The Uncanny

The Uncanny

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by Andrew Klavan, Michael Page

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The Uncanny is the story of Richard Storm, a producer of horror movies. He comes to England searching for the real counterpart of the ghosts that have made him rich. At a party he reads aloud the classic British ghost story which inspired his Hollywood career, and suddenly, uncannily, starts a chain of actions that literally brings to life his first horror movie.


The Uncanny is the story of Richard Storm, a producer of horror movies. He comes to England searching for the real counterpart of the ghosts that have made him rich. At a party he reads aloud the classic British ghost story which inspired his Hollywood career, and suddenly, uncannily, starts a chain of actions that literally brings to life his first horror movie.

Harper Albright is a hunter, a rider of the tide of the Uncanny, whose credo is simply, "Believe nothing." Once young and beautiful, she has devoted her life to seeking out and destroying the evil Iago, her former lover, now the hunter of their son. Harper must destroy Iago before he can find all the clues to recreate the Philosopher's Stone, which will give him immortality at the cost of his son's life.

With Richard's reading at the party, Iago's trail suddenly grows hot. A trail of ghost stories stretching from Storm's films back to the Middle Ages provide the clues which will lead to Iago.

Editorial Reviews
The pages of Andrew Klavan's The Uncanny are full of phantoms as horror-film producer Richard Storm finds himself in the midst of a real-life gothic tale in contemporary London. Klavan generously mixes genres and eras -- a little Victorian ghost story here, a macabre modern murder mystery there, a bit of The X-Files on top -- into a Grand Guignol of a plot. But it's one worthy of such haunting characters as the eccentric Harper Albright, an expert on the paranormal with a mysterious past.

—Nancy Pate

Publishers Weekly - Publisher's Weekly
Thriller fans who expect the unexpected from Klavan True Crime won't find that anticipation dashed with his new novel, a series of clever riffs on the classic ghost story. The main plot follows the adventures of Richard Storm, 40, a producer of Hollywood horror films who's come to England to work on Bizarre! magazine, find a real-life ghost story and, perhaps, win some emotional relief from the cancer rotting his brain. At a party, Richard reads aloud "Black Annie," the ghost story that inspired his career (which story Klavan presents in all its neo-gothic glory, as one of several ghost tales embedded in the narrative). One partygoer, beautiful Sophia Endering, drops her glass in shock while listening. She, Richard learns, has lived some of the events of "Black Annie," which centers around the sacrifice of a youngstera sacrifice explained through an ancient tale recorded by the great dark fantasist M.R. James (whose widow makes a cameo here). The sacrifice is also depicted in an ancient, disassembled triptych now sought by a diabolical presence known as St. Iago, because the triptych, when whole, reveals the secret to immortalityand its terrible price. Klavan pulls out all the stops, repeatedly blindsiding the reader with shifts in plot, tone and point of view, peopling his tale with wild eccentrics and wilder settings, winking at the genre but honoring it too, right through the over-the-top climax set in a ruined abbey on a dark and stormy night. Not all of the Sturm und Drang works (Klavan's principals, especially, are more caricature than character), but suspense is high, the fun factor higher, and Klavan, cackling all the while, demonstrates again that his ability to make a genre his own is simply... uncanny. Foreign rights sold in the U.K., Germany and Italy. (Feb.)
Library Journal
Richard Storm has used the English ghost stories as the basis for his scary movies which are coming to life. From the two-time Edgar Award winner of True Crime (LJ 4/15/95).

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A glass shattered across the room and Storm, lifting his tragical eyes,  saw, though too late, a woman worth dying for.

The book of ghost stories was still open in his hands. His lips were  still parted on the final phrase—crumbled to dust even as we gazed  upon it. But the phrase, the whole story, had been blown right out of  his mind. By the woman, by her beauty. Just the sight of her had brought  him from his chair to his feet.

Which was pretty ridiculous when he came to think of it. What was he  going to do next? Leap into the air like a cartoon character—his tongue  out—his eyes hanging from their sockets on springs—the Valentine shape  of his heart boinging through his shirtfront? He was a modern guy, after  all, an American guy, a Hollywood guy. A real person with nose hairs and  psychiatric problems and an anus. This was life, not the movies. It wasn't  possible—was it?—that he had just fallen in love at first sight?

