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Waitress Brooke Alexander is in love with Patrick Sterling, one of the most prominent attorneys in Washington, D.C. On his good days, Patrick is the man of every woman’s dream. On his bad days, he’s a complete nightmare. . . .

Compassionate and honest, Damon Johnson worships the ground his wife, Carleigh, ...

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Overview

The New York Times bestselling queen of erotica is back with a provocative and sensual new novel of love, heartbreak, and total liberation.

Waitress Brooke Alexander is in love with Patrick Sterling, one of the most prominent attorneys in Washington, D.C. On his good days, Patrick is the man of every woman’s dream. On his bad days, he’s a complete nightmare. . . .

Compassionate and honest, Damon Johnson worships the ground his wife, Carleigh, walks on, while she treats him like a trophy husband and views his life aspirations as a joke. He’s beginning to wonder if he made the right decision when he asked for her hand in marriage. . . .

When a tragic event brings Brooke and Damon together, they see truths about their relationships they never wanted to accept. Sometimes two people meet by pure chance, but sometimes it’s . . . a total eclipse of the heart.

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“Arguably not since the emergence of Nancy Friday has American letters produced a purveyor of erotica with such mass-market appeal.” —The New York Times

“Zane’s writing warms me, heats me up, satisfies me with a passion.” —Eric Jerome Dickey

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  • ISBN-13: 9780743499293
  • Publisher: Atria Books
  • Publication date: 12/1/2009
  • Pages: 336
  • Product dimensions: 6.30 (w) x 9.10 (h) x 1.20 (d)

Meet the Author

Zane

Zane is the New York Times bestselling author of Afterburn, The Heat Seekers, Dear G-Spot, Gettin’ Buck Wild, The Hot Box, Total Eclipse of the Heart, Nervous, Skyscraper, Love is Never Painless, Shame on It All, and The Sisters of APF; the ebook short stories I’ll be Home for Christmas and Everything Fades Away; and editor for the Flava anthology series, including Z-Rated and Busy Bodies. Her TV series, Zane’s Sex Chronicles, and The Jump Off are featured on Cinemax, and her bestselling novel Addicted is a major motion picture with Lionsgate Films. She is the publisher of Strebor Books, an imprint of Atria Books/Simon & Schuster, and lives in the Washington, DC, area with her family. Visit her online at EroticaNoir.com.

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Damon

December 3, 2007

Carleigh dropped by my office to see how I was readjusting to being back at work. She was a welcome surprise...at first. Then things quickly turned ugly, when I shared with her what I thought was good news.

"I registered a new domain name today!" I told her once she was seated across from me at my desk. She didn't comment, just looked down at her hands, so I asked, "Want to know the name?"

Carleigh sighed. "Can you tell me over lunch? I'm starved."

"Sure. We can go downstairs to the cafeteria."

We had a great cafeteria in our building. It put most of the restaurants in the vicinity of the office to shame. That was not good enough for Carleigh though.

"You know how I despise cafeteria food. Can you have your secretary make us a reservation at La Ferme?"

"That's all the way out in Bethesda."

"And?"

"And it'll take a good forty-five minutes to get there in traffic."

"And?" Her voice was dripping with heavy sarcasm.

"And you just said you were starved." I sighed and tapped my fingers on my desk. "How about B. Smith's? You love the food there."

Carleigh rolled her eyes at me. Say what! "I'm in the mood for some French food."

"Then I'll have her call Brasserie Beck. They've got great duck."

"I want to go to La Ferme."

"Then I can't go," I said vehemently. "I'm not driving all the way out there for lunch; not today. We didn't even have plans."

"I wasn't aware that I need to make plans with my husband."

"You do when I'm in the middle of a workday." I got up from my desk and paced the floor for a moment, intentionally keeping my back to Carleigh. Then I turned and faced her. "Listen, I'm going to grab a sandwich at the cafeteria and then eat at my desk. I don't feel like playing this game with you today."

"What game, Damon?"

