that half the boys had crushes on her-but she had forgotten this time. Michael Found-her new boss-had a lot to answer for.
She talked to the students-that was her job after all-reminding them about the readings, refusing offers of coffee, and telling inane anecdotes, all the while walking up the stairs. She had to hurry to get to the sanctity of her office. She didn't have office hours on Monday, and she might get some personal time.
Heaven knew she needed it.
She managed to escape quicker than she expected, and then took the stairs to the cubicle the university let her call home. She unlocked her office, and stepped inside. Her office was small and rectangular. She had decorated it herself with her own furniture-the book had paid for a lot of extras-which meant that she had a Danish modern desk, a thick leather chair, and a comfortable seat for students who needed help.
On the wall behind her desk, she put a Danish modern bookshelf covered with the books she'd assigned for class, as well as extra copies of her own book. On the wall across from her was a large photograph of Portland, Oregon, the city where she had "come to herself" as Aethelstan so euphemistically put it. She used that photo to ground herself and remind her where she had come from.
Her other decorations were her degrees-no one except her Oregon friends knew what a victory those degrees were-and literacy posters. She volunteered for two different literacy organizations and she tutored students who needed extra help. She figured it was the least she could do, considering all the tutoring and special help she had.
She pushed the door closed, flicked on the green desk lamp, and sank into her comfortable leather chair. Then she closed her eyes. When she did, she saw Michael Found. He was even more gorgeous up close-those blue eyes so startling that they seemed to blaze across a room. His voice was deep, rich, and musical, and he had a lovely subtle Midwestern accent.
She wondered if he had seen her reaction to the magic question. He probably had, and he probably thought her a cross and unhelpful teacher.
Unfortunately, that was a question she had no idea how to answer.
Scholars had the magic issue all wrong. First, they started from the premise that magic did not exist. Then they drew their conclusions from there. They believed that all medieval people who believed in magic were pagans-and that was not true-and that all pagans were the same. Actually, it was so much more complicated than she could ever explain. If she had trouble getting her students to believe that New Year's Resolutions were originally a medieval custom brought to the Computer Age, she had no idea how they would take the fact that half the mythical people they studied and a good eighth of the real people were mages just like Aethelstan.
And, if she were honest, like she would be someday. She hadn't come into her magic yet. She had twenty more years before that happened, and she wished it were longer. Men got their magic at the age of twenty-one, but women didn't get theirs until fifty or so. All magic arrived full-blown, so a mage had to learn how to control her magic before it arrived.
Emma had spent so much time studying that she didn't want to apprentice herself to anyone, at least not yet. And besides, the last time she had done that, it had gone badly as well.
Besides, there was plenty of time to deal with the magic before it came. Aethelstan would probably teach her, with Nora acting as referee. But Emma wanted to enjoy life as a normal-there was that word again! Well, as normal as she could be-American in the New Millennium.
She deserved that much.
Maybe the next time a student asked the magic question, she'd tell them what the other scholars believed. Who cared that it was wrong? Only she knew.
But she was such a perfectionist that knowing made all the difference.
A knock at her door made her jump. She sighed. If it was that football player again, she'd complain to his adviser. She got up and pulled the door open. The department secretary, Helen Knoedler, stood outside, hands clasped in front of her.
Helen had been with the department longer than anyone. She was a tiny elderly woman who seemed grandmotherly until she opened her mouth. Then she spoke with a voice so deep and powerful, it should have come from a man who wielded an ax instead of a woman who reminded Emma of a sparrow.
"I don't know what you did," Helen said dryly, "but Michael wants to see you first thing tomorrow."
Emma felt that blush return. He was probably going to take her to task for being so harsh on the students. Or maybe he was going to talk to her about staring at him. Or maybe he realized she was the person who had been spying on him when UPS delivered his boxes the day before.
Helen watched her reaction then raised her eyebrows. "You know him?
"I just met him this morning. Sort of."
"Well, you made an impression."
So did he. "What's first thing?"
"He gets in about nine, or so he tells me. Can you come?"
