The Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes [NOOK Book]

The Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes

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Overview

AS SHAMELESS AND HILARIOUS AS IT IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT

What's the mating call of a blonde?


"I'm sooooo drunk."

How does a brunette recharge her love life?

She changes the batteries.

How is a redhead like a condom?

They both spend most of their time in your wallet.

Why did 18 blondes go to the movies together?

The sign said: "Under seventeen not admitted."

What does a redhead scream when climaxing?

Her own name.

Why does Ohio have brunettes and California have earthquakes?

California had first choice.

Why did the blonde sell her water skis?

She couldn't find a lake on a hillside.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781569758434
  • Publisher: Ulysses Press
  • Publication date: 4/1/2010
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 224
  • File size: 3 MB

Meet the Author

James Buffington runs a number of online joke sites. He lives in University Heights, Ohio.
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  • Posted April 6, 2011

    this sucks

    not funny at all i want my money bak!,!

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 25, 2012

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    This is very inaprpriate get sample before buying might be a waste of money and time

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 3, 2012

    Fff

    OMG!!!!!! THANK YOU fOR TELLING MEH!!!!!!!!!! I WUZ GONNA GET IT BUT I SAW THE COMMENTS!!!!!!!! YOU SAVE MEH FROM USELESS SPENDING!!!!!!!!!! T H A N K Y O U P E O P L E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 15, 2013

    Yuck

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 31, 2013

    Just like mary poppins.

    I would not recomend this for adults, but I think the age group perfect for this is 4-8. It is pure goofy fun that my daughter will love. My only concern is that parts of the book are very similar to mary poppins, and it may have copied several parts,but other than that, this good, and definetely not a waste of time. If it was, I wouldnt be taking the time to let people know how much I liked this book. This book is also availible online inhard and regular cover.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 10, 2013

    Zero stars if possible. No. Negative two.

    Do not waste your money. Yuck. Very racist. Remind me why l bought this?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 14, 2013

    Hi

    Before getting this book, READ THE FREE SAMPLE FIRST! If you dont you will want to get your money back!



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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 3, 2012

    Ewwwwwwwww

    Ewwwwwww u perves gross bros

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 26, 2012

    Hahahahah

    Pervs thats nasty crap

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 2, 2012

    Maybe

    I think that it is okay. Some jokes are really srupid but some are so funny

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