Three-Quarters Dead

Originally written as an instructional guide for Lisa's six adult children to consult with when she got old and dotty, Three-Quarters Dead soon began to nudge her in a different direction. She discovered she had more impressive things to share than the proper way to make meatloaf, or the right direction to face the toilet paper roll. Without warning, Three-Quarters Dead hijacked Lisa's original intentions for the book and set in motion a diabolical plan wherein her innocent readers would be exposed to a dangerously unbalanced and only slightly sane realm...her mind. With splashes of honesty, Lisa dares to share her own freakish life lessons about midlife lies, inventive aging, and pesky personal growth. But wait...there's more! In her own offbeat way, Lisa courageously gives away her secrets on how to safely trim thick, yellowing toenails (yours or your parents), and the best way to choose a bra for sagging boobs. Other more serious topics include the beauty of transformation, spiritual awakening, and faith. A short book for short attention spans, Three-Quarters Dead will both enlighten and entertain readers of any age.

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Three-Quarters Dead

Originally written as an instructional guide for Lisa's six adult children to consult with when she got old and dotty, Three-Quarters Dead soon began to nudge her in a different direction. She discovered she had more impressive things to share than the proper way to make meatloaf, or the right direction to face the toilet paper roll. Without warning, Three-Quarters Dead hijacked Lisa's original intentions for the book and set in motion a diabolical plan wherein her innocent readers would be exposed to a dangerously unbalanced and only slightly sane realm...her mind. With splashes of honesty, Lisa dares to share her own freakish life lessons about midlife lies, inventive aging, and pesky personal growth. But wait...there's more! In her own offbeat way, Lisa courageously gives away her secrets on how to safely trim thick, yellowing toenails (yours or your parents), and the best way to choose a bra for sagging boobs. Other more serious topics include the beauty of transformation, spiritual awakening, and faith. A short book for short attention spans, Three-Quarters Dead will both enlighten and entertain readers of any age.

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Three-Quarters Dead

Three-Quarters Dead

by Lisa A Larsen
Three-Quarters Dead

Three-Quarters Dead

by Lisa A Larsen

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Overview

Originally written as an instructional guide for Lisa's six adult children to consult with when she got old and dotty, Three-Quarters Dead soon began to nudge her in a different direction. She discovered she had more impressive things to share than the proper way to make meatloaf, or the right direction to face the toilet paper roll. Without warning, Three-Quarters Dead hijacked Lisa's original intentions for the book and set in motion a diabolical plan wherein her innocent readers would be exposed to a dangerously unbalanced and only slightly sane realm...her mind. With splashes of honesty, Lisa dares to share her own freakish life lessons about midlife lies, inventive aging, and pesky personal growth. But wait...there's more! In her own offbeat way, Lisa courageously gives away her secrets on how to safely trim thick, yellowing toenails (yours or your parents), and the best way to choose a bra for sagging boobs. Other more serious topics include the beauty of transformation, spiritual awakening, and faith. A short book for short attention spans, Three-Quarters Dead will both enlighten and entertain readers of any age.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9798218275938
Publisher: Issue6 Publications
Publication date: 04/27/2025
Edition description: Large Print
Pages: 140
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.30(d)

About the Author

Lisa A. Larsen was born and raised in the quiet New England town of Norwood, MA. She moved to Cape Canaveral, Florida in 1983 and never looked back. Lisa started writing at the age of ten, creating small books out of paper and cardboard. She's had her short stories published in literary magazines such as Dirt and Lullwater Review. One piece, published in USA Weekend earned Lisa an appearance on the now discontinued talk show, Sally Jesse Raphael. Lisa spends her time enjoying her six grown children as well as hiking, surfing, tennis and of course, writing. Although a prolific short story writer, Three-Quarters Dead is Lisa's first book. She invites you to read it!
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