Vampire Valentine [NOOK Book]

Overview

I am a young adult writer and my books and stories are geared toward young adults. I do not write new adult, adult or erotica.

~A paranormal comedy short story~

How is it that vampires, werewolves and witches always manage to become glamorized in Hollywood? They are forever portrayed as the overwhelmingly gorgeous, record-breaking athletic types with off-the-chart SAT ...
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Vampire Valentine

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Overview

I am a young adult writer and my books and stories are geared toward young adults. I do not write new adult, adult or erotica.

~A paranormal comedy short story~

How is it that vampires, werewolves and witches always manage to become glamorized in Hollywood? They are forever portrayed as the overwhelmingly gorgeous, record-breaking athletic types with off-the-chart SAT scores! This is such a load of crap. Let’s be honest with ourselves for a minute. It’s never easy being different, even under normal circumstances. Now factor in the reality that your DNA is something far from human and imagine yourself wandering the halls of an ordinary mortal high school. You still think this would be cool, right? Well, you would be dead wrong (no pun intended). Take it from someone who can claim this miserable fate, it totally sucks!

The name’s Rhapsody Ripper and I am a freshman at Mundane High. Everyone in my school hates me and my two best friends, Hardy Hunter and Samantha Spell. Why? The answer is very simple. We’re freaks of nature, complete outcasts. We’re para-ab-normal misfits and we don’t fit in. Our peers go out of their way to avoid us on a regular basis, but today something happened that has never ever happened before.

One of them was nice to me. Actually, he was much more than nice. With only five days remaining until Valentine’s Day, Reese Good, the deliciously warm-blooded star quarterback, invited me to the Sweetheart Dance. Maybe this year I won’t have to spend the holiday invented by a greeting card company alone.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940016278636
  • Publisher: Amy Maurer Jones
  • Publication date: 2/5/2013
  • Series: Sucking the Life Out of Me! , #1
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Age range: 15 - 18 Years
  • File size: 220 KB

Meet the Author

Amy is a 1993 graduate of The University of North Carolina at Greensboro where she received a Bachelor of Science degree in Dance Education. She have seventeen years of experience in education and currently teach Dance and Theater Arts to high school students in southeastern North Carolina.

Amy has been happily married to her own version of Edward Cullen for fourteen years. She and her soul mate, Kelly live in Tabor City, North Carolina with their two beautiful children, Olivia and Keaton.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 14, 2013

    Great love it must read

    An amazing book i love it u will too

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