Three Grandmas in Texas [NOOK Book]

Overview

Everyone loves their grandma but these three are just a little...different. They have certain skills in war and strategy developed over forty years through military training and discipline. They are the definition of "never judge a book by its cover." They now work as contractors for the extra money. Follow the hapless Clem as he is hired to drive the three on their latest mission of destruction.

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Three Grandmas in Texas

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Overview

Everyone loves their grandma but these three are just a little...different. They have certain skills in war and strategy developed over forty years through military training and discipline. They are the definition of "never judge a book by its cover." They now work as contractors for the extra money. Follow the hapless Clem as he is hired to drive the three on their latest mission of destruction.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940045240420
  • Publisher: Geltab
  • Publication date: 12/20/2011
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 338,466
  • File size: 53 KB

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Please take time to enjoy your imagination. I appreciate every reader, thank you so much. You can contact me @Geltabs11@yahoo.com
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Customer Reviews

Average Rating 4
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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 2, 2013

    Wow, I was blown away by the originality of the story. Creative

    Wow, I was blown away by the originality of the story. Creative and different.

    14 out of 16 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 29, 2012

    Hilarious and Entertaining

    Don't know what their problem is but it sounds like the one star reviewer is a jealous author with an ax to grind, this story is awesome! It is so original and funny I don't know where to begin. Should it be with the three elderly lady killers or Clem trying to figure out how to live through it all? One of my favorite stories now, great job!

    14 out of 15 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 2, 2013

    LOL! This story rocks, you can really tell the authors who don's

    LOL! This story rocks, you can really tell the authors who don's have much success love leaving 1 star reviews, but this story is great. You just need to ignore their bitterness and enjoy the grandmas causing carnage! Thanks, Lisa!

    12 out of 14 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 2, 2013

    This book is hilarious and fun! I had a great time and was laugh

    This book is hilarious and fun! I had a great time and was laughind while reading. Thanks!

    10 out of 12 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 2, 2013

    These old ladies know how to take care of business! Good times!

    These old ladies know how to take care of business! Good times!

    9 out of 11 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 1, 2012

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    9 out of 14 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 9, 2013

    Good time story, fun read!

    Good time story, fun read!

    8 out of 10 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 9, 2013

    Woot! Go GO Grandmas!

    Woot! Go GO Grandmas!

    7 out of 11 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 17, 2013

    Interesting and poetic.

    Interesting and poetic.

    6 out of 10 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 10, 2013

    This story has it all, even envious 1 star reviewers due to its

    This story has it all, even envious 1 star reviewers due to its popularity! LOL! I love this story and the ideas within are incredible! I have all your stories!! :D

    6 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 8, 2013

    Fun book, enjoyed reading it!

    Fun book, enjoyed reading it!

    6 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 7, 2013

    Great idea; disappointing execution

    Sounded clever and fresh, but turned out to be a disappointing 52 pages. Not hilarious. 4-5 Star reviews likely from author's friends. Will avoid author in future.

    5 out of 12 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 15, 2013

    Action doesn't disappoint, the story is funny, and the character

    Action doesn't disappoint, the story is funny, and the characters are original. Great execution!

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 2, 2013

    It is hilarious how dumb people are, they sound like failed auth

    It is hilarious how dumb people are, they sound like failed authors. Either that or people are illiterate, the author states clearly in the description the EXACT NUMBER OF WORDS in the story. If you are dumb enough to buy a short story explaining how short it is in the description and then complain that it is a short story, you probably shouldn't buy it and go back to crayons. I for one, had a fun time reading this short story as it was explained. Cheers!

    4 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 2, 2013

    Crazy grandmas are fun!

    Crazy grandmas are fun!

    4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 30, 2013

    Whoa

    Way too short read. It was over about the time it interesting.

    4 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 25, 2013

    Very disturbing

    Read this after reading the reviews thinking it would be a short funny story. Instead its avery disturbing story nothing funny or humorous in it. Would not recommend

    4 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 17, 2013

    It's so obvious the one star review is from a jealous author or

    It's so obvious the one star review is from a jealous author or just an idiot. In the review, they complain about the story being 52 pages long. Yet, in the description of the story, the author clearly states the story is 5,315 words long, which is more like 20 pages. Next time guy, BUY THE $.99 SHORT STORY BEFORE YOU LIE! All in all, I enjoyed the story for the denouement in the end as all great stories have.

    4 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 17, 2013

    GOOD TIMES

    GOOD TIMES

    4 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 17, 2013

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    4 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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