Table of Contents
The Tighty Whitey Spider 1
My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee 2
My Kitten Won't Stop Talking 3
Molly Has a Myna Bird 4
My Kiwi Is the Captain 6
Frog Ball 7
I Bought Our Cat a Jet Pack 8
I Have to Write a Poem 10
My Chicken's on the Internet 12
Snake Mistake 14
My Dog Is Not like Other Dogs 16
My Cat Goes Flying through the Air 17
A Rock Makes an Excellent Puppy 18
Don't Ever Ask a Centipede 20
Polar Bowling 21
Has Anyone Seen My Chameleon? 22
Ferret Soccer 24
I Like My Triangular Kitten 26
Today I Touched the Buffalobster 28
I Bought a New Tank for My Goldfish 30
The Elephants Bounced 31
If You Give a Mouse a Motorcycle 32
On Top of Mount Everest 35
An Ordinary Day 38
The Dancing Baboon of Djibouti 40
When Pigs Fly 42
My Hamster Has a Skateboard 44
While Lying on the Grass Today 46
Just a Slug 48
Banana Dan 50
Gabby's Baby Beagle 52
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run 54
Speedy Sid 56
My Turtle Is the Sporting Sort 57
Abrocat the Acrobat 58
Hippo Sandwich 60
Belinda Bell 61
Beavers in the Bathroom 62
Forty Purple Porpoises 64
Whenever Yaks Play Basketball 66
My Camel Fights 67
From the Ants in Our Petunia Bed 68
Toby the Snowboarding Doberman 70
At Hamster Sam's Rodeo 71
My Parrot Doesn't Care to Fly 72
When Rattlesnakes Wear Roller-Skates 74
The Weasel and the Whale 76
Get Me Out of the Fish Tank 81
We're Skydiving Elephants 82
Gordon's Garden 84
Cara's Parrot 86
My Dog Is Running Faster 88
Monkey Dream 90
Kitten Fight 92
I Saw a Sloth Play Soccer 93
An Elephant Followed Me Home 94
If You Happen to Hop 96
I Have an Amoeba 97