Uncle John's The Enchanted Toilet Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!

Overview

Once again, the creative minds at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have uncovered a collection of quirky facts and real-life tales too fantastic to be believed. And this time, they’ve added something brand new to the mix--fractured fairy tales! Better yet, many of the tales are brought to life by noted children’s book illustrators in full-page graphic-novel style. To round out the mix, you’ll find page after page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and magical experiments. This book of enchantments could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and it’s "For Kids Only!"

You’ll find fantastic facts, such as . . .
- Real-life princesses (including one with a tattoo!)
- Ninja: Secrets of the Invisible Warriors
- Historical Dragon Lairs
- The Human Magnet and Other Dark Wizards
- Hogwarts: An Insider’s Guide to the World’s Most Famous School

Enchanting activities, like . . .
- How to Make a Wand
- Using Treats to Catch a Leprechaun
- Transforming Metals like Sir Isaac Newton (with Alchemy!)
- Sir John’s Guide to Training Your Dragon

And twisted tales, including . . .
- The Cockroach, the Mouse, and the Cricket
- The Fairy Hedgehog
- Ali Baba and the Forty Steves
- Plus, a King Arthur legend that involves .