Three Grandmas in Texas

Three Grandmas in Texas

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by Geltab
     
 

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Everyone loves their grandma but these three are just a little...different. They have certain skills in war and strategy developed over forty years through military training and discipline. They are the definition of "never judge a book by its cover." They now work as contractors for the extra money. Follow the hapless Clem as he is hired to drive the

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Everyone loves their grandma but these three are just a little...different. They have certain skills in war and strategy developed over forty years through military training and discipline. They are the definition of "never judge a book by its cover." They now work as contractors for the extra money. Follow the hapless Clem as he is hired to drive the three on their latest mission of destruction.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940045240420
Publisher:
Geltab
Publication date:
12/20/2011
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
829,678
File size:
53 KB

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Please take time to enjoy your imagination. I appreciate every reader, thank you so much. You can contact me @Geltabs11@yahoo.com

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Three Grandmas in Texas 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 79 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Wow, I was blown away by the originality of the story. Creative and different.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Don't know what their problem is but it sounds like the one star reviewer is a jealous author with an ax to grind, this story is awesome! It is so original and funny I don't know where to begin. Should it be with the three elderly lady killers or Clem trying to figure out how to live through it all? One of my favorite stories now, great job!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
LOL! This story rocks, you can really tell the authors who don's have much success love leaving 1 star reviews, but this story is great. You just need to ignore their bitterness and enjoy the grandmas causing carnage! Thanks, Lisa!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is hilarious and fun! I had a great time and was laughind while reading. Thanks!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
These old ladies know how to take care of business! Good times!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Good time story, fun read!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Action doesn't disappoint, the story is funny, and the characters are original. Great execution!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Fun book, enjoyed reading it!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Crazy grandmas are fun!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This story has it all, even envious 1 star reviewers due to its popularity! LOL! I love this story and the ideas within are incredible! I have all your stories!! :D
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Woot! Go GO Grandmas!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Clem is so clueless, love the odd characters!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
What a great story and what great writing. The failed authors leaving their fake reviews with their stories that never sell could never understand the creativity and imagination this story tells. Not only this story but the other 20 or so Geltab has for free. They are awesome and so is the world building! Thank you for so many free stories!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Grandmas and Clem on the road!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Surprising in every meaning of the word. Interesting, creative, and so laugh out loud funny, any grammar mistakes are forgivable. Haven't read such a fun story in a long time. Thanks!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
When I first read it I wasn't sure, but after a second read, this is GENIUS!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Grandma is on the loose and Clem has no clue!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It is hilarious how dumb people are, they sound like failed authors. Either that or people are illiterate, the author states clearly in the description the EXACT NUMBER OF WORDS in the story. If you are dumb enough to buy a short story explaining how short it is in the description and then complain that it is a short story, you probably shouldn't buy it and go back to crayons. I for one, had a fun time reading this short story as it was explained. Cheers!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Interesting and poetic.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Found this today after hearing about it from a friend, also bought the second one. Just plain fun!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hehe! Clem didn't know what he was getting into!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This made me laugh and intrigued me as well, I have read a lot of your stories Geltab. The free ones you give away and others like this, I liked them all! I like short stories on my lunch break and what you write is perfect for me, thanks and keep it up!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
When I first read this short story I wasn't sure I like it, but I read it again and it really struck my funny bone. Clem is ridiculous.