Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader

Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader

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by Bathroom Readers' Institute
     
 

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Over the past 25 years, the Bathroom Readers’ Institute has published more than 40,000 pages of bathroom reading. In this book you will find the funniest 288 of them (with a few all-new funny pages squeezed in just because we couldn’t help ourselves). That’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings

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Over the past 25 years, the Bathroom Readers’ Institute has published more than 40,000 pages of bathroom reading. In this book you will find the funniest 288 of them (with a few all-new funny pages squeezed in just because we couldn’t help ourselves). That’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung-fu movie subtitles—such as. “It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!” So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, or silly or sublime, you’ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at…

Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillow case.
Witty wordplay: If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, his name would become Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
Flubbed headlines: “British Left Waffles On House Floor”
Quirky stars: Billy Idol’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in his dressing room.
Job Lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a “VIP,” be on the lookout for a “Very Intoxicated Patient.”
Comedian quips: “I wonder if deaf people have a sign for ‘Talk to the hand.’” —Zach Galifianakis
Sputtering sportscasters: “If only faces could talk.” —Pat Summerall
And much, much more!

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781607109020
Publisher:
Portable Press
Publication date:
09/24/2013
Pages:
288
Sales rank:
142,536
Product dimensions:
5.00(w) x 6.90(h) x 0.80(d)
Lexile:
1010L (what's this?)

Meet the Author

The Bathroom Readers' Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market—Throne Sitters—and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces.

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