Three and a Half Virgins

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"My name is Jimmy Hendricks and I'm a recovering idiot."

So begins John Blumenthal's third novel, the moving story of a small-town New England entrepreneur with a proble-matical name who reacts to the abrupt, unanticipated dissolution of his marriage by revisiting the past, and finds himself haunted by memories of three virgins, each of whom he tricked and betrayed twenty years before. Overcome by remorse and tantalized by curiosity, he vows to wipe the slate clean. The result is an ironic tale of deceit, ...

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Overview

"My name is Jimmy Hendricks and I'm a recovering idiot."

So begins John Blumenthal's third novel, the moving story of a small-town New England entrepreneur with a proble-matical name who reacts to the abrupt, unanticipated dissolution of his marriage by revisiting the past, and finds himself haunted by memories of three virgins, each of whom he tricked and betrayed twenty years before. Overcome by remorse and tantalized by curiosity, he vows to wipe the slate clean. The result is an ironic tale of deceit, suspense, love and redemption that transports readers back and forth through time, and ultimately suggests that the past is not necessarily prologue (along with answering the pressing question: What the hell is half a virgin?)

John Blumenthal is the author of What's Wrong with Dorfman? and Millard Fillmore, Mon Amour. He has also written for television and is the co-author of the movies Blue Streak and Short Time. He currently contributes to The Huffington Post.

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Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly
This latest from the author of What's Wrong with Dorfman? tells the tale of Jimmy Hendricks, a lonely, middle-aged man on the brink of divorce, who finds himself reminiscing about his old girlfriends. Jimmy contemplates the what-ifs, all the while fantasizing about the possibility of reunion. But when he remembers the cruel ways he ended his relationships, Jimmy decides to repent in person—and if in the process a torrid love affair ensues, then so be it. As he makes his apologies, Jimmy drags along friend Morris, an Orthodox Jew, whose observant habits are featured prominently. Each of his exes gets her own chapter, with Jimmy first giving a full account of their past relationship, followed by their present-day encounter. However, this proves to be more of a chance for Jimmy to flaunt his sexual conquests and describe in detail how he tricked this series of hot women into sleeping with him. The novel features a slew of scenes that seem inspired by pornographic films, e.g., Jimmy's soon-to-be ex-wife turns to his new girlfriend and compliments her "nice tight ass." Blumenthal's bumbling main character has wit, and there are moments of definite charm in the dialogue, but not enough to salvage the flimsy structure of this sexual odyssey.
Fictionique
"Blumenthal is blessed with the kind of comic timing that evokes memories of George Burns or Johnny Carson. If you mine this brilliantly written story down to its core, you'll find a message on the value of repentance and forgiveness in our shared world."
Richard Wright
If you write, you'll want to read this to see how a true master tells a story. If you're breathing, you'll want to buy it because it speaks to all of us.
OpenSalon.com
L.A. Daily News
Blumenthal has a jaundiced eye and wonderfully ironic style
The Book Nook
...reminded me of the cult classic High Fidelity by Nick Hornby.
Fictionique
Blumenthal is blessed with the kind of comic timing that evokes memories of George Burns or Johnny Carson. If you mine this brilliantly written story down to its core, you'll find a message on the value of repentance and forgiveness in our shared world.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780967944418
  • Publisher: Farmer Street Press
  • Publication date: 12/22/2011
  • Pages: 286
  • Sales rank: 988,346
  • Product dimensions: 5.50 (w) x 8.50 (h) x 0.64 (d)

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John Blumenthal is the author of "What's Wrong with Dorfman?" and "Millard Fillmore, Mon Amour." He has also written for television and is the co-author of the movies "Blue Streak" and "Short Time". He currently contributes to The Huffington Post.

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