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"All right, so I'm a diva. . . . For those of you who don't know me, I am Geneva Jordan, star of stage, screen, and television. (If you didn't see me accept my Tony, I'm sure you heard my voice singing the 'Sweetie Cat' litterbox and Chef Mustachio Frozen Pizza jingles.) . . ."

Now Geneva Jordan has a command performance in Minnesota, a challenging role set in reality. Making her entrance with her usual flair, she is coming to the rescue of her twin sister, Ann, and Ann's husband, Riley. They desperately need ...
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"All right, so I'm a diva. . . . For those of you who don't know me, I am Geneva Jordan, star of stage, screen, and television. (If you didn't see me accept my Tony, I'm sure you heard my voice singing the 'Sweetie Cat' litterbox and Chef Mustachio Frozen Pizza jingles.) . . ."

Now Geneva Jordan has a command performance in Minnesota, a challenging role set in reality. Making her entrance with her usual flair, she is coming to the rescue of her twin sister, Ann, and Ann's husband, Riley. They desperately need someone to care for their thirteen-year-old son, Rich, a boy with Down's syndrome, while the couple takes their first-ever vacation away from him. Though she and Ann are as different as night and day ("I being night, of course, dark and dramatic"), Geneva remembers she had a family before she had a star on her door. But so accustomed is she to playing the lead, finding herself a supporting actress in someone else's life is strange and unexplored territory.

Leaving behind the bright lights of Manhattan, a tumultuous relationship with a charming (if cheating) Brit—whose tastes run to doe-eyed ingenues—Geneva heads to Deep Lake, Minnesota. Vowing to have the part of June Cleaver (minus the pearls) down flat, she gracefully steps into her role with a determination that she will perform with great panache even if she bombs at navigating the perils of domesticity.

However, life, Geneva soon learns, doesn't always follow even the best of scripts. And just as the guileless Rich and the eccentric folks of Deep Lake begin to open her heart, an unexpected tragedy forever changes the lives of those she has come to care about, forcing her to redefine herown role as well.

Lorna Landvik delivers an extra special treat for readers who relished The Tall Pine Polka and Patty Jane's House of Curl. Hilarious and heart-wrenching, this wonderfully touching story is brilliantly told by a writer with a gift for portraying the dark side of comedy and the lighter side of tragedy to create a harmony that is the very essence of life and love.
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Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly - Publisher's Weekly
From the popular author of Patty Jane's House of Curl and The Tall Pine Polka comes a funny, heartwarming novel in which the voice of the self-absorbed Broadway diva Geneva Jordan holds ingratiating charm. It's not Geneva's singing voice that's the magic here, however, but her plainspoken storytelling. At age 48, Geneva is called upon by her twin sister, Ann, to come to her hometown of Deep Lake, Minn., and baby-sit Rich, Ann's 13-year-old son, afflicted with Down's Syndrome. Ann and her husband, Riley, desperately need a vacation, the first one since Rich's birth, so Geneva reluctantly agrees to leave her glamorous life in New York City to care for her nephew for a month. Geneva slips into the role of parental figure with a few minor snags, and she and Rich bond over a box of old toys, where Geneva uncovers a scrapbook she and Ann made as children. Titled The Great Mysterious, the book asks such existential questions as "What is true love?" and "What is the meaning of life?" to which each family member wrote an answer. This diversion motivates Geneva's metamorphosis. Reading the words of her grandmother and parents, she begins to feel the ache of having given up family for her career. Still reeling from a "doublehitter---heartbreak and menopause" she had broken up with her Broadway co-star, Geneva forges a special friendship with James, Deep Lake's wise mailman. She does, however, return to New York, where she considers marriage proposals until tragedy strikes a dear friend, forcing her yet again to reevaluate what's important in life. While the plot extends few surprises, Landvik's unpretentious story admirably captures the ups and downs of a small town from the humorous perspective of a big-city star. Agent, Betsy Nolan. Sept. Copyright 2000 Cahners Business Information.
Library Journal
Although she's a Broadway star, self-centered Geneva Jordan has butterflies in her stomach when she (grudgingly) travels to Minnesota to take care of her 13-year-old nephew, Rich, who has Down's syndrome, while her sister and brother-in-law take a month-long vacation in Italy. In addition to being inherently selfish, Geneva is also coping with fast-approaching menopause and a devastating breakup with her costar, Trevor. But staying with Rich proves surprisingly rewarding, especially after they discover a scrapbook Geneva and her sister put together as children, which forces her to confront life, death, and happiness. Of course, it doesn't hurt that she meets James, a concert pianist with a bad case of stage fright (now working as a mailman, much to the shame of his ex-wife). When Geneva returns to New York and her old life, Trevor's reappearance (with an enormous diamond ring) forces her to choose between the two men. It's a no-brainer, yet Landvik's fourth novel is sadly predictable and flat, completely lacking the vigor, delightful characters, and goofy plot that endeared readers (including this reviewer) to her third novel, The Tall Pine Polka (LJ 7/99). Purchase only to meet demand. [Previewed in Prepub Alert, LJ 5/1/00.]--Nancy Pearl, Washington Ctr. for the Book, Seattle Copyright 2000 Cahners Business Information.\
Kirkus Reviews
A flamboyant Broadway actress helps out her sister by caring for her nephew-a Down syndrome teenager-for a month.
From the Publisher
“[A] sweet, funny story . . . as good as Patty Jane’s House of Curl.”
—Minneapolis Star Tribune

