TWILIGHT parody (What if Bella Chose Jacob Instead?) [NOOK Book]

Overview

What if Bella had chosen Jacob instead of Edward?

A humorous take on "Twilight"

(2000 words/short humor)



... from the anonymous parody writer who brought you the pretty decent-selling "The WALKING ...
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TWILIGHT parody (What if Bella Chose Jacob Instead?)

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Overview

What if Bella had chosen Jacob instead of Edward?

A humorous take on "Twilight"

(2000 words/short humor)



... from the anonymous parody writer who brought you the pretty decent-selling "The WALKING DEAD HUNGER GAMES Parody" and the slightly naughty "Fifty Shades of TWILIGHT (A Very Naughty Parody)"
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Editorial Reviews

Vegas Kitten
Clever Twilight Parody: Why hasn't this been thought of before? I enjoyed the Twilight series a lot; when I saw the title of this parody, I knew I had to read it. I'm sure Bella choosing Jacob instead of Edward is something girls from "Team Jacob" think about a lot. Actually, that's not a bad idea for S.]Meyer to write. Make an alternate universe where Bella chooses Jacob? Publishing Goldmine. Anyway, this parody is pretty funny with a rather profoundly put-upon Bella and a fun twist at the end
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940014402545
  • Publisher: Coolcool Pub
  • Publication date: 5/9/2012
  • Series: Secret Anonymous Parodies , #1
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 362,773
  • File size: 10 KB

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Customer Reviews

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 20, 2012

    Funny

    Kind of short but good and really funny

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted April 19, 2013

    more from this reviewer

    WORST BOOK EVER! I give this one star for the title. They coul

    WORST BOOK EVER! I give this one star for the title. They could have gone so far with this story, it has no creativity. I had one laugh out of it, but not worth .99 cents. SORRY.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 3, 2012

    SHUT UP AND ENJOY

    If you dont like the book who gives a crap. It is only 99¿ do just dont say you hate because you only spent 99¿. Srry i am angry about my busdriver his name is paul. He sucks d***. Sorry i hate him that much. I am so angry.

    1 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 14, 2012

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    I l?¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ved this book- luv Z¿¿ and Chl¿?

    1 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 14, 2012

    Hmm

    I dont really know about this

    0 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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