The Velvet Brand: Book One of the Hellbenders Odysseyby Erv Bobo
A simple cattle drive turns hilarious as Roy Lee searches for the woman of his dreams, Wayne searches for his soiled-dove fiance and Wayne's father has his own plans for the lady known as Velvet. See more details below
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A simple cattle drive turns hilarious as Roy Lee searches for the woman of his dreams, Wayne searches for his soiled-dove fiance and Wayne's father has his own plans for the lady known as Velvet.
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This is the western novel that might have resulted from a collaboration between Thorne Smith and Walt Kelly - with input from Lewis Carrol. One of the funniest books of any kind that I've read in years. A cattle drive from Waco to Dodge City should be a simple thing, but for Wayne Denton and Roy Lee McAllister it becomes an odyssey of off-beat characters: an apprentice prostitute; a confused Texas Ranger; a pyromaniac cook; an agreeable horse thief and a ten-year-old gunfighter. And at the end of the trail awaits the woman of Roy Lee's dreams - and Wyatt Earp's gang of gunfighters. When Wayne tries to defend the honor of a prostitute it leads to the ultimate Old West showdown.