The Tighty Whitey Spider: And More Wacky Animal Poems I Totally Made Upby Kenn Nesbitt
Kids want more of Kenn Nesbitt's sidesplitting poetry. They can't get enough of his clever wordplay, wonderful imagery, and zany rhymes.
So many of the poems are funny, but they are also very smart and full of little twists. I know kids will love the surprise endings. I think this really is a book that kids will want to read over and over again even those reluctant readers.
Kenn Nesbitt combines animals and craziness into some wacky poems.
The Tighty Whitey Spider is exactly the kind of book my daughter would have loved when she was in elementary school. I can't think of a better way to help younger children develop an early appreciation for poetry than reading Nesbitt's poems.
Yes, they are funny and a little wacky - this book should have you chuckling with smiles.
Nesbitt's poems are funny and have a well, wacky off-beat kind of humor that really connects with kids (and their teachers and parents, I might add).
The poems aren't dull and boring, they are full of action and fun...If all poetry was this exciting, I'd definitely read more!
...his new book, The Tighty Whitey Spider (with illustrations by Ethan Long) would make me a fan even if I wasn't already one.
First of all, the main little critter is sporting nothing but his tighty whitey underwear. This alone had my kids giggling.
...they'll be creeping and crawling to get their hands on this collection of zany rhymes.
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- 6.06(w) x 7.96(h) x 0.51(d)
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- 7 - 12 Years
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My Kitten Won't stop Talking
My kitten won't stop talking.
She just prattles night and day.
She walks around repeating nearly everything I say.
My kitten never says, "Meow."
She never even purrs.
She mimics me instead in that annoying voice of hers.
She waits for me to speak,
and then she copies every word,
or begs me for a cracker,
or says, "I'm a pretty bird."
I'm not sure what to do, and so
I simply grin and bear it.
She's been this way since yesterday;
that's when she ate my parrot.
My Kiwi Is the Captain
My kiwi is the captain of a supersonic plane that doesn't fly to Switzerland or Singapore or Spain.
It doesn't fly to Jordan or Jamaica or Japan,
or Serbia, Somalia, Samoa, or Sudan.
It doesn't fly to Norway, Nicaragua, or Nepal.
It's safe to say it doesn't fly to anywhere at all.
But that's the way it always goes for kiwis, as you've heard.
It's true that he's a pilot, but he's still a flightless bird.
I Have to Write a Poem
I have to write a poem,
but I really don't know how.
So maybe I'll just make a rhyme with something dumb like "cow."
Okay, I'll write about a cow,
but that's so commonplace.
I think I'll have to make her be...
a cow from outer space!
My cow will need a helmet and a space suit and a ship.
Of course, she'll keep a blaster in the holster on her hip.
She'll hurtle through the galaxy on meteoric flights to battle monkey aliens in huge karate fights.
She'll duel with laser sabers while avoiding lava spray to vanquish evil emperors and always save the day.
I hope the teacher likes my tale,
"Amazing Astro Cow."
Yes, that's the poem I will write as soon as I learn how.
Meet the Author
Kenn Nesbitt is the author of several collections of funny poetry for kids, including My Hippo Has the Hiccups, Tighty Whitey Spider, Revenge of the Lunch Ladies, and The Aliens Have Landed at Our School! Kenn travels the country, visiting over 70 schools each year. His website, Poetry4Kids.com, is the most popular children's poetry website in the world.
Ethan Long is a popular children's book author and illustrator whose titles include, Mañana Iguana by Ann Whitford Paul, The Riot Brothers series by Mary Amato, and his own creations, Stop Kissing Me! and the popular Tickle the Duck!
The pilot for his animated television series, Farm Force, won the Nextoons: 2005 Nicktoons Film Festival Viewer's Choice Award and is currently in development with Porchlight Entertainment. His animated short series ZeFronk, a cooking show starring a wiener dog with amazing cooking skills, premiered on Playhouse Disney in the fall of 2008.
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Just in time for National Poetry Month, beloved children's poet Kenn Nesbitt has a new collection of poems called The Tighty Whitey Spider and More Wacky Animal Poems I Totally Made Up. Perfect to read out loud with your son or daughter, these poems will have you both giggling about the silly antics Nesbitt's animals get up to. I couldn't resist such playful titles as "My Kitten Won't Stop Talking," "My Chicken's on the Internet" and "Beavers in the Bathroom." Nesbitt often ends each poem with a play on words that's sure to appeal to younger readers. Ethan Long's illustrations are fun to look at, too. The expressions on his animal faces match the action in each poem perfectly. I particularly liked his smug-looking flying pigs and grim-faced goldfish in a military-style tank. Readers can also download companion audio tracks of Nesbitt reading quite a few of the poems himself. It's quite a treat to listen to Nesbitt read while you follow along with the words and illustrations in the book. Instructions for downloading the tracks, which can be played in iTunes, Windows Media Player, Quick Time, and any other player that supports mp3 files, are included at the beginning of The Tighty Whitey Spider. You can also check out Nesbitt's great poetry website, http://www.poetry4kids.com. And Nesbitt's collection called My Hippo Has the Hiccups is available for a free download or viewing online with audio tracks. The Tighty Whitey Spider is exactly the kind of book my daughter would have loved when she was in elementary school. I can't think of a better way to help younger children develop an early appreciation for poetry than reading Nesbitt's poems.