Under My Skin (A Hannah Wolfe Mystery)

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A decade before her dazzling breakthrough novel, The Birth of Venus, Silver Dagger Award-winning author Sarah Dunant won critical acclaim for her Hannah Wolfe crime novels.

In Under My Skin, private investigator Hannah Wolfe's cushy new assignment takes her to the sumptuous Castle Dean health spa. While being plucked, crimped, steamed, and oiled, Hannah is ideally placed to probe some reported cases of sabotage -- fish in the Jacuzzi and steel nails in the massage heads. But spa...

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Overview

A decade before her dazzling breakthrough novel, The Birth of Venus, Silver Dagger Award-winning author Sarah Dunant won critical acclaim for her Hannah Wolfe crime novels.

In Under My Skin, private investigator Hannah Wolfe's cushy new assignment takes her to the sumptuous Castle Dean health spa. While being plucked, crimped, steamed, and oiled, Hannah is ideally placed to probe some reported cases of sabotage -- fish in the Jacuzzi and steel nails in the massage heads. But spa owner Olivia Marchant has other problems besides sabotage. Someone is threatening her husband, Maurice, one of London's leading cosmetic surgeons and the man responsible for reconstructing many of the world's rich and famous. In a culture where no one wants to grow old and everyone seems to believe in the power of the knife, Hannah feels like an alien visitor. People will do anything in the name of beauty -- perhaps even commit murder.

The Silver Dagger Award-winning author of Fatlands and Birth Marks presents another Hannah Wolfe mystery. In her latest exploit, Hannah goes behind the scenes at a health spa and investigates such sabotage as fish in the jacuzzi and nails in the massage heads.

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Editorial Reviews

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Sunday Times (London) What Dunant does brilliantly is to use the thriller for the novel of ideas.

London Sunday Times A fictional voice that is as barbed and wisecracking and lucid and laid-back as Chandler's.

Publishers Weekly - Publisher's Weekly
At Castle Dean health spa in Berkshire, someone is out for revenge. Carp have been boiled in the spa's Jacuzzi, maggots mixed into the yogurt and acid blended into the massage cream. Initially reluctant to take the case, British PI Hannah Wolfe (last seen in Fatlands) steels herself to 200-a-day beauty treatments while she searches for both saboteur and motive. Hannah's quick resolution of the case convinces spa owner Olivia Marchant that Hannah should look into a series of threatening notes received by her husband, a renowned "aesthetic surgeon." While cross-checking Castle Dean clients with Dr. Marchant's patient list, Hannah is introduced to a world where body parts are enlarged, reduced and sculpted and self-image is created on the surgeon's table. But this pursuit of the ideal often leads to disappointment, which in turn, inspires lawsuits, suicide and, finally, murder. Hannah, with a self-described "attitude problem," is a witty, and competent PI, a little like Kinsey Milhone, but very much her own woman. (Nov.)
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780743269223
  • Publisher: Scribner
  • Publication date: 6/22/2004
  • Series: Hannah Wolfe Series , #3
  • Edition description: Reprint
  • Pages: 272
  • Sales rank: 1,271,402
  • Product dimensions: 5.26 (w) x 8.04 (h) x 0.60 (d)

Meet the Author

Sarah Dunant

Sarah Dunant has written eight novels, including The Birth of Venus and three Hannah Wolfe novels — Birth Marks, Fatlands, and Under My Skin. She has worked widely in print, television, and radio. Now a full-time writer, she lives in London and Florence.

Biography

British novelist, broadcaster, and critic Sarah Dunant is well known on both sides of the pond for her bestselling series of mysteries featuring sleuth Hannah Wolfe. Other novels feature the challenging, often absurd, choices women face for love and identity.

Dunant's first two novels were actually co-authored with Peter Busby, thus creating their pseudonym, Peter Dunant. In Exterminating Angels (1983), whether they're called terrorists or modern-day Robin Hoods, the Exterminating Angels are out to set the record straight. For them, the ends always justify the means when righting the wrongs of the world. The political thriller Intensive Care (1986) describes a chance meeting at the site of an explosion in London.

The first book to be released under her own name was Snow Storms in a Hot Climate (1987), and features Marla Masterson. Marla, a young British professor of Anglo Saxon Literature goes to New York City to rescue a friend from her drug-addled, abusive boyfriend, but not before a murder mystery ensnares them all.