Maybe not, but he went on gawping at her. She was standing in the  drawing-room archway, one of the guests who had drifted in when Storm had  begun to read aloud. In the sitting room behind her, the great Scotch pine  with its colored Christmas lights seemed to him to frame her, to set her  in relief. A girl of, say, twenty and some. Not the sort of anorexic  starlet he was used to, not one of his usual airheads inflated with  silicon and ambition. Hers was a real figure in low-cut black velvet. A  waist and hips of substance,womanly in the extreme. A bosom from the days  when bosoms were bosoms. A swanlike neck, damask cheeks, skin of ivory,  hair of jet. Brown eyes, the palest brown eyes imaginable, bright and  snappy and quick. Woof, he thought; Jesus.

The others around her—all of Bolt's London sophisticates—had begun to  laugh now and applaud her. She was still frozen with the hand that had  held the glass extended, with her startled gaze on the fragments where  they lay. Fragments and glistening slivers on the tan carpet. A spreading,  colorless stain. The glass had just slipped from her fingers apparently,  must've hit the edge of the butler's tray on the way down.

"Oh," she said finally, "how stupid of me."

Storm reeled inwardly, mentally clutched his chest. What an accent, too,  he thought. That real English stuff. Like Julie Andrews in Mary  Poppins. He could still remember some of his boyhood fantasies about  Mary Poppins. The things she would croon to him with that accent. Oh,  Richard. Oh, young master!

I'm sorry,
he was about to say aloud, sorry if I frightened you.  It was just a stupid old ghost story. But he was already coming to his  senses. And Bolt, anyway, was out of his armchair, was going to her, and  Bolt was the host.

"Oh, Frederick, let me clean it up, I'm an idiot," she said to him.

"No, no." He took her arm. "I've already dispatched my minions." The two  women who had knelt to retrieve the shards glared up at him: a man  plummeting into middle age like a bomb, shaped like a bomb,  squat-bottomed, potbellied in his green suit and waistcoat. A serpentine,  cynical face deeply scored by Bell's and Rothmans. Shaggy gray hair  dropping dandruff. Cigarette dropping ash. "And anyway, I rent the place,"  he said. And he led her gently from the room.

Storm watched—bleakly—as the two of them turned out of sight down the  front hall. He could hear their voices receding.

"I am sorry, Frederick, I shouldn't have come, I'm just knackered. I was  in Ohio yesterday, and Berlin last week . . ."

"Don't be ridiculous. I live for your visits. I'll save the pieces as a  relic. I'll build a shrine on the spot . . ."

Someone clapped Storm on the shoulder. Someone else said, "Well read.  Spooky stuff. You put the wind up her anyway."

"Who is she?" Storm murmured, staring at the place where she had  stood.

And someone answered: "Oh, that—that's Sophia Endering. Her father owns  the Endering Gallery in New Bond Street. Not half bad, eh?"

Storm nodded. Remained on his feet a few moments more, his gaze now  wandering aimlessly over the room. A cozy alcove, chairs clustered  together, run-of-the-mill pseudo-Victorian prints hung above low shelves  of frazzled paperbacks. A wide archway into the long sitting room where  the Christmas tree sparkled and the gas fire burbled and recessed lights  beamed on bottles of white wine. And where the group that had gathered to  hear him read was now dispersing. And the party conversation was  resuming.

Above the rising chatter, he heard the front door shut. He could feel it:  she was gone. He sank slowly back into his chair.

Sophia Endering, he thought. He sat there with the book held slack  on his thigh, his thumb holding the place for no good reason. Sophia  Endering.

But what difference did it make? It didn't matter now. He was not in love  with her. He could not be in love with her. He could not be in love with  anyone.

He sat there, silent, slumped, withdrawn again into his unhappy  depths.

* * *

But why? thought Harper Albright. Why should he be so sad?

From her perch among the embroidered cushions of the window seat to  Storm's far left, she had seen everything. She had seen Storm rise to his  feet with his first look at Sophia. She had seen the ache of passion  animate his features, had watched as it drained away again, as his eyes  became hollow again, and his expression once more grew distant with  despair. It made her think of certain mud crabs who can "throw" their  claws, actually detach their claws to break the grip of an enemy. It  seemed to her that Storm—she supposed she had to call him by that  ridiculous name if only out of respect for the American miracle of  self-invention—it seemed to her that Storm had similarly "thrown" his  heart, detached his heart to break the grip of life.

