The Vampire Kitty-Cat Chronicles

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Overview

The Vampire Kitty-cat Chronicles turns vampire mythology on its head when Patch, a calico tomcat, is turned into breakfast--and a vampire kitty-cat--by a starving vampire. Narrated by Patch in a deliciously snarky cat take on the world, Patch struggles to find a new life, as it were. In the process, he's almost skewered with a stake by a mob with blazing torches, tried for murder, nearly crunched by a seven-foot undead guy, just about shotgunned into undead pieces, comes inches from having his tail cut off and ...
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Overview

The Vampire Kitty-cat Chronicles turns vampire mythology on its head when Patch, a calico tomcat, is turned into breakfast--and a vampire kitty-cat--by a starving vampire. Narrated by Patch in a deliciously snarky cat take on the world, Patch struggles to find a new life, as it were. In the process, he's almost skewered with a stake by a mob with blazing torches, tried for murder, nearly crunched by a seven-foot undead guy, just about shotgunned into undead pieces, comes inches from having his tail cut off and seconds from being fried by the sun, and kidnapped twice. Oh, yeah, and turned into a (shudder) politician. On the other paw, he does hook up with that sweet Siamese, and it looks like he's on the way to winning that election . . .
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780615261881
  • Publisher: Flogging the Quill LLC
  • Publication date: 2/1/2010
  • Pages: 292
  • Product dimensions: 5.50 (w) x 8.50 (h) x 0.66 (d)

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  • Posted June 17, 2011

    Loved It !!!

    -- Funny, Spoofey, Madcap Adventure ! I thought it was a thrilling read that kept you going right to the end. Take that Stephanie Meyer.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted May 27, 2012

    A great read! Quite funny and fun; couldn't put it down and had

    A great read! Quite funny and fun; couldn't put it down and had to down load it to my iPad too.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 10, 2014

    Kali ~ Faye

    "Kf" result 1!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 10, 2014

    Holly

    Walks in.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 10, 2014

    Faye

    She went there.

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    Posted May 10, 2014

    Izzi

    "I do." (Write a really discriptive post.)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 10, 2014

    Alesha

    She moans, tipping her head back, her pus<3>sy dripping and tingly. Spotting Alex, she grew hornier.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 10, 2014

    Alex

    She laid down waiting

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 17, 2012

    Awesome

    Amazing great details

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 9, 2012

    HELP

    I need you to tell me if it is a good kids book. I did not read it yet so I do not know.

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    Posted June 1, 2011

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