Three years later, Dunant introduced readers to Hannah Wolfe, a tough and witty Private Investigator. In Birth Marks (1990), Wolfe is hired to find a missing ballerina. Unfortunately, the dancer is found by the police -- eight months pregnant and at the bottom of the Thames. When everyone but Wolfe writes off the young single woman's death as a suicide, Wolfe pushes her investigation into London's dance companies and powerful Parisian families, searching for the father. Wolfe's reputation is put on the chopping block in Fatlands (1993). Wolfe finds herself on the trail of a violent animal rights activist group after they kill the daughter of a wealthy scientist for using animals in his experiments. The novel won Dunant a Silver Dagger award for Crime Fiction. Disguised as a customer, Wolfe investigates a string of sabotage at the Castle Dean health spa in Under My Skin (1995) and soon learns that, to some, beauty is something to die -- or kill -- for.

Breaking from her Hannah Wolfe series, Dunant's next release explores the line between victim and victor. In Transgressions (1997), translator Lizzie Skvorecky is making a living translating cheap Czech thrillers into English. When the strange events of the novels seem to occur in her real life, Lizzie realizes that someone -- or something -- is tampering with her reality, and accepts the violent challenge to her sanity. Kirkus reviews describes the novel as "an unsettling, often chilling, portrait of a compulsive predator and the woman who refuses to be his prey."

Mapping the Edge (1999) also portrays a woman's unusual challenges. When Anna, a single mother, takes a short vacation to Italy, leaving her six-year-old daughter with trusted friends, no one thinks twice. Until she doesn't return when scheduled. Anna's friends and her daughter endure the painful waiting while Dunant offers two explanations of Anna's disappearance. What if Anna abandoned the responsibility of motherhood to follow a hot love affair? Or perhaps Anna's life is in the hands of a sadistic killer.

Along with writing fiction, Dunant has also edited two works of non-fiction. War of the Words: The Politically Correct Debate (1994) debates the ever-changing idea of what is "acceptable" and the effect political correctness has on Liberalism. In The Age of Anxiety (1999), ten essayists discuss their anxiety -- or optimism -- for issues such as technology, family, and the end of the millennium.

Dunant's 2004 release marks her foray into historical fiction. The Birth of Venus captures the passion and the politics of deMedici Florence in the grips of a fundamentalist religious overhaul. As the city starts to purge itself of "the low and vulgar arts," the novel's heroine, Alessandra, falls in love with a young, suffering painter. Although her family marries her to a much older man, it is mostly a dismal marriage of convenience and she has a surprisingly large amount of time to spend at the side of her true love. Intelligent and daring, Duanant has combined a love story, a thriller and a historical novel in telling Alessandra's quest to find and protect her passions.

Good To Know

In our interview, Dunant shared some fun and fascinating facts about herself with us:

"I once worked as a hostess in a Japanese nightclub."

"My left foot is bigger than my right."

"I cannot whistle (no Humphrey Bogart for me, then)."

"Alas I don't have time to relax, although I am trying. The most important things in my life are my work, my children, my friends, and the possibility of a plane ticket to somewhere I have not yet been. When my kids grow up I want to have enough energy to get out a rucksack and take a long trip without a due-back-by date and the wonder to be changed by what I discover en route. Though right at this moment what I would like most is to remember where I put the car keys."

"And when it comes to writing, I just want to say that the novel is not the author. Just as the life is not the work or the work the life;instead literature is a kind of alchemy: turning lead into gold. Or at least that's the ambition."

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    1. Also Known As:
      Peter Dunant
    2. Hometown:
      London, England
    1. Date of Birth:
      August 8, 1950
    2. Place of Birth:
      London, England
    1. Education:
      B.A., Cambridge University, 1973

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Prologue

It was like a Cézanne painting: all those fabulous fleshy women, insolent, languid, apparently complicit in the painter's gaze. There were six or eight of them, all shapes and sizes, some stretched out on benches, others propped against tiled walls, stomach muscles relaxed with small sausage rolls of fat pulling down into their pubic hair. A fog of steam was turning to water around them, dribbling down their skin onto the cream-colored tiles. One of them, a particularly handsome figure with round, heavy breasts and big thighs, lifted her hand slowly, slicking back damp hair and letting her head fall back with a sigh that mingled into a hiss of steam. It was a gesture of extreme languor, reminiscent of a kind of erotic exhaustion. Too hot to speak, too hot to think. It made me ache to join her.

