Unaccompanied Minors: A Story from Guys Read: Funny Business [NOOK Book]

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Overview


Jeff Kinney is pretty much the nicest guy you can hope to meet. Except when it comes to his brother, Patrick. The two of them have been locked in a battle for supremacy since they were young—a war that continues to this day. A short story from the acclaimed collection Guys Read: Funny Business, edited by Jon Scieszka.



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Overview


Jeff Kinney is pretty much the nicest guy you can hope to meet. Except when it comes to his brother, Patrick. The two of them have been locked in a battle for supremacy since they were young—a war that continues to this day. A short story from the acclaimed collection Guys Read: Funny Business, edited by Jon Scieszka.



Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780062111531
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publication date: 6/7/2011
  • Sold by: HARPERCOLLINS
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 40
  • Sales rank: 75,401
  • Age range: 8 - 12 Years
  • Series: Guys Read Series
  • File size: 4 MB

Meet the Author

Jeff Kinney
Jeff Kinney
Jeff Kinney is an online game developer and designer and is the author of the New York Times bestselling Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. He spent his childhood in the Washington, D.C., area and moved to New England in 1995.

Biography

All his life, Jeff Kinney wanted to be a cartoonist. As a student at the University of Maryland in the 1990s, he published his comic strip "Igdoof" in the college newspaper, but he soon discovered that succeeding in the real world as a syndicated cartoonist is no easy task. So, after school, he supported himself as a newspaper designer and computer programmer, while working out ideas for a children's book that combined cartoons with conventional storytelling.

Once he conceived the concept for Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Kinney devoted nearly six years to developing the storyline and artwork. Fashioned as a journal with appealing, expressive stick figure drawings on every page, Diary is narrated in the pitch-perfect (and hilariously deadpan) voice of a not-always-likeable but totally believable tweener named Greg Heffley. Poised to make the painful transition from elementary to middle school, Greg struggles with the usual preteen angst: bullies and cliques, annoying siblings and clueless parents, faithful friends and cute, unattainable girls.

Although Kinney never intended to publish his book online, when the opportunity arose to serialize Greg's adventures on Funbrain.com, he knew he'd found the perfect way to reach his target audience. In 2004, the comic strip began appearing in daily installments on the website. The feature was a huge hit, attracting thousands of hits a day. Moreover, the online version paved the way to Kinney's five-book deal with the publisher Harry N. Abrams.

Armed with fresh, new story lines, Kinney launched the print sequence in 2007. From the very first installment, entitled simply Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the series was a success -- especially with reluctant readers who found the diary-with-doodles format far more accessible than conventional books. Greg, with his hilarious antics, backfiring schemes, and totally unfiltered thoughts (his mom has agreed not to read what he writes!), has struck a responsive chord -- both with kids who identify with his growing pains and with grownups who vividly recall their own.

Good To Know

  • Jeff Kinney claims that he writes for kids because he believes the most interesting and funniest stories come from people's childhoods.

  • In an interview with familyeducation.com, Kinney was asked which he liked more: writing or drawing cartoons. He answered this way: " Both writing and drawing are a struggle for me. I am cursed with being a very slow illustrator, and this book requires at least 1,000 illustrations. So sometimes, the joy of illustrating is a bit diminished by the amount of time that illustrating takes. What I enjoy is seeing the words and illustrations come together on the page."

  • Kinney knew he'd made the grade when Diary of a Wimpy Kid was chosen to appear as a plot point on the popular Disney-produced preteen series Wizards of Waverly Place.

  • Kinney deliberately avoids putting pop culture references into his stories because he wants them to have a timeless feel. He hopes readers will be able to pick his books up 20 years from now and still be able to relate to themes.
      1. Hometown:
        Southern Massachusetts
      1. Date of Birth:
        February 19, 1971
      2. Place of Birth:
        Maryland
      1. Education:
        University of Maryland
      2. Website:

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    • Anonymous

      Posted March 18, 2012

      Stupid

      No diary of wimpy kid? They have everything but what I want

      1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted December 30, 2011

      Great book!

      Its not the best book in the world, but it is a awesome non-fiction. Its about jeff kiney and his brother patrick when they were younger! I advise you to read it!

      1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted December 28, 2011

      Im not really big about it

      I dont really like it it doesnt feel as if its funny or as if Jeff Kinney wrote it and I read the sample of the book and I dont like it doesnt mean you shouldnt read it but me I mawa would not reasonableley recommend
      that book I say strongly and powerfuly

      1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted December 9, 2011

      To confused people

      This is NOT Diary of a Whimpy Kid. I dont even know if its the same author. I could not find Diary of a Whimpy Kid. If anyone could find the new book, cabin fever, pease let me know, it would be very helpfull.

      1 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted May 24, 2012

      $#@%&

      I am so ticked off at JEFF KINNEY



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    • Anonymous

      Posted May 22, 2012

      Wow

      I want my diary of a wimpy kid boks on here now plz !

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    • Anonymous

      Posted May 21, 2012

      I want my gweg heffley

      THERE ARE NO WIMPY KID BOOKS!!!!
      :-(

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    • Anonymous

      Posted May 14, 2012

      I know where get dirary of a wimpy kid

      There aren't any but if you go to public library get ebooks and check it out and get one that what i did and man is it easier!!!!! Plus i wish had it

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    • Anonymous

      Posted May 1, 2012

      Greg Heffley?

      I searched Jeff Kinney and Diary of a Wimpy Kid on my Nook but none of the Greg Heffley books came up. :( I wanted them on my e-reader but nothing would pop up. So dissapointing. :,(

      0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted April 17, 2012

      Where is the dairy?

      I WANT DAIRY OF WIMPY KID NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted April 13, 2012

      Not kool

      I have not read the book and refuse to read it untill i find diary of a wimpy kid!!!!!

      0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted March 10, 2012

      Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

      I cant find them uhhhhh where are they im so mad!!! Ididnt get this book i hate the rating becausebthe only book by jeff kinney is ummmm idk whaever that book is called

      0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted February 26, 2012

      Rick riding hood

      Didnt read it but wish there was diary of a wimpy kid by jeff kinney in your nook selection. Youve heard it
      ? right.

      0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted February 25, 2012

      Girlfriend

      Where is diary of a wimpy kid?

      0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted February 23, 2012

      ?

      HI

      0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted February 8, 2012

      Look.

      You cannot get diaria of a wimpy kid

      0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted February 7, 2012

      Anonymous

      Where is Diary of a Wimpy Kid?!?! If anybody finds it please tell me.

      0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted February 7, 2012

      Kiss me :)

      Love me and hate the book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted February 2, 2012

      This stinks

      I want the new diary of a wimpy kid this is unfair :(

      0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted January 22, 2012

      Boo

      wher is the diary of a wimpy kid books?

      0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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