A Twisted Bard's Tale (An Erotic Erotica Lesbian Short) [NOOK Book]

Overview

BESTSELLING & AWARD-WINNING AUTHOR SELENA KITT
HALF A MILLION NAUGHTY BOOKS SOLD IN 2011
GUARANTEED QUALITY - THE CREAM AT THE TOP!

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Did you ever wonder what started the feud between the Capulets and the Montagues? Check out this naughty version of Romeo and Juliet - you’ll be surprised and delighted by this twisted ...

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A Twisted Bard's Tale (An Erotic Erotica Lesbian Short)

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Overview

BESTSELLING & AWARD-WINNING AUTHOR SELENA KITT
HALF A MILLION NAUGHTY BOOKS SOLD IN 2011
GUARANTEED QUALITY - THE CREAM AT THE TOP!

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Did you ever wonder what started the feud between the Capulets and the Montagues? Check out this naughty version of Romeo and Juliet - you’ll be surprised and delighted by this twisted Bard’s tale!

Warning: This title contains graphic language and lesbian sex.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940011299582
  • Publisher: eXcessica Publishing
  • Publication date: 1/28/2009
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 3,392
  • File size: 192 KB

Meet the Author

Selena Kitt is a bestselling and award-winning author of erotic fiction. She is one of the highest selling erotic writers in the business. With half a million ebooks sold in 2011 alone, she is the cream-at-the-top of erotica!Her writing embodies everything from the spicy to the scandalous, but watch out-this kitty also has sharp claws and her stories often include intriguing edges and twists that take readers to new, thought-provoking depths.When she’s not pawing away at her keyboard, Selena runs an innovative publishing company (excessica.com) and in her spare time, she devotes herself to her family—a husband and four children—and her growing organic garden. She also loves bellydancing and photography.Her books EcoErotica (2009), The Real Mother Goose (2010) and Heidi and the Kaiser (2011) were all Epic Award Finalists. Her only gay male romance, Second Chance, won the Epic Award in Erotica in 2011. Her story, Connections, was one of the runners-up for the 2006 Rauxa Prize, given annually to an erotic short story of “exceptional literary quality,” out of over 1,000 nominees, where awards are judged by a select jury and all entries are read “blind” (without author’s name available.)She can be reached on her website at selenakitt.com
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Lady Capulet heard her daughter's footsteps fading down the hall. Fair Juliet was going to marry Paris. It was settled--her husband had decided the match. He had left for town to brag this morning, leaving it to her to bring news to the girl, and she had done it as well as her own mother had delivered the news to her at such a tender age. She could still remember her mother's hand against her cheek, imploring her to consider. "Elizabeth, he is a fine match!" She had been Juliet's age when she had married into the house of Capulet and she knew what it was to be given into such service.

Although, Juliet was a great deal more headstrong than she had been at that age, she thought. Her daughter was young, and would outgrow it, but her heart led her now. Her heart--and the steady, throbbing pulse beating between her gentle thighs! Lady Capulet smiled. Ah, to be that young again! But no, she wouldn't trade it. She was a lifetime away from the young girl who had lain trembling beneath her husband's sweaty, thrusting body on her wedding night.

She shuddered at the memory, hearing the old nurse knocking at her door.

"Anon, m'lady!" the woman hissed, knocking again. "She is arrived!"

Lady Capulet stood, straightening her gown. She was not so different from her daughter, she realized, even now. She still led with her heart. "Enter."

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 26, 2011

    People, people....

    This is for REVIEWING AND EVALUATING an author's work. Why are we making such a fuss about the offered selections here? You don't have to start a war over something so silly. If you are so convicted about the material presented in a work, simply move on. You're just making yourselves and your faith look stupid whem you get on here just for the sake of flinging about ignorant comments and upsetting the community. I wanted to read reviews about this book because I was womdering if it would be worth my time, but instead I got a thread of arguments and slams made by people who didn't even read it. Stop acting like children. And for those like me who want an honest opinion, this wasn't really the best thing I have ever read, but if you're into this kind of thing, it isn't that bad.

    9 out of 12 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 28, 2011

    A Sapphic Delight!

    Selena has borrowed from Romeo & Juliette to create for us a steamy scene lesbian love making that leaves us begging for more. If you find such depictions enticing, then this will be your cup of spiced tea. Delightfully delicious! JMax

    8 out of 12 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 31, 2011

    Sexy

    Good story ... twist ... stupid and unfinshed ending ...

    7 out of 12 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 15, 2011

    good- short!

    Very nice story but VERY Short!!

    6 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 21, 2011

    Wasn't horrible

    Twist on an old tale. The lesbian thing might not be for you but i thought it was HOT!!! Wish it was a bit longer but it is a free short story.

    6 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted September 17, 2011

    Pointless

    Just simply awful. Short and blah. All over horrid.

    5 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 17, 2012

    Anonymous

    It was pretty good. I mean for a free short story it lived up to my expectations

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 2, 2011

    I love

    Love selena kitt. Always a delight.

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 5, 2012

    Interesting twist!

    Definitely worth the few minutes it takes to read this short story. I love the spin on the feud between the Capulets and the Montagues. Very clever twist on an age-old story. And to think Romeo and Juliet were the first star-crossed lovers...whatever!

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 7, 2011

    don't read

    not worth the space it took up on my nook. very short no depth no detail no imagination.

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 1, 2011

    more from this reviewer

    I enjoyed it!

    Wow this very short story had my mouth open. I was able to picture the entire scene and I definitly wanted soooo much more!! I enjoyed it.

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted June 27, 2011

    Never judge a book by its cover...

    And the cover is hot, not impressed with the rest of the book but maybe you will be...

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 1, 2012

    Lesbian erotica

    This is lesbian erotica, and not my thing. If you want historically themed lesbian erotica this would be okay for you.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 26, 2011

    Lukewarm at best...

    Not what I was expecting. The whole Montague/Capulet thing was cool but the rest of the story was boring.

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 11, 2012

    Not quite

    Creative thinking...bad story. It would've been good if it was m/f not f/f.

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 5, 2012

    good book

    Aubu1964
    I started this novel on Monday March 19th 2012. This book started on page 7 and ended on page 24.
    Lady Capulet footsteps down the hall. Juliet was going to Paris it was settled had decided the match. They were lesbain's or one was a nurse for Lady Capulet was sick. Lady Montague was dressed for an outing and her fingers were groping along her back and the other women was unfasten her gown and she turned to kiss her. They were going to have sex. But they had foreplay first. They were twins Juliet was sucking at Lady's Capulet breast they became fast friends now. The two women wed older men . Now they two women were having sex now. Lady Capulet's husband came home from his journey. This book was very good and I enjoyed it very much ShelleyMA

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 15, 2012

    HOT!!

    Juat what was needed ;)

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 14, 2012

    not impressed

    The story lacks sexiness.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 6, 2012

    OMG GIVE ME Those

    OMG GIVE ME THOSE WOMEN TO HAVE SEX WITH!!!!

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 6, 2012

    good

    It wasnt bad.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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