No doubt about it. This was one case where it would be morally acceptable for a girl to take off her clothes. I closed the small viewing grill and turned to the woman by my side. "I'd better get changed, don't you think?"

Copyright © 1995 by Sarah Dunant

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Table of Contents

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First Chapter

CHAPTER ONE

It had come through the latest comfort and security addition to office technology: the portable phone. Any time, any place, your employees can get the message. So said the blurb. Except it didn't allow for the volume of the sound system in the Holloway Road Odeon. Not to mention the kids. Beside me Amy was stuffing another fistful of popcorn into her mouth, eyes big as saucers, transfixed by the sight of a humongous blue genie strutting his stuff for Aladdin. But she still heard it before I did.

"Hannah, why's your jacket beeping?"

Think of all the things we miss being cloth-eared adults. Maybe it's just children who believe in fairies because they're the only ones who can hear them chattering away at the end of the garden. I sacrificed the pleasure of Robin Williams for the sound of Frank. Not a fair contest really.

"Sorry?"

"What? Hannah? Where the hell are you?"

"Hold on a minute."

On screen there was some serious magic going on. No point in asking Amy to come back later. "I'm just going out into the corridor," I hissed. "I'll be right back, OK?" Another automatic hand to mouth and the scrunch of popcorn. The slightest of nods.

I slid out of the row and through the doors down by the edge of the screen. I kept one of them propped open so that I could still see her head halfway along the row. It could wreck a private eye's reputation--losing a five-year-old to child molesters in the middle of a Disney film. I slid up the aerial.

"Hi, Frank."

"What's the racket?"

"Aladdin's trying to impress Princess Jasmine;

"What?"

"Half-term. Forget it, you're too old. So, you called, master?"

"Yeah, congratulations. You got the job."

Bad sign. The ones I get are always the ones Frank doesn't want."Which one was that?"

"Castle Dean health farm in Berkshire. They've got a problem with their Jacuzzi."

"So call a plumber."

"Not that kind of problem. Someone dumped a dozen dead carp in the frothy bits. Probably the same someone who put spikes in the massage brushes."

"Not the kind of thing you'd pay two hundred quid a day for, that's for sure. They want you there pronto "

"Frank, I'm baby-sitting, remember?"

"So give it back. You know how it is, Hannah. Crime .. never sleeps. It'11 be a stay-over job, so you'd better get home and pack a bag. I'll fax you the details. Oh, and remember to take a track-quit." And he laughed. Which is cute considering Frank's the one with the weight problem. I told him as much.

"You're absolutely right. Except I'd be a distinct liability in a women-only health farm. You should be grateful, Hannah This way you get paid for being a guest. I got you a hundred and fifty a day, plus all the lemon juice you can drink. Nice, eh? You can kiss my feet later."

Sabotage in a health farm. Not exactly life at the cutting edge of late-twentieth-century law enforcement, but then who am I to turn down a free massage?

"Good. So when do I say you'll be there?"

I looked at the screen. Princess Jasmine was psyching herself up to kiss the villain. Yuk. Even in Disneyland the course of true love doesn't run that smooth. "After the happy ending."

I had promised Kate I'd keep Amy till four, so I took her home with me. She sat on my bed eating Rice Krispies and reading the cereal packet out loud while I packed. Then she read the labels on my suitcase, then started in on the title page of the Raymond Carver book by the bed. A little learning can be an awesome thing. Good job I wasn't a Bret Easton Ellis type of girl.

Although it was traditional that I should bitch at Frank, I was not unhappy to be on the road. The last couple of weeks had been too quiet and I hadn't been sleeping that well-a case of a vicious man I once met in a country lane coming back to haunt me (now you know why Bret and me don't get on). Maybe a little exercise would release the toxic wastes in my imagination, help me to work up a few hot sweats instead of cold.