"You have an attitude and I'm not going to be your willing victim. You pretended to come here out of concern, but obviously your panties are in a bunch because of something." I thought of the date in my head. "It's not time for your period."

Carleigh rolled her eyes again. "Why do men always try to put a woman's emotions off on her period? As if we only have emotions for part of the month."

"At least that would be an excuse, but it looks like you don't have one," I stated. "I wanted to share some good news with you since you popped up, but forget it."

I sat down on the leather sofa in my office. Carleigh got up from where she was seated, came over, and plopped down beside me.

"Crandall and Dee want to go biking across California again in the spring."

Crandall and I had attended college together. He and his wife, Dee, short for Demetria, lived in Los Angeles. Carleigh and I had gone on motorcycle excursions with them for the past three years in a row. We would fly out and then ride motorcycles up and down the coast. Harleys. The best of the best. Crandall collected them.

"Sounds great!" I said.

"Great?" Carleigh looked like I had slapped her. "What are you talking about, Damon?"

"Tell them we'll go; just like we do every year."

"They didn't know about..." Carleigh stared at my arm. "About the accident."

I slapped my thigh. "Things have been so crazy that I haven't had a chance to even shoot Crandall an email. I'll call him."

"Call him and say what?"

"That we'll narrow down some dates in a month or so."

"You can't ride a motorcycle," Carleigh said. "And I'm not getting on the back of one."

I glared at her. "Why not? Because you think I can't ride with one arm? Rarely do I ever hold both handlebars anyway."

"I'm quite sure that if you ran this past your doctor, he'd think you were a fool, too. Driving a car is one thing, Damon. Riding a fucking motorcycle is something else."

"Don't curse at me," I said, getting loud. "Don't curse at me and don't talk down to me." I shook my head in dismay, then changed to a nod. "This proves that I'm on the right track."

"On what right track?"

"My news is that I'm starting a new website called Able Minded Dating, for people with disabilities."

Carleigh gasped. "Tell me you're joking."

"I'm not joking. I'm dead serious, Carleigh. I'm going to continue running the Last Good Men site, but I'm also going to do this one."

"So now you're going to set up poor women in wheelchairs to be run over by four-legged creatures!"

"Your low opinion of men is astounding."

"I don't know why you'd find it astounding when most men are pieces of shit. Besides, most people with disabilities don't even have sex."

"That's not true, and how can you make such a blanket statement about other people's lives? I'm technically disabled, even though I disagree, and we have sex."

"But you're not confined to a wheelchair and you don't have a spinal-cord injury." She sighed. "Are you talking about people who are cuckoo, too?"

"What the hell do you mean by cuckoo?"

"You know what I mean, and now you're cursing at me, so watch it." Carleigh was really testing my patience. "I mean, people who can't even think straight."

"Do you ever listen to a word that comes out of my mouth? I said it is called Able Minded Dating. Obviously I am not suggesting that someone take advantage of a person who has dementia or Alzheimer's. You're trippin'."

"No, you're trippin' if you think that nonsense is going to work for five seconds. How long have you been doing that Last Good Men crap? I went on there the other day and the women on there are pissed off."

"We've had half a dozen couples get married after meeting on my site. I know that for a fact. Why don't you read the testimonials we post, instead of feeding into all the negativity? You're the most negative person that I know."

"Then why are you married to me?"

"Why are you married to me?" I asked back. I immediately reached out and took her hand. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. I love you, Carleigh."

She yanked her hand away. "I'm going to go to La Ferme for lunch by myself." She stood up. "Jordan and I are hanging out tonight. It's her birthday."

I didn't realize witches had birthdays, I wanted to say. "That's nice," I blurted out instead. The mere mention of Jordan's name still stirred me the wrong way. "What time will you be in?"

"When we're done celebrating! I came over here to spend some quality time with you this afternoon so you wouldn't feel neglected tonight, but we both see how that turned out."

I stood up. "If you really want to go to La Ferme, I'll go. Let me clear a couple of things off my schedule for this afternoon."

