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Twas The Night Before Christmas (When The Aliens Appeared) [NOOK Book]

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A very silly but lightly humorous long Christmas poem I wrote in about 1997. It's a bit sci-fi and a bit silly, and has one mild-ish swear-word in it. Try reading it aloud with your reindeer antlers on your head!

Merry Christmas Everyone!

(I was obviously less of a humbug in 1997 than I am now. Bah!)

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Twas The Night Before Christmas (When The Aliens Appeared)

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Overview

A very silly but lightly humorous long Christmas poem I wrote in about 1997. It's a bit sci-fi and a bit silly, and has one mild-ish swear-word in it. Try reading it aloud with your reindeer antlers on your head!

Merry Christmas Everyone!

(I was obviously less of a humbug in 1997 than I am now. Bah!)

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940045339469
  • Publisher: Michael Carter
  • Publication date: 11/20/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 103,663
  • File size: 47 KB

Meet the Author

THANKS FOR VISITING MY PAGE

*****'CUTS' PUBLISHED IN 'THE COLORED LENS', WINTER 2014 - NOW AVAILABLE*****

***** OVER 11,000 DOWNLOADS THROUGH SMASHWORDS *****

I'm a writer of mainly horror, science-fiction and fantasy stories, and live with my wife and three cats in County Durham, England. When I'm not being a full-time registered carer, I enjoy writing, reading, watching films and TV, drinking good beer with good friends, and collecting rejection letters.

In the past I have had stories published in small press magazines including, "The Colored Lens", "Cthulhu Cultus", "Dark Legacy", "Dread", "Pop Fiction", "The Domain", "The Ancient Track", "Blue Silver Dementia"; e-zines and websites, "Frightnet", "Nightscapes", "Dark Portal", "Magnetic Fiction" "alt.ghoststories.", "Writers Dungeon", and "Raise The Dead".

After a ten year break, and thanks to friends Jonathan Strickland and Robert Wilkins, and my wife, I am seriously writing again, trying to catch up on a boat-load of new ideas, and sending them out into the world. My newest success is my short science fiction story 'Cuts', which appeared in 'The Colored Lens', Winter 2014 Issue.

My many influences include H.P.Lovecraft, Stephen King, Clark Ashton Smith, Thomas Ligotti, Angela Carter, Sue Townsend and many more.

Of the stories here, UNCONTAINABLE, DREEK MIDWINTER and EYE CHECK are the most recently written, while HUNTING COMP, OBLIVIOUS and CONS go back to the mid 1990's.

Thanks to all who have downloaded, read or reviewed my stories. Like most writers [some don't give a hoot], any feedback is very important to me, and I appreciate every review.

Comments, queries, or correspondence can be sent off to mickcarter1978@gmail.com

Enjoy.

The next story to be published here will be ???

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 6, 2014

    It's ok...

    It was free and all but it's fun to read about once and it wasn't what I was hoping for.

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