From the details waiting on the fax machine, Castle Dean would be the right place to do it in. A brochure showed a photo of a stately house with some snazzy ad copy and a price list to make your eyes water. There were also some notes from Frank. I shoved everything in a bag, along with a threadbare body-quit and a pair of trainers that smelled fine as long as you never took them off. In the kitchen I threw out anything more than a week past its sell-by date and checked the calendar for any engagements I might have to cancel. It wasn't an arduous task. I crossed off the next week. Well, no case paying a hundred and fifty quid a day should be solved that quickly.

At Kate's I had to ring the doorbell twice. When she opened it, she looked so zonked I could have sworn she'd been asleep, except it was hard to imagine anything sleeping through the racket coming out of Ben's room.

"Hi, Mum." Amy marched straight in past her. And was marched right back again.

"Excuse me, young lady. What do you say to Hannah?"

"Thank you, Hannah," Amy chanted in that singsong tone that children perfect when the relatives demand thanking. I gave her a wink. She screwed up both her eyes in reply and disappeared into the noise beyond.

"What's up with Ben?"

"I wouldn't give him the kitchen scissors to play with. He'll get over it. You want a cup of coffee?"

"Uh-uh. Gotta go. A job's come up."

"Ah, well, thanks, anyway. How was it?"

"Great. She held my hand all through the scary bits. I wasn't frightened at all." Kate smiled. But it seemed more duty than pleasure."You all right?"

"Yeah. Fine."

"You sure? You look, well, a bit out of it

"Oh ... No. I ... I'm tired, that's all."

Tired. Of course. I should have guessed. Kate's been tired for the last five years now. Five years. During that time I've been a lot of things: in despair, in trouble, in pain, even briefly in love. But Kate--gorgeous, energetic Kate as was--has just been shagged out. For every time I want to put my sister to bed and let her sleep for a week, I also want to kick her up the backside and tell her to snap out of it. She says it's children. I say it's life. But then we both know what I feel about the partner she picked to share it with. Better not to bring it up. Better just to agree to disagree.

"When's Colin back?"

"Er ...Thursday, probably."

Just like him to be out of town during half-term."Well, I'll give you a call when I'm clear. Maybe Amy and I could take in another laser game at that place in Archway."

"Fine. I'll try and get her to let you win this time."

I used the portable to let them know I was on my way. The client's name was Olivia Marchant, owner and supremo. But my contact at the farm was the manager, one Mrs. Waverley. She told me I should come to main reception and she'd see me there. She also offered further directions from the highway. In the early days of my career I would probably have turned them down, worrying about the image of a private investigator who couldn't read a map. Now I know better. Now I take all the help I can get.

The brochure said Castle Dean was just over an hour from central London. Which it may well have been in another car, but I've got the kind that stops at traffic lights and obeys the speed limit, so it took me an hour and a half. Not bad, though. In terms of fat breakdown you could probably still make it from the city in time to counteract the effects of a big lunch.

Off the highway the landscape was scarcely "Beautiful Berkshire." More the tame home-counties variety; prissy little fields and painting-by-numbers hedgerows with the villages in between so tidy they might have been in a theme park. There certainly didn't seem to be anyone living in them. Too expensive, presumably. When the antiques shops and wine merchants close down, you know the commuter belt set are in real trouble. Ah, this pesky recession. I drove on, imagining myself into the role of a Tory-heartland voter searching for the recovery that is just around the next corner. But I must have been on the wrong road, because the only signs I saw were FOR SALE ones.

Castle Dean seemed to be doing all right, though. At least,you wouldn't know any different from its entrance: two massive stone columns topped with proud English lions and some imposing ironwork with a Latin inscription. "Beware all excess weight that enters here"? I squeezed the top of my thighs to reassure them. As luck, or rather genetics, would have it, mine was not a major problem. In our family even the hamster was thin. Which is just as well,because I'm not that crazy about exercise. I see myself more as the Gene Hackman sort of investigator. French Connection I. Remember? That gut-wrenching female when he and his extra fifteen pounds chase the bad guy all the way across the Marseilles docks? In homage I once pursued a shoplifter all the way down the Edgware Road and into Paddington Station. I caught him, too. Just couldn't get enough breath to lift myself off him for the next half hour. Since then pride has forced me into a passing acquaintance with the local gym, but we're not talking serious love affair here.

The drive curved round to offer up a big house and an even bigger sign. CASTLE DEAN--HEALTH WITH STYLE. One hundred and one things to do with a stately home. Very nice, assuming you had the money. The place reminded me of a certain French chateau it had once been my pleasure to solve a crime in. But it's not wise to rest on old laurels when new triumphs lie ahead.