"No!" Carleigh walked toward the door. "Do your thing. I'll tell your secretary to go get you a turkey club sandwich on my way out. You do still eat those, don't you?"

"Yes, of course I do."

"Just checking. You've changed a lot lately."

Carleigh left without saying another word.

"No, you've changed a lot lately," I said, after she had closed the door behind her.

That evening, I was sitting in my study, going over the initial concepts for Able Minded Dating. My mind wandered to Brooke and I wondered what she was doing. It was late, close to midnight, but I decided to take a chance and give her a call, hoping that I wouldn't interrupt quality time with her man. She answered on the third ring.

"Hello, Damon. Is something wrong?"

"No, nothing's wrong. Sorry to call you so late."

"Oh, it's no problem. I'm awake." I could hear her trying to mask a yawn on the other end of the line. She was so sweet, telling fibs to accommodate me. "What's up?"

"I decided to start a new website today."

"That's great! What's it called?"

Wow, she actually cares! "It's called Able Minded Dating, for — "

"That's wonderful! For people with disabilities?"

"Yes, exactly."

"That's so wonderful, Damon. You're such a compassionate person. Is there anything I can do to help?"

I found myself grinning from ear to ear. Someone once told me in a seminar that the world is full of dream stealers and reality stealers. The man giving the lecture stated that if you tell ten people close to you about a new business venture or life aspiration, eight out of the ten will say something negative. The other two will be happy for you and ask if they can do anything to help. Brooke was refreshing, and I was not surprised that she was in the positive 20 percent. Carleigh was in the negative 80 and had always been.

"Sure, I would love your help," I told Brooke. "Maybe we can meet for lunch tomorrow."

"Oh, I have to work tomorrow, but I work the late shift on Thursday. Can we meet up then?"

"That'll work. I'll give you a call to confirm on Wednesday."

"I'll be waiting. Meanwhile, I'll do some brainstorming and try to come up with some ideas."

"I appreciate that."

"I appreciate you, Damon. More than you realize." Brooke paused before adding a sweet "Good night."

"Good night, Brooke."

After she had hung up, I tried to focus back on the outline of the site, but I couldn't. Brooke Alexander was invading my thoughts. So much so that it got to the point where I tried to turn in, but couldn't get to sleep. I finally took a pain pill that I had left over and knocked myself out, but then she consumed my dreams. Copyright © 2009 by Zane

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  • Posted February 3, 2010

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    Great Book

    This book is a good read, it was very different from the books that im used to by zane. I am happy that she went "outside" of the box and wrote a story line like this. At first I thought come on when will the action start taking place but I realized this book was unique and completely different from her other books and I really enjoyed it.

    5 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 9, 2009

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    Average Read

    This was the first Zane book I've read. Honestly, the beginning caught my attention but in the end I felt it was rushed and the "total eclipse" was lackluster. The author could've done a better job at building a better climax and leaving out the mysterious revelation. I hope to find another book by this author due to the positive response from her other books. Maybe next time...i would wait until the paperback is released! If love you drama ,romance, sex and interesting revelations check out my recommendations.
    Book Lover.

    3 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 4, 2009

    LOVED IT!!!

    Be prepared to stop everything in your life to read this wonderful novel by ZANE, "TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART".

    If I could give Zane more than Five Stars I would! This was a brilliantly written story. As Always, Zane has done a great job!

    In conclusion, I knew this one would kick butt, and it does!!!

    Meleisa Betts
    Author, "How I Made The Angels Cry"

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted April 12, 2010

    Excellent Read

    I truly enjoyed this story!! This is the type of Zane book I love to read reminded me of her earlier books. The story has a few twist to it, and its not the most exciting story, but I found it heart moving and impressive!!I really would recommend it to my friends!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 11, 2010

    awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

    I loved this book . It kept me on edge all the way through.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted April 10, 2010

    Who is the market for this book?

    The content in the book is adult, but the writing and the story is too juvenile.

