We Kill Dead Things [Paranormal Erotic Romance Zombie Exterminator Series] [NOOK Book]

Overview

Poppy thinks her life is weird working the food court at Parktowne mall, until in one brief moment of creeper killing, things change forever. Now she's a freelance zombie exterminator along with her long lusted after co-worker Garrity (her not-so-secret crush), a somewhat lusted after bad boy Cahill, and pretty gay boy Noah.

When the four are hired to do a ballsy zombie clean up at St. Peter's Hospital, Poppy finds out just what's more scary ...
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We Kill Dead Things [Paranormal Erotic Romance Zombie Exterminator Series]

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Overview

Poppy thinks her life is weird working the food court at Parktowne mall, until in one brief moment of creeper killing, things change forever. Now she's a freelance zombie exterminator along with her long lusted after co-worker Garrity (her not-so-secret crush), a somewhat lusted after bad boy Cahill, and pretty gay boy Noah.

When the four are hired to do a ballsy zombie clean up at St. Peter's Hospital, Poppy finds out just what's more scary than creepers: The Evoluminaries, a zealot cult who think zombies are part of God's chosen, who happen to end up thinking Poppy might make a mighty good zombie incubator. She finds herself finally sleeping with Garrity, being hunted by a crazy preacher man and stumbling over the fact that Cahill and Noah have become lovers somewhere in the chaos. And that's all on the job.

Just another day in the life when you kill dead things...
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940012599360
  • Publisher: Resplendence Publishing, LLC
  • Publication date: 5/24/2011
  • Series: Zombie Exterminators , #1
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 416,282
  • File size: 283 KB

Meet the Author

Sommer Marsden is the wine-swigging, fat-dachshund owning, wannabe runner author of multiple erotic fiction and erotic romance novels. She’s even tried her hand at editing short anthologies a time or three. She currently writes dirty words for Ellora's Cave, eXcessica, Pretty Things Press, Resplendence Publishing and Xcite Books. You can find her private releases through her tiny almost invisible e-press DECEMBER INK.

Sommer's short work can be found in nearly a hundred erotica anthologies (and counting), all over the web and in numerous print magazines.

You can find out more about Sommer's work, current projects and day to day chaos at SommerMarsden.blogspot.com
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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 27, 2012

    Short

    Short but entertaining.

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    Posted December 22, 2012

    I really enjoyed this book

    And cant wait to read thenextone.

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