"Sure," Emma said. "My first class isn't until eleven tomorrow. Do you know what it's about?"
"Not a clue," Helen said. "And I don't want to know. I'm still handling the paperwork the changeover has caused."
"I saw Mort yesterday," Emma said. "I can't believe he's leaving."
Helen frowned at her. "He's not leaving. He's just not going to chair the department anymore. He'll be back in his office, harassing all of us next semester."
Emma smiled. She was glad of that. She hadn't realized that Mort would continue teaching. That was good. He needed to.
Then her smile faded. "I hadn't met the new chairman before. Was he brought in from somewhere else?"
"Michael?" Helen laughed. She had a deep-throated chuckle. "He's one of those rare lucky ones. He went to school here, then managed to get a job here. That almost never happens. Most graduates who stay in town-"
"Drive a cab." Emma recited the litany. "I know."
"He's been around forever. He was just on sabbatical in England."
"England? What was he doing there?"
"Walking everywhere. The man is a health fanatic. And he was studying something. I never did pay attention."
Emma felt a chill run down her back. She hoped it wasn't the Middle Ages. She definitely didn't agree with his comments on Alfred the Great. She had no idea how he would react to some of her "speculations," which weren't speculation at all.
They were actually memories.
"Why would he want to see me? I mean, we met this morning?"
"Michael is a different animal from Mort. Now Mort would take you out for a beer and ask you about yourself."
Emma smiled. "I remember."
"But Michael believes in doing things by the book." Helen shook her head. "Which means I'll have to redo my desk, believe me. So what he wants with you is beyond me."
Then she grinned.
"Except the word is-and my ancient eyes tell me it's true-you are the most beautiful professor to grace the history department in some time. Michael's single."
Emma felt her blush grow. She wanted to put hands to her cheeks and stop it, but she couldn't. She had never learned how to control that response. "Wouldn't it be illegal for him to date me? I mean, technically, he's my boss."
"Technically, sweetie, the university is your boss. He's just the head of the department. And while this campus frowns on teacher-student relationships, you're at least two degrees and one bestselling book away from that distinction."
Emma swallowed hard. She didn't want to fend off her boss for the rest of her tenure.
"Don't look so solemn," Helen said. "Michael was voted one of Madison's most eligible bachelors a few years back. He's what we called in my day a good catch."
"I'm not trying to catch anything," Emma said.
"Looks to me, honey, like you're afraid you will catch something."
That was more accurate than Helen knew. Emma shrugged. "I like my life."
"You and that cat."
Emma frowned. "How did you know I had a cat?"
Helen reached over and plucked a black hair off Emma's sweater. "I know the signs," she said and held out an arm. She had short gray and orange hairs on hers. "But a cat isn't a substitute for a man."
"I don't need a man," Emma said.
"I never took you for a feminist," Helen said.
Emma grinned. "Oh, Helen," she said. "I'm the original feminist. That part of my history simply got lost in the translation."
By the time Emma got home, the beautiful spring sunshine had given way to showers. The rain was cold, too, and reminded her of one of the worst days of an Oregon winter.
She lit a fire, ordered a pizza, and peered out the dining room picture window at the matching house down the block. The lights were off, so Professor Found wasn't home yet. She wondered what he was doing-having dinner with old friends? Seeing a movie with a woman? Catching up on his new work in the office?
Then she caught herself. Mooning. The worst thing she could do. The man was too handsome by half, and she didn't need to be thinking about him.
Thinking about him was almost as bad as looking at him, and looking at him made her forget all her vows.
Which would someday come back to haunt her.
She closed the blinds all through the house and put on some Brahms. She had fallen in love with her CD player, and the way music was available at the touch of a button. That was, in her personal and quite private opinion, the absolutely best thing about this brave new world she had woken up in.
If someone asked her, of course, she would lie and talk about indoor plumbing (which used to terrify her) or refrigerators (on her first day, she had asked Nora how they captured winter) or the amazing availability of food (even though she missed growing it by hand). But in reality, it was the luxuries that caught her. Shoes that actually kept the feet dry. Lights at the touch of a finger. And music whenever she wanted it.