    The characters were terribly predictable and CLICHE. The author continually explained herself, which kept detracting from the book. She even explained her reasoning in her end notes, but it was already obvious. Everything was wrapped up perfectly and pat. Boring.

    I continued to read the book only because I paid for the thing and was on vacation. There was a moment at the end that elicited some emotion, but I was REALLY trying to find something redeeming about the book by then. It was a decent story, but so poorly done.

    I was also expecting a sexy book, but sex scenes were often just 'in your face' and going for the cheap Shock Factor, other times raunchy and classless, desperately trying to sound hip, and sometimes attempting for the gentle love making, but there was NO REAL HEAT here. Snoozeville.

    SAVE YOUR MONEY

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 23, 2010

    Not Great

    This book was very predictable and kept repeating itself. The characters were very one dimensional and not very well written. The author did not do a good job of linking the pieces together and did little to describe anything but the "physical" action; which is a cop out. She could have explored other facets of the characters, described the places and scenery better and given her characters a more believable plot line to follow.

    I was very disappointed and felt like I wasted my time even finishing it because I already knew how it was going to end after the first chapter.

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 8, 2010

    Great book

    Purchased the audio book,was every entertaining didn't want to leave to car because I want to hear what was going to happen next.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 25, 2010

    Very Good Book

    It took me a minute to grasp who was who with the jumping back and forth with dates and each main characters view of events but once I got the hang of it I was hooked. So sad the book ened, but it was realistic. Many people including myself go through relationship drama and it doesn't watter your walk of life. Relationships get hit all the same, they are not always what you want them to be becaue you are not with the person you were destined to be with. Perhaps you are good for that person but not visa versa. So the book really takes you there relflecting on self and relating and contemplating what in the hall am I doing.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 20, 2010

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    Eclipse

    I had stopped reading Zane due to not liking Chocolate Flava, but am very glad I decided to buy this book. There was a very interesting twist at the end. Also, the love that grew between the characters in the book was heartwarming!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 19, 2010

    VERY REFRESHING

    I REALLY ENJOYED THIS BOOK..VERY WELL WRITTEN KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ZANE

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 4, 2010

    I LOVED IT!

    This was a wonderful read. I actually got a Kindle for Christmas and was concerned about all of my Zane Books, cause I tend to go back to them occasionally to read, so I bought all of ther previous books on the Kindle as well as this one, and now I loved it so much, I am headed to buy the hard copy. Beautiful story, especially the twist on the last page. Thanks Zane, and looking forward to part II

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 2, 2010

    wonderfully engaging read

    Zane puts a very nice twist to the boy meets girl story. Very easy, fun read. Love the ending!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 16, 2014

    The book wasn't bad and was set up different than I am used to.

    The book wasn't bad and was set up different than I am used to. I would give it four stars but I am a person who enjoys something that picks up much quicker and it seemed like it was off to a very slow start and finally picked up at around 100 pages, but its just my preference that the book picks up quickly from the start. Overall I did enjoy the ending. :)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 7, 2013

    Just finished reading this book. I thought it was very boring.

    Just finished reading this book. I thought it was very boring. The book started out pretty good but became predictable fast. It took a long time to finish reading this book becasue it couldn't keep my interest. I knew what was going to happen next and how the book was going to end way before I got to it. I've read much better books by Zane. Was very disappointed.

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  • Posted January 5, 2013

    Must Read

    this is an excellent piece of writing. Zane is excellent in her story lines and her wonderful character. This story deals with adjusting to life changing experiences, finding strength and inspiration through strangers and finding yourself in the process.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 16, 2012

    AWESOME!!!!

    I loved this book so much. Just amazing! It's a MUST READ!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 23, 2012

    Excellent

    I enjoyed this book

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 7, 2012

    Excellent book

    I enjoy all book written by Zane, but this is by far,one of her best pieces. I was shocked by the turn of events that occurred but sort of knew how it was going to end. Great book!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 4, 2012

    My favorite

    This book is amazing. I know in zanes book its sex sex sex this book has that but toned down. I encourage u to read it. It has a beautiful plot.

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