Twilite

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Overview

Love between a teenage girl and a vampire can be a beautiful thing. Then again, it can get a little ugly. Just ask Stella Crow. Stella is a clumsy but otherwise ordinary girl whose life takes a radical turn the moment she meets Edweird. Though perfect on the outside, Edweird Sullen is remarkably unrefined on the inside. He also happens to be a one hundred year old vampire, trapped in the body of a teenage boy, who has yet to finish high school. Nonetheless, Stella is unconditionally smitten with him. But not ...
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Overview

Love between a teenage girl and a vampire can be a beautiful thing. Then again, it can get a little ugly. Just ask Stella Crow. Stella is a clumsy but otherwise ordinary girl whose life takes a radical turn the moment she meets Edweird. Though perfect on the outside, Edweird Sullen is remarkably unrefined on the inside. He also happens to be a one hundred year old vampire, trapped in the body of a teenage boy, who has yet to finish high school. Nonetheless, Stella is unconditionally smitten with him. But not everything is rosy in this gloomiest of towns. Edweird's enemies have sworn to put a tragic end to their romance. Against all odds, the bond between Stella and Edweird is nearly strong enough for their love to survive. Most love stories between an impossibly handsome vampire and an ungainly young woman have a magical ending. This one - not so much.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781602643819
  • Publisher: Virtualbookworm.com
  • Publication date: 4/27/2009
  • Pages: 172
  • Product dimensions: 5.00 (w) x 8.00 (h) x 0.40 (d)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 18, 2010

    A Swell Gift

    I received Twilite as a holiday gift, but didn't get a chance to read until now. Admittedly, I struggled through Twilight (I'm a guy) but had no problem zipping through this parody. I'm tempted to go back and read Twilight so I get all the Twilite jokes. Anyway, I enjoyed the laughs and good humor of this book. It is also pretty obvious that a previous review - "Junk" - rated this book poorly because he/she is a Twilight fan and can't take a joke (and certainly didn't read this book). Oh well, if you lighten up just a bit, you might crack a smile from Twilite.

    4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 3, 2009

    Hilarious!

    One of the funniest parodies you'll ever read. Every fan of Twilight will love this book. Parents: This is a GREAT gift for all teenage girls.

    3 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 30, 2009

    dumb

    Although I'm not a huge fan of the Twlight series its self, I do believe that this book is worse, waste of time, money and brain cells.

    1 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 15, 2009

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    Stupidly Funny and Entertaining

    I am a Twilight fan, read all the books...got the t-shirt. Twilite, a parody, was very funny and I read it in 1 day. I recommend it for those that want a laugh and those that don't get offended easily. I thought it was pretty original, especially since it was from a guys point of view.

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 3, 2009

    Wretchedly Funny!!

    This book was HILARIOUS!! this is a great gift for teenage girls! its not the best parody but its still funny. i really didnt like the Edwierd Sullen thing though. Edwierd doesnt fit him at all and it wasnt funny to me at all. the Sullen thing was quite annoying too. but the rest was funny. give this as a gift to any teen girl that loved the Twilight series. they'll hate it!!

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 25, 2010

    Lots of fun :o)

    I heard about this book from a friend. I'm not a twilight die-hard by any means, but I don't hate the series either. Nonetheless, I do have a sense of humor about it, and Twilite was just the ticket for me. I found it fun and entertaining, and it really doesn't insult true twi-hards. So I can recommend this for those who are willing and able to have some fun with the entire saga.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 17, 2010

    Excellent!

    I thought this book was so much fun to read -- and this is coming from a Twilight fan. It wasn't insulting to me at all, and it is clear that the author wasn't out to completely bash the Twilgiht Saga. As long as you don't take Twilight too seriously and have a sense of humor, you will enjoy this.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 7, 2010

    I LOVE IT

    This book is so totally awsome and NOTHING like Twilight but is deffinently like twilight. It was a good read and kept my imagination and my humor flowing :P!

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted November 14, 2009

    Really Liked This!

    I stumbled across the website for Twilite: A Parody, and read some excerpts there. I thought they were pretty funny and clever. Then I bought the book and kept on laughing. I really like that fact that it doesn't make fun of Twilight, but it does make light of some of the things that even die-hard fans should be able to appreciate. I certainly wasn't offended by it, and yes I am a Twi-fan.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted November 7, 2009

    Absolutely Adored This Book!

    Is it wrong to be a Twilight fan and love this book at the same time? Well, I do! For those of us who take Twilight too seriously, it's time to let your guard down for a moment, and just have some silly fun. Twilite does just that. I laughed out loud so hard so many times that I almost felt guilty. I just think he really nailed it, and I can walk away still loving my Edward just as much. So, 5 stars from me :)

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 6, 2009

    Fantastic parody of such a popular novel.

    I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book. It "parodizes" the first and second books from the Twilight series. It follows the story line from the first book with tons of laughs along the way. It was a short, fun book to read. I reccomend it to anyone who wants to get a couple of laughs from the book. What was really great about it was that there were jokes that people who haven't read the series would laugh at.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 27, 2009

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    WOW!!

    i didn't know there are actually published parodies of twilight. That makes me want to read this book even more! i can't wait to buy it

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 11, 2009

    Fun & Funny

    This book was so stupid and silly it was funny. I never liked twilight parodies but this one wasn't really making that much fun of it so it was funny. Just a funny quick-read that's fun 2 talk about with your fun.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 20, 2009

    ugh.......

    I am a huge fan of the Twilight series and thought this would be a fun read! Boy was I wrong!!! Not worth your time and a total waste of mine for reading it.....

    0 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 11, 2009

    A sad attempt at parody

    I wish this was as funny as it sounded. Too bad it's thoroughly disappointing. The premise has such great potential, but falls flat on its face. Of course if you like "OMG-my-brain-hurts-now-because-of-that" genre items like, Epic Movie, then you may enjoy this. To say that all Twilight fans will enjoy this is a gross overstatement. A very sad attempt at parody. Steve Jenner, don't quit your day job.

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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