Not to mention books and movies and audio books. Stories, like her father used to tell her, only more complex. When she had been a young woman, education was beyond her means-there was no such thing as education for all-and there was no way to mass produce books. No one had even dreamed of movies, and theater as people understood it now hadn't really been invented yet either. And the idea of television, well, it still boggled her. She had a few favorite shows, but she watched them in private, because she still stared at the box gape-mouthed, unable to fathom how other people took it so completely for granted.
Darnell was asleep in front of the fire, his long black body stretched out so that his stomach absorbed most of the heat. She had asked the person who took her order at Pizza Pit to make sure the delivery guy knocked this time. The last time, when he'd rung the doorbell, had been a disaster.
As if in answer to her thoughts, the doorbell rang. Darnell leapt out of his sleep onto all fours like a lion defending his turf. He growled softly in the back of his throat.
"Stay here," she said, knowing it would do no good.
She walked to the front door, grabbed the cash she had placed on the table beside the entry, and peered through the peephole. Sure enough, it was the pizza guy, looking very damp, the pizza steaming in its thermal pouch.
Maybe she would have to add pizza as one of this age's greater achievements. She certainly ate enough of it.
She pulled the door open and put out a foot to hold Darnell back even though Darnell was nowhere in sight.
The pizza guy was young-a student, obviously, and just as obviously, he hated the job. He mumbled the price and as she opened the screen to hand him the cash, Darnell came at a flying run from the fireplace.
She figured her foot would be enough, but it wasn't. Darnell was prepared for it. He leapt over it as if it were a fence and he were a horse, and he wrapped his paws around the delivery guy's leg, biting and growling and clawing as he did so.
The poor pizza guy screamed and dropped the pizza. The thermal container slid down the brick steps, but didn't open.
Emma bent over and pulled Darnell off the boy's leg, but the damage was done. The delivery guy's jeans were torn and his skin was scratched and bleeding.
She tossed Darnell inside, and slammed the screen door shut. "I'm sorry," she said. "But-"
"Jeez, lady your cat's nuts. I've never seen an insane cat before. Has it got rabies?"
Actually, it took her a moment to understand the delivery guy. He actually said, "Jeezladyyercatsnutsiveneverseenaninsanecatbeforehasitgotrabies?"
"No, he doesn't have rabies." She was amazed she could sound so affronted. She'd never seen a cat act like Darnell either-at least, not a domesticated house cat. She'd seen nature videos of lions back when she was in her learning phase, and the leader often attacked anything that threatened the pride. Apparently, she was Darnell's pride.
The delivery boy was wiping at his legs.
"Look," she said, handing him the cash. "I'm sorry. There's an extra tip in here-"
"They warned me you had a nuts cat, but I didn't believe them. I mean, what can a nuts house cat do? Hiss at you? Now I'm going to have to get shots."
"Yeah, but I'm not." The delivery boy stomped to his car.
Emma looked up, and saw that Professor Found's front door was open. He was standing on the stoop, staring at her. He'd probably come out when the delivery boy had screamed.
She blushed again-three times in one day had to be some kind of record-and hurried back inside the house. Darnell was sitting in front of the fire, cleaning his face, looking quite proud of himself.
"You're not a lion. I don't care what you think of yourself. If you ever met a real one, you wouldn't know what to do." Then she squinted at him. "You don't even look like a lion."
Darnell stopped washing and glared at her. Apparently she had affronted his sense of self.
She shook her head and reached for the pizza. Then she realized she hadn't brought it inside.
She sighed and went back to the door. Sure enough, the pizza was still in its thermal container at the bottom of the stairs. She glanced at Professor Found's house. He was still on the stoop. When he saw her, he raised an imaginary glass to her.
Her face grew even warmer, but she wasn't going to count that as a fourth blush. The other one hadn't ended yet. She scurried down the stairs, grabbed the pizza, thermal container and all, and hurried inside her house.
