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The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth
Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the world’s consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, The Truth About Chuck Norris is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck.
Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as:
• A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
• Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.
• When an episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger” aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
• Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.
• Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.
• Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’s house is a Total Gym.
A must-have paean to the archetypical American male and a bible of all things Chuck, The Truth About Chuck Norris is easily the most important book of all time.
AN UNAUTHORIZED PARODY
Anonymous
Posted February 19, 2008
I gave this to my boyfriend for our 3rd anniversary & in doing so sealed the title of 'Coolest Girlfriend Ever!!' We have laughed & laughed at this book.
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Posted January 26, 2012
The Nook does not have a rate hight enough to represent Chuck Norris. No amount of number or mere words could.
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Posted February 9, 2009
I bought this book for my boyfriend for Christmas. He's still quoting it. The book is absolutely hysterical in its ridiculousness.
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Posted December 3, 2008
This Book Was very very very entertaining and i laughedd so hard at the picture and the random chuck norris fact. i think Everyone that has a good sense of humour Would Really Enjoy this book.
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Posted January 4, 2008
this is a great book very funny
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Posted December 25, 2007
i bought this book for my brother for Christmas this year. I thought he might like it (he LOVED it) but the one thing i wasn't counting on was that my dad would like it too! We were reading some of these out loud and we literally laughed so hard we cried!!
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Posted December 14, 2007
This book is just awesome! If I gave it any less than 5 stars, Chuck Norris would not be happy....and you wouldn't like him when he's not happy!
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Posted March 31, 2013
Chuck Noris does pushups upside down
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Posted March 1, 2013
WHO EVER RESPONDS TO THIS WILL BE MURDERED BY CHUCK HIMSELF (SHOTGUN COCKS)
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Posted January 29, 2013
Chuck Norris doesn't win poker with a full house, he wins with a full roundhouse kick. Sorry Chuck.
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Posted July 27, 2010
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This book was absolutely hillarious. Many of the claims made in this book are so ridiculous and false that a person can not help but laugh. Long live the legend of Chuck Norris.
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Posted May 8, 2010
There are some funny Chuck Norris lines and then there are just some provocative and just plain dumb lines. I'd chuckle at a couple and just roll my eyes at others. So, I am in the middle on this book.
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Posted March 2, 2010
This book is a collection of fibs, fallacies and other exaggerations pertaining to the actor Chuck Norris. There is simply no way any man coupld possibly be everything this book clai--
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This book is so bad you do not have a rating low enough for it. An honest rating would be Minus 100 Stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.This was funny, some I heard already, some were pretty stupid, some were hilarious. I love the Full House one the best I think. If you have heard Chuck Norris this or that, this if for you.
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Posted March 23, 2009
My husband went out with our girls and came back with this book for "bathroom reading." It has not been in the bathroom since! The book is hilarious, mildly mindless, but lots of fun-it prompted discussion as to whether Chuck had authorized this and how he felt about it, too. It's a definite fun gift or to add to your bathroom library.
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Posted December 23, 2007
The book was just silly. I don't understand why someone would take the time to rip on public figure in this manner and not include any of the positive things Mr. Norris represents. If the book was to represent humor...it clearly missed the mark. The book is simply a poor excuse for literature.
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Overview
The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth
Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the world’s consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, The Truth About Chuck Norris is the one...