Two-Thirds [NOOK Book]

Overview

Valentine's Day isn't always the romantic holiday it should be.

Author's Note:

Thank you for taking the time to nibble on this free sexy snack. If it's whet your appetite for more, please visit Purple Prosaic for a complete list of available titles.

While some of my entrees may be available on this site, arbitrary restrictions on fictional erotic content imposed by vendors ...

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Two-Thirds

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Overview

Valentine's Day isn't always the romantic holiday it should be.

Author's Note:

Thank you for taking the time to nibble on this free sexy snack. If it's whet your appetite for more, please visit Purple Prosaic for a complete list of available titles.

While some of my entrees may be available on this site, arbitrary restrictions on fictional erotic content imposed by vendors and/or prudish payment processors (such as PayPal) have limited the sexual diversity of your menu.

In other words, if you want to taste the full range of my talents, visit me in my kitchen. I'll take you right there on the counter.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940000706947
  • Publisher: Purple Prosaic
  • Publication date: 6/13/2009
  • Series: Free from Purple Prosaic , #10
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 23,253
  • File size: 121 KB

Meet the Author

Take one part Appalachian redneck, one part aging wet dream, and one part filthy-minded wordsmith. Mix well and serve with chocolate-covered cherries. There you have the one and only Alessia Brio. Alessia writes all colors and flavors of erotica, from heterosexual to menage to same sex, and from twisted to humorous to deeply touching. (Sometimes, usually by accident, it even qualifies as romance.) Her work has earned her critical acclaim in the form of a few EPIC eBook Awards for Best Erotica, a couple Next Generation Indie Book Awards, and a Romantic Times Top Pick in addition to a plethora of glowing online reviews.

Not all of Alessia's publications are allowed here on Smashwords due to censorship. Readers interested in the full catalog are encouraged to visit her label's website at www.PurpleProsaic.com

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Customer Reviews

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 23, 2011

    Depressing

    Dont bother. Not good. Very short, no happy ending.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 6, 2014

    Not good

    Glad it was a freebie

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 23, 2013

    Short story

    Its short and wasnt a happy story. I could relate to this story. Kess trys to plan a romantic tip with her man Jack and it doesnt go to plan.
    I cant wait to read more.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 29, 2013

    good book

    Jack and Kess were going to enjoy a quiet dinner and on the way back to the hotel he was going to get wine. Two thirds of an hour and two thirds of a bottle later. Jack is still on the computer and she is more than two thirds drunk. Kess was drunk her head was spinning . Jack and Kess are not having sex now it was Valentine's Day. I enjoyed this novel. ShelleyMA

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    Posted December 2, 2011

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