And she pondered on this, sitting there, her withered hands clasped over  the carved wooden dragon's head that topped her walking stick. She was a  grim, peculiar-looking person, this Harper. Not an old woman particularly,  sixty perhaps, but dilapidated nonetheless. With lifeless gray hair bobbed  on a furrowed brow. Slack, sagging cheeks under deep, gray pouches. And  spectacles thick as goggles, through which she blinked intently. A pipe  with a meerschaum skull for a bowl was clamped between her yellowing  teeth, yellowish smoke trailing out of it. She rested her round chin on  the back of her hands. And she wondered:

Why shouldn't Richard Storm love Sophia Endering? He was older  than she was, certainly—forty at least. But he was youthful and handsome.  Rangy, muscular. With a full head of short, sandy hair, and features as  rugged as the great western land from which he came. More rugged,  probably, seeing as he came from Los Angeles. And Harper knew him to be  unmarried; that is, divorced. Humorous and easygoing, and gentle in a  lady's presence. She herself was aware of having developed some  sentimental feelings for him since he had come to her. Possibly. Some. So  why should he disengage himself? From Sophia. From everyone, really.  Harper Albright turned the question over and over.

He was, she thought, for all his American amiability, a man of mystery to  some extent, of hidden depths at least. A producer, a highly successful  producer of Hollywood films, some good ones, some she'd seen, many that  were in her line, having to do with horror and the supernatural, ghosts,  werewolves, the occasional latex demon or two. And yet, a month ago, he  had apparently left this lucrative career behind. He had turned up all  unknown in London. He had arrived at her door without introduction and  volunteered to serve as an unpaid intern on her little magazine,  Bizarre! He was tired of making movies about the paranormal, he  told her. He wanted to work with her, to get at "the real thing." And that  was pretty much all he told her. But uncomplaining—and, again, unpaid—he  took to bounding after her like some great red setter, joining her  journalistic investigations into claims of haunting, witchcraft,  vampirism, alien abductions, and the like. And the question of what he was  really after—and why it was he remained, in some way, set apart—had  begun to worry at her.

Her reverie was interrupted, however, as Bolt reentered through the  archway.

"Well," he growled nastily at Storm. "It was well read anyway, I'll give  you that."

This was what had started the incident. The ghost story. About half an  hour before. Bolt had been holding forth, pronouncing upon ghost stories  in general: Christmas and December gatherings and ghost stories and so on.  Storm had said that he had always loved the English variety. Loved  them, he'd said—that's what had done it—all that Yankee enthusiasm. It  wasn't that Bolt disliked Storm in particular, or Americans in general.  But there was some vivacious something about both of them that was an  insult to his cherished pessimism. Suddenly, anyway, after that, Bolt had  felt that he had to play the expert. He'd shifted up a notch from  pronouncing to pontificating. And when Storm had said that he thought the  Oxford collection was sensational—Absolutely sensational!  he'd  said—it had just been too much for poor Bolt.

"Well, I suppose," the journalist had said. "If you don't mind the fact  that they left out "Thurnley Abbey.' I mean, I don't expect it to be  complete, but, after all, it is The Oxford Book of English Ghost  Stories, which I think entails certain responsibilities. I mean, they  left out "Thurnley Abbey'!"

"Yeah, "Thurnley Abbey,' that was a good one," said Storm. "I think they  put that in the Victorian collection."

"Pff!" said Frederick Bolt.

And Storm, mildly, changed the subject. "Hey, have you ever read "Black  Annie,' by Robert Hughes?"

It was a soft answer, Harper Albright thought, meant to turn away wrath.  But it had only made things worse. Because it rapidly became clear that  Bolt hadn't read "Black Annie," that he'd never even heard of it.  Which meant it couldn't possibly be worth considering. And he said so.

"Oh no, no, you're wrong!" cried Storm. Rising from his chair, he went to  the shelves. Strolled over, too familiarly, as if it were his flat instead  of Bolt's. He plucked out The Fourteenth Fontana Book of Great Ghost  Stories. "It's in here. You oughta read it, it really is good."

He held the book out to Bolt. Bolt scowled at it. "Fourteenth! They  must've been pretty thin on the ground by then." But Storm continued to  proffer it. And Bolt's lips curled wickedly. "Why don't you read  it?" he sneered. "Go on—Christmas by the fireside—a gathering—a ghost  story—give us a reading, Storm."

"Oh, for pity's sake," Harper Albright had muttered. Bolt could be  intolerable.

Later, though, she wondered whether he hadn't perhaps fallen into the  American's trap. Storm took the book back to his chair and began to read  "Black Annie" aloud—and Harper was immediately reminded that his father  had been an actor; he had told her that. He proceeded to deliver a  witty and yet genuinely spooky rendition of the piece. And by the time  Quentin and Neville were making their candlelit way down the ominous,  sombre and melancholy corridors of Ravenswood Grange, most of Bolt's party  guests were here in the drawing room and most of them were spellbound. At  the last sentence, there were one or two people who actually gasped.

And the lovely Sophia Endering had dropped her glass.