How embarrassing. He'd seen her at her worst teaching, and then this. She had no idea how she would face him in the morning.
Maybe having Michael Found for a neighbor wasn't the good thing it had originally seemed like. Maybe he had arrived just to make her life a living hell.
Well, the only thing she could do was be on her best behavior in the morning. And maybe then, they'd get off to a better start.
Not that she wanted anything closer than a cordial working relationship.
Even if he was the best-looking man she'd ever seen.
Posted June 5, 2012
I really enjoyed Thoroughly Kissed! It is kind of a slow read, but not boring at all. For almost ¾ of the book there is not a lot of romance going on. You really get to meet the characters and see them grow before the romance comes into play.
This is a new spin on the Sleeping Beauty fairy tale. Emma’s story is a bit different than the one we grew up reading. I liked her version and I was able to understand why she made the choices she did. Darnell was my favorite though. I just loved it when he attacked the pizza boy!
I would recommend Thoroughly Kissed to anyone who loves fairy tales and don’t need a lot of adult situations in their books. I know I was excited to find out when I finished Thoroughly Kissed that there are six more in this series. I can’t wait to get my hands on them!
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Posted July 7, 2005
I fell in love with this book and the romance between Emma Lost and Michael Found. As a big romance reader, I feel that Kristine Grayson is a fantastic writer and her books are original. She mixes comedy and romance perfectly, the way romantic comedy books should be. Once I read this book, I have purchased all of her other books and waiting for the next one. I would recommend this book and author to anyone. Great book!
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Posted July 21, 2004
this book is a good combination of romance and fantasy, this book also has enough lust and authenticity for the picky readers.
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Posted October 27, 2013
I really liked this book. It was surprising & funny. I hadn't red the books in that series in order and it would have made this story more familiarWas this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.
Posted June 27, 2012
When I requested this book to read as an ARC, I did not realize that it was a continuation of a previous book. That being said, I was able to read this one pretty easily without having read the first book. Anytime there was something from the previous book alluded to, the author briefly explained what was going on and what happened in the previous book so that you got the gist of what was going on. I was not confused at all, which is a good thing. Reading this book made me want to read the first one, but I am not sure there is a point since it seems like all the high points were covered in this one.
I enjoyed the way Ms. Grayson wrote and I would most definitely read another book by her. She writes in a very fluid manner and draws the reader into her work. I was sucked in and wanted to know everything that was happening to the characters. There was not a ton of character development and I still really would have liked to get to know some of the characters better, but not every book is written that way, and that is not a bad thing. Thoroughly Kissed is just a nice book that allows the reader to get away from the world and enjoy a little romance without any of the heavy plot that can be in some other books.
Since I am moving out west in less than a month, I loved reading about the places that we will probably drive through. I have one complaint though; Ms. Grayson was quite rude when she mentioned Sheridan, Wyoming.
“The only place I’d feel comfortable stopping in the middle of the night between here and Billings is Sheridan, and it’s not the friendliest city I’ve ever been to.” Pg. 239 of the ebook.
Now most readers probably just skimmed over it and didn’t think much of the sentence, but I take offence to it. Sheridan, Wyoming is my new home and we chose to move there specifically because of the hospitality that it offers. It is a beautiful, friendly city centered in the Big Horn Mountains. Before Ms. Grayson, or any other author, decides to say hurtful things about a city, maybe actually going there and meeting the people would be a good thing, and if Ms. Grayson did go there and had a bad experience, I don’t think knocking a small town that really is friendly and has many neat experiences (Huge rodeo in July) and a strong history (Buffalo Bill and the Wild West show) to offer visitors, is a good thing to do. There were other ways she could have gotten the point that it was too long a drive across to readers without mentioning Sheridan, Wyoming in a negative way.
Overall, this is a great romance novel that really didn’t have any bodice ripping. Now it does have a lot of sexual tension and kissing and sex are a big overlapping theme, but it doesn’t happen in the book, you just know it happens after the book ends. I would recommend this book to adults only because of the sexual tension and overall theme.
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Posted August 28, 2012
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