The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion: Six Incapacitating Holds Involving a Spatula and Other Ways to Protect Your Family [NOOK Book]

Overview

Become a soldier in the war on terrorism—without having to leave the house—with this illustrated guide to patriotic protection. Answering questions like Could I be dating a terrorist?Which minority groups should I be afraid of?, and Where can I purchase bulletproof vests in children’s sizes?, this humorous guide contains helpful advice to combat terrorism. A section for teens is also included, including topics like what to do at a party when one is invited to join in a terrorist attack, especially when all...
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The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion: Six Incapacitating Holds Involving a Spatula and Other Ways to Protect Your Family

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Overview

Become a soldier in the war on terrorism—without having to leave the house—with this illustrated guide to patriotic protection. Answering questions like Could I be dating a terrorist?Which minority groups should I be afraid of?, and Where can I purchase bulletproof vests in children’s sizes?, this humorous guide contains helpful advice to combat terrorism. A section for teens is also included, including topics like what to do at a party when one is invited to join in a terrorist attack, especially when all the cool kids are doing it. From getting up at different times every morning to confuse attackers to the final closet and under-the-bed check at night, these hilarious instructions will help readers keep their worst fears at bay.
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Editorial Reviews

Cape Cod Times
A hilarious antidote to the fear-mongering fueling the "war on terror.
AlterNet Sean Gonsalves
An amusing reminder that the most potent weapon in the fight against terrorism is to not be terrorized.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781595808592
  • Publisher: Santa Monica Press
  • Publication date: 9/1/2007
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 192
  • File size: 2 MB

Meet the Author


Zack Arnstein is a writer. Larry Arnstein has written for the television shows Saturday Night Live and Not Necessarily the News, for which he won two Writers Guild of America Awards. They are the coauthors of The Bad Driver's Handbook and The Dog Ate My Resumé and both live in Santa Monica, California.
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