Close-up the house turned out to be younger than it looked--the facade a rather crude fake Gothic, probably late nineteenth century.

The entrance lobby kept up the illusion: baronial William Morris with a lot of help from the Sanderson's catalogue. The girl at the reception desk looked fit but not invincible. I felt heartened. I gave her my name. In return she gave me a key, a welcome pack, and a place to sit while she looked for Mrs. Waverley. Once she'd disappeared, I leaned over the desk and checked out the reception book. Whatever problems they'd been having, the guest list still looked healthy enough. I sank into an overstuffed floral print settee. A couple of long-legged ladies in white toweling robes strolled by, hair wet from the shower. One of them smiled at me. I smiled back. Let's be nice to the new girl. On the coffee table among copies of Good Housekeeping and Cosmo I spotted last week's Hello. Well, we all have our guilty secrets. I was heading for the center spread on Ivana and her new Trump card when Mrs. Waverley arrived.

"Miss Wolfe?" She was of average height and in better than average shape, with slightly troubled skin only partly disguised by clever makeup. Age? Thirty-something probably, like me. But with more poise. And no doubt a more coherent career plan.

"I'm Carol Waverley, the manager. Welcome to Castle Dean," she added for the benefit of anyone who might be listening. No one was. Which was a bit of a shame, because she'd made a real effort with the diction: sweet and crisp, and a considerable way from wherever it was she'd been born.

She ushered me across the hall toward a door marked "Private"and into a small office overlooking the guest car park. Not the greatest view, but at least the place was healthy, with its own water machine and a set of herb teas where the serious caffeine equipment should have been. She offered. I took a rose-hip. She made it herself. I watched her as she poured the boiling water into the mug, carefully crushing the tea bag with the spoon and depositing it into the bin with the precision of a Patriot missile. I bet you're the kind that irons your underwear, I thought. Interesting how quickly you can take agin someone. Come on, Hannah, it's hardly her fault that you're not out busting international drug smugglers.

The tea arrived with a dry biscuit. I nibbled delicately to make it last while she sat and told me what I needed to know. When it got interesting, I took notes. Good thing I didn't do shorthand, or I might have had trouble remembering I wasn't her secretary.

Castle Dean was, apparently, a very successful health farm catering to a middle- to top-notch clientele and offering a range of high-class health and beauty treatments with value-for-money prices. I nodded vigorously. On the video I fast-forward through the adverts, but it was a little too early in the job to offend the client.

The picture, however, had got decidedly less rosy twelve days ago. A guest had gone into the sauna, only to find that when it got too hot she couldn't get out again. "Fortunately one of the other guests came in to use the shower and heard her banging. A chair had been pushed up against the door just under the latch, with a big box of fresh towels on it. She called a member of the staff and together they managed to unwedge it and let her out."

"How was she?" I said, writing the word Parboiled in my notebook.

"A bit panicky, but all right. Technically speaking, we were in the clear, since we expressly ask guests not to use the equipment unless there are staff on duty."

"And you're sure it was deliberate?"

Not at the time, no. The chair could well have just been pushed against the door by accident. At the time, that's all I thought it was-just a careless accident."

Not three days later, though, a Marks & Spencer's senior buyer emerged from her morning peat bath to find herself a less than fashionable shade of indigo.

"Then, of course, I knew. Only one of the baths had been affected. Out of four made up from the same batch by the same person."

"Who was?"

"Oh, one of the senior beauticians. She's been here since the place opened. But after she'd done the baths, she'd been called away to take a phone call. She was gone about ten to fifteen minutes. Anyone could have got in then, and the water's such a dark color you wouldn't notice anything was wrong until you were in it."

Or rather out of it again."Was it permanent?" I asked, finding something mildly irresistible about the idea of a blue Marks & Spencer's buyer.

"No. But it took a long time to get it off."

"So what did you do?"

"A mixture of soaking in a clean bath and rubbing with cleansing lotion."

Once a beautician always a beautician. I smiled. "Actually I was thinking more in the way of an investigation."

