Table of Contents
Have You Thought This Through? 2
Where Are My Hands??!!?? 4
Cry Guide 6
Some Changes Around Here 8
A Piece of Me 10
Nipple Confusion 12
Tummytime 13
You Can't Handle the Truth 14
Big Blue Ball 16
The Conditions of Unconditional Love 19
Same Old, Same Old 21
Giving You What You Need 24
Creative Solutions 26
Who's Right Is Right and Who's Wrong Is... 27
The Middle of the Night 30
Fussy Loves Company 32
My Window 34
Attachment Parenting 36
The Spice of Life 37
Thinking Inside the Box 39
Just Go Already 40
First Visit to the Doctor 42
Another Lost Sock 44
What the Fuck Is That? 45
You Cry It Out, Bitches 47
I've Never Seen This Man Before in My Life 50
I Won't Dance...Don't Ask Me 52
Styling My Self 53
One of the Annoying Things About You 55
I'm Not Okay 57
People Are Strange 59
A Little Space Here? 61
Tata & Gampy 62
Tee(vee)riffic 64
Walking a Fine Line 65
You're Starting to Scare Me 67
Cease and Desist 68
Building Our Community 70
More Fiber in My Diet 72
To What Miserable Wretches Have I Been Born? 74
On a Short Leash 76
Suck It 77
iConfess 79
My Feelings About My Feelings 80
The Sounds of Being Humiliated 82
Me Do 83
NO 85
A Battle of Wills 86
You What??!!? 89
All in Good Time 91
Meaningful Consultation 93
Acknowledgments 95