"It was well read, certainly," Bolt conceded now again. "And not without  interest. Without originality, or irony or invention—or literate prose.  But no one could say it was without interest."

Storm only spread his hands and spoke with such sincerity that Harper  Albright thought it would kill Bolt on the spot. "Ah, well, you know. I  first read it when I was maybe ten years old. And it just hit me, like:  Pow! The English Ghost Story. It got me started in a way. The first film I  ever made, twenty years ago, I was, I don't know, twenty-two.  Spectre, it was called. I'd never even been to England. I wrote it,  directed it, shot the whole thing in California. But I set it here, you  know, in this total "Black Annie' world I made up from the story. It  just—I don't know—it always stuck with me in this . . ."

His voice trailed off. He shook his head. Well, he was American, Harper  reminded herself, and had evolved beyond the need for complete sentences.  But what he said—what he was trying to say—did set her thinking again.  Chomping on her skull pipe, leaning on her dragon-headed cane, blinking  through her goggly spectacles. He certainly did love the English  Ghost Story, did young Storm, she thought.

And perhaps, she thought, that would ultimately explain everything.

* * *

Outside, meanwhile, in the bleak city of midwinter, Sophia Endering  hurried up the slope of the narrow mews, her heels rapping the  cobblestones. The bosom that Storm had so admired was thrumming with  agitation. That story, Sophia thought. That idiotic American and that  idiotic story.

She held her handbag pinned to her overcoat with one elbow. Her other arm  was swinging freely, march-style. Her face was set resolutely forward. She  felt the wind brush her cheeks; flecks of a faint, cool rain.

Tick-tick. Tick-tick.

It was an absurd coincidence, of course. That story, that repeated noise,  that race down the corridor of the haunted house. Tick-tick. The  way it echoed her memories almost perfectly. Her earliest memories. Her  worst memories . . .

At the top of the mews, at the brink of the junction, she pulled up, had  to breathe in the night chill to calm herself. Above her, a burly sea of  clouds, backlit by the full moon, billowed swiftly overhead. It rolled  over the impending tree wall, into the cryptic reaches of Holland  Park.

Tick-tick. Tick-tick.

Irritated—more upset than she admitted—Sophia scanned the road for a  cab. It was unusually quiet here. No cars at all. No people, no sound of  footsteps, no sound but her own breathing. It must be late, she thought,  after midnight. She checked her watch: in fact, it was after one. She  could feel the deserted mews behind her. To her right, there was the  unbroken hush, unnerving. She glanced to her left, down the street, down  the hill, to the corner. A dreadlocked Jamaican kissed a poxy blonde in  the glare of a streetlamp. Some cars rushed by. A group of boys swaggered  past, jostling each other. Their laughter reached her and then they were  gone and it faded away. She would go down there, to the avenue, she  thought. Hail a taxi. She would be sure to find one. She was a woman cabs  stopped for.


Sophia went rigid. It had almost sounded real that time. Had it been  real? A ticking noise on the cobbles behind her? She braced herself.  Looked over her shoulder. Brought her body half around and faced the  mews.

The passage sloped away from her between old brick walls hung with dead  ivy. No. It was empty. Most of the small houses were dark. Even the  lighted windows here and there were heavily curta

Meet the Author

Andrew Klavan is the author of such bestselling novels as True Crime, adapted into a film by Clint Eastwood, and Don’t Say a Word, adapted into a film starring Michael Douglas. His novels have been nominated for the Edgar Award four times and have won twice. He lives in Southern California. Visit the author's website at

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Uncanny 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
How do I describe this amazing book? It's hard! It's got everything! It's a ghost story, love story, mystery, it's got intrigue, murder, supernatural. Despite all this the book is by NO MEANS cluttered or stilted, the action just flows seamlessly. The characters and plotlines are well written. The Uncanny is EASILY my favorite horror novel and an all around wonderful novel!
songcatchers More than 1 year ago
The Uncanny is a unique and original mystery/suspense novel. I was pretty much in awe of the characters throughout the whole book. Andrew Klavan gave them such depth and complexity. Every one of them had a distinct personality full of little idiosyncrasies. The story itself is exciting, full of twists and turns. The plot has so many different elements, but they are interwoven together so nicely that it never feels excessive. I can't say enough about the writing in The Uncanny. When I was reading, it almost seemed like I was watching a movie of what I was reading. Klavan really knows how to draw the reader into the story. With it's lush atmosphere, foggy gloom and seeming constant drizzle this modern day tale seemed itself out of an old English ghost story. The mood is set perfectly. The ending wasn't really what I was hoping for but I can handle that. I'll still say this is a fantastic book that I highly recommend!