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Uncle John's the Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!: Science, History, Horror, Mystery, and . . . Eerily Twisted Tales
     

Uncle John's the Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!: Science, History, Horror, Mystery, and . . . Eerily Twisted Tales

by Bathroom Readers' Institute
 

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A Book of the Year Award 2013 Finalist in the category of Juvenile Nonfiction (Children’s)!

What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as “The Tell-tale Heart” with Uncle John’s trademark sense of humor? You get “The Tell-tale Fart” (Pee-uw!). And that’s just one of many twisted classic and original

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A Book of the Year Award 2013 Finalist in the category of Juvenile Nonfiction (Children’s)!

What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as “The Tell-tale Heart” with Uncle John’s trademark sense of humor? You get “The Tell-tale Fart” (Pee-uw!). And that’s just one of many twisted classic and original tales of humor and horror you’ll find inside The Haunted Outhouse. You’ll also find a spine-tingling collection of facts about topics such as real-life mad scientists, history’s terrible tyrants, and the world’s deadliest weather. Uncle John’s scare-fest is packed with page after page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments straight from Dr. Johnenstein’s Laboratory. Graphic novel-style tales add plenty of illustrated pages to the mix. This haunted book of horrors could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and it’s “For Kids Only.” ENTER IF YOU DARE!

You’ll find terrifying tales, including…
- Revenge of the Meatloaf
- The Legend of Peepee Hollow
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon and the No Good, Very Bad Day
- The Haunted Outhouse

Frightening facts about…
- The Curse of Amen-Ra
- The Attack of the Cow Lady
- Decay-causing Tooth Worms
- The FBI’s Body Farm

and much more!!

Lexile score: 850L

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From the Publisher

"In 5000 B.C. people blamed 'tooth worms' for their cavities. Ancient dentists filled the wormholes with metals like gold or silver. Except the Aztecs. They used a mix of iron, water, and belly-button lint."

— from the book

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781607107842
Publisher:
Portable Press
Publication date:
07/30/2013
Pages:
288
Sales rank:
646,166
Product dimensions:
5.40(w) x 8.20(h) x 0.80(d)
Lexile:
850L (what's this?)
Age Range:
7 - 11 Years

Meet the Author


The Bathroom Readers' Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market--Throne Sitters--and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces. The Institute is based in Ashland, OR, and San Diego.

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