"What? Oh, well, of course, yes. I talked to everybody who'd been on duty. But no one knew anything." She sighed. Caught up in the drama of the story, the real Carol Waverley was starting to slip through the cracks, certain carefully rounded vowels flattening out as they moved farther north in search of their homeland. At least it was more natural."After that it was just a question of waiting for the next thing to happen."

"Which was?"

"The nails in the G-five pads."

"The what?"

"G five. It's a massage system. Electrically operated. The sponge heads vibrate and whirl round. Then you press them down into the flesh. It's very popular. We were lucky the operator spotted them. At that speed the nails would have ripped the skin apart."

"Have you still got them?"

She moved to the desk near me and opened a small drawer. She took out a small envelope and emptied its contents into my hand. A set of tiny little nails no bigger than new five-penny pieces lay glittering there, sharp and eager. Could be bought at any hardware store, I thought. Like finding a needle in a haystack. And probably as painful.

"Your girl must have had sharp eyes."

"Not really, but she did have some nasty little wounds on her legs. In the circumstances I could hardly criticize her for using the equipment."

G5. Must be pretty nice if the operators do it to themselves. I made a note to try it out sometime.

"So, you think the equipment was tampered with during the night?"

"I have no way of knowing. The treatment rooms are locked at night, but until recently there was always a key in the supervisor's office. Anyone who knows the place could get hold of it. I've had it removed now."

"But when you found the nails, you knew you were in trouble. What did you do?"

"I called Mrs. Marchant in London."

Ah, ah. The elusive client. "And what did she say?"

"She gave me permission to close down the whole treatment area. I told the guests there was a fault in the heating system and did an inspection on my own. Since then I've double-checked everything in the building myself before it's used. Which means I know for certain that it was between midnight last night and seven this morning that someone took the carp out of the fishpond in the garden and put them into the Jacuzzi, then switched the heating on. They were dead when I found them, oily, slimy, floating on the surface. That's when Mrs. Marchant called you."

"She was still in London?n

"Yes. She'll be back tonight or tomorrow."

"Is that usual, her being away so much of the time?"

"Yes ... no ... I mean Mr. Marchant works in London, so she spends some of the week up there with him ant some down here."

"What does he do?"

"He's a consultant."

Isn't everybody these days? "But from what you're saying she's not a particularly hands-on owner?"

"It depends. We've only been open a few months. At the beginning she was very involved. But since I've come, she's taken more of a back seat. Left it to me." She paused."She's a good employer," she added, as if I needed to know it.

"And neither you nor she has had any contact with the saboteur?"

"I don't understand ..."

"No notes, no threats, no demands for money or anything like that?"

"No. Nothing."

Either they were biding their time or we were looking at a malice over profit job. More interesting psychologically, but for that reason harder to crack.

She picked up a pile of files from the desk in front of her. "Mrs. Marchant told me to give you a copy of the employees' records. She said you'd probably want to see them. We have twenty-four girls altogether. Twenty live on the premises, the other four in the local village. Then there are two visiting nurses and a doctor, but they're only part-time. I've included details of everyone's work shifts over the last two weeks so you can see who was where at what time."

"Thanks. Yours are here, too, are they?" I said casually.

"Of course. Right on top," she said, her diction sharpening up again at the hint of trouble.

"Good." I paused in case the silence made her feel uncomfortable. It didn't."I'm assuming that none of the staff know who I am?"

"Absolutely not. You're booked in as a regular guest.'

"Even though I'm here talking to you?"

"It's nothing out of the ordinary. I often make it my business to meet new guests."

"And if I need to contact you urgently ...?"

"You can dial me direct from your room. I've added both my office and room numbers to your notes."

"Fine. OK. Well, I'll need a plan of the place, a list of the clients who have been here in the last two weeks, and someone to show me round. Oh, and I think I forgot to bring a swimsuit."

From under the desk she picked up a large bag with CASTLE DEAN written in big fluorescent letters. "I got you this in case you didn't have time to pack. The suit is size ten, but it stretches. If it doesn't fit, let me know. I've booked you in for a full day's treatment starting tomorrow morning at eight-fifteen with water aerobics in the pool."

I could feel my muscles twitching in anticipation. I got up. "Anything else?"

"Not really," she said, and then with admirable aplomb, "Although you might start by concentrating on the waist."

Any more like that, lady, and you could find yourself the victim of bodily harm.

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