Waking Up in Vegas
What�s your name, Beautiful?
Never mind. It doesn�t matter, and I won�t remember it, anyway.
I�m Tack Morgan, and I�m Las Vegas Magazine�s Sexiest Man. I�m the host of the most listened-to morning drive-time show on Vegas�s FM dial.
I�m also in therapy for sexual harassment.
My therapist is the one making me write this. The doc says it�ll help me put things into perspective.
To be clear, I don�t have sexual harassment issues. I have sexual frustration issues.
And it�s totally not my fault.
That responsibility rests squarely with the person I�m being accused of harassing. I see her each and every weekday morning at the ungodly hour of 6 a.m.
Funny. I used to think that was the best time of the whole day. I lived for starting my mornings so early, not seeing my bed until many, many hours later.
Unless it was for recreation.
At the risk of sounding cocky, I recreated a lot.
Sex is my sport of choice. Or at least it was, until Jen waltzed through the station door and announced she was my new morning-show co-host.
I swear, she�s developed some sort of pheromone-canceling ESP that follows me around everywhere and cockblocks me at every turn. I haven�t gotten laid in� too long.
Honestly, I haven�t been keeping track.
Actually, yes, I have.
It�s been two months.
Coincidentally, that�s exactly how long Jensen MacKenzie has been my co-host.
I don�t think my balls can get any bluer.
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Never mind. It doesn�t matter, and I won�t remember it, anyway.
I�m Tack Morgan, and I�m Las Vegas Magazine�s Sexiest Man. I�m the host of the most listened-to morning drive-time show on Vegas�s FM dial.
I�m also in therapy for sexual harassment.
My therapist is the one making me write this. The doc says it�ll help me put things into perspective.
To be clear, I don�t have sexual harassment issues. I have sexual frustration issues.
And it�s totally not my fault.
That responsibility rests squarely with the person I�m being accused of harassing. I see her each and every weekday morning at the ungodly hour of 6 a.m.
Funny. I used to think that was the best time of the whole day. I lived for starting my mornings so early, not seeing my bed until many, many hours later.
Unless it was for recreation.
At the risk of sounding cocky, I recreated a lot.
Sex is my sport of choice. Or at least it was, until Jen waltzed through the station door and announced she was my new morning-show co-host.
I swear, she�s developed some sort of pheromone-canceling ESP that follows me around everywhere and cockblocks me at every turn. I haven�t gotten laid in� too long.
Honestly, I haven�t been keeping track.
Actually, yes, I have.
It�s been two months.
Coincidentally, that�s exactly how long Jensen MacKenzie has been my co-host.
I don�t think my balls can get any bluer.
Waking Up in Vegas
What�s your name, Beautiful?
Never mind. It doesn�t matter, and I won�t remember it, anyway.
I�m Tack Morgan, and I�m Las Vegas Magazine�s Sexiest Man. I�m the host of the most listened-to morning drive-time show on Vegas�s FM dial.
I�m also in therapy for sexual harassment.
My therapist is the one making me write this. The doc says it�ll help me put things into perspective.
To be clear, I don�t have sexual harassment issues. I have sexual frustration issues.
And it�s totally not my fault.
That responsibility rests squarely with the person I�m being accused of harassing. I see her each and every weekday morning at the ungodly hour of 6 a.m.
Funny. I used to think that was the best time of the whole day. I lived for starting my mornings so early, not seeing my bed until many, many hours later.
Unless it was for recreation.
At the risk of sounding cocky, I recreated a lot.
Sex is my sport of choice. Or at least it was, until Jen waltzed through the station door and announced she was my new morning-show co-host.
I swear, she�s developed some sort of pheromone-canceling ESP that follows me around everywhere and cockblocks me at every turn. I haven�t gotten laid in� too long.
Honestly, I haven�t been keeping track.
Actually, yes, I have.
It�s been two months.
Coincidentally, that�s exactly how long Jensen MacKenzie has been my co-host.
I don�t think my balls can get any bluer.
Never mind. It doesn�t matter, and I won�t remember it, anyway.
I�m Tack Morgan, and I�m Las Vegas Magazine�s Sexiest Man. I�m the host of the most listened-to morning drive-time show on Vegas�s FM dial.
I�m also in therapy for sexual harassment.
My therapist is the one making me write this. The doc says it�ll help me put things into perspective.
To be clear, I don�t have sexual harassment issues. I have sexual frustration issues.
And it�s totally not my fault.
That responsibility rests squarely with the person I�m being accused of harassing. I see her each and every weekday morning at the ungodly hour of 6 a.m.
Funny. I used to think that was the best time of the whole day. I lived for starting my mornings so early, not seeing my bed until many, many hours later.
Unless it was for recreation.
At the risk of sounding cocky, I recreated a lot.
Sex is my sport of choice. Or at least it was, until Jen waltzed through the station door and announced she was my new morning-show co-host.
I swear, she�s developed some sort of pheromone-canceling ESP that follows me around everywhere and cockblocks me at every turn. I haven�t gotten laid in� too long.
Honestly, I haven�t been keeping track.
Actually, yes, I have.
It�s been two months.
Coincidentally, that�s exactly how long Jensen MacKenzie has been my co-host.
I don�t think my balls can get any bluer.
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| BN ID: | 2940149470228 |
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| Publisher: | Stevie Kisner |
| Publication date: | 05/23/2014 |
| Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
| Format: | eBook |
| File size: | 695 KB |
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