“[A] CHARMING AND SUCCESSFUL NOVEL . . . SERVED UP WITH GRACE AND GOODNESS.”
—Minneapolis Star-Tribune

“FUNNY, HEARTWARMING . . . Admirably captures the ups and downs of a small town from the humorous perspective of a big-city star.”
—Publishers Weekly

“GENEVA IS A LOVABLE STAR WHO GROWS IN SURPRISING WAYS.”
—Orlando Sentinel

“Characters. And character. That’s what Landvik writes best. Humor and humanity are the two elements that run through all of Lorna Landvik’s novels.”
The Gazette (Colorado Springs)

“[A] winning tale.”
—Kirkus Reviews

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780307417701
  • Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 12/18/2007
  • Sold by: Random House
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 368
  • Sales rank: 117,461
  • File size: 3 MB

Meet the Author

Lorna Landvik is the author of the bestselling novels Patty Jane's House of Curl, Your Oasis on Flame Lake, and The Tall Pine Polka. She is also an actor, playwright, and proud hockey mom.
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All right, so I'm a diva. There are worse things--a mass murderer, a bigot, a telephone solicitor.
I'm surprised my sister even uses the word as an insult. Why should I be offended by the truth? My dictionary defines diva as "a distinguished female singer." I certainly am that. The word, however, is cross-referenced with prima donna, defined as "a temperamental person; a person who takes adulation and privileged treatment as a right and reacts with petulance to criticism or inconvenience."
Well, I might ask, who likes criticism or inconvenience? And why shouldn't one take privileged treatment as a right? A little self-esteem is not a bad thing. Ann, for instance, could use a serious infusion of it.
Throughout my life I have heard the question, "Are you really twins?" It's an understandable query; Ann and I are as different as the proverbial night and day. Ann once elaborated on that analogy in an interview, describing me as being night--dark and dramatic, living among stars--and herself as light and plain and about as exciting as an afternoon nap.
We're fraternal twins, obviously, and don't share that spooky, ESPy you're-my-other-half thing identical twins do. Ann and I are more like sisters who could have been born years apart if Mom hadn't been such an industrious egg layer. We're very close and have shared everything from chicken pox to clothes to deep secrets, but when I look at Ann face-to-face, I don't see my mirror image. In fact, if I looked at Ann right now, what I'd see is a big pest.
For those of you who don't know me (where the hell have you been living, in a cave with no TV or cable access?) I amGeneva Jordan, star of stage, screen (unfortunately, my theatrical schedule hasn't allowed me to do the movies I've been offered), and television (if you didn't see me accept my Tony award, I'm sure you heard my voice singing the Aromati-Cat cat litter and Chef Mustachio Frozen Pizza jingles). Recently I just ended a year and a half's run in the title role of Mona!, a musical about DaVinci's mysterious model.
She's a gal with a crazy half smile, she's Mona Lisa! Oh, what I wouldn't do to get a piece a . . . that Mona Lisa!
You'll have to trust me that the music is so catchy, the lyrics actually work.
My role as Mona Lisa brought me my second Tony, a cover story in New York magazine, and a relationship with Trevor Waite, my costar. My role as Mona Lisa and its resulting dividends, especially my relationship with Trevor Waite, is also what brought me close to mental and physical collapse. Which made my sister's request all the more preposterous.
"Please," she begged over the phone, changing her tack from insulter to supplicant. "Riley and I need this time together."
"I'm not arguing that, Ann. It's where I come in as baby-sitter that I'm objecting to."
"You're Rich's godmother."
"I'm aware of that, Ann. But godmother does not mean rescuer."
"Then what does it mean?"
I looked at my watch. I didn't have to be anywhere for another hour, but she didn't have to know that. "I have to run, Ann. I've got a hair appointment."
"What does it mean?"
"Listen, Ann, I don't--"
"Quit calling me Ann."
"That's your name, isn't it?"
"Yes, but whenever you're in one of your I'm-right-and-you're-wrong modes, you overuse my name. Like a cranky old schoolmarm or something."
"First I'm a diva and now I'm a cranky old schoolmarm. Nice talking to you too, Ann."
I could hear her protests as I hung--okay, slammed--the receiver back in its cradle.
She called back immediately, not grasping the concept of a dramatic exit. I let my machine pick it up.
"Geneva," she said, "please. I'm sorry. I don't know where else to turn. Please pick up. . . . Please help me, Dee."
Oh, that was low. Dee was a reference to the childhood nicknames bestowed on us by our Grandma Hjordis. "It's Tweedledee and Tweedledum!" she used to say in her Norwegian accent, "my favorite twin grandchildren in the world!"
We were her only twin grandchildren, but she made us feel that we couldn't have been surpassed by quintuplets.
She lived next door to us, and her home was a cinnamon-roll-smelling haven for my sister and me, a place where she played endless games of Hangman and War with us and let us upend all her furniture cushions to make elaborate igloos (when we played Roald Amundsen discovering the South Pole) or wigwams (when we played Leif Eriksson discovering America). She had a canoe in the backyard that we'd pretend was the Kon-Tiki.

Copyright© 2000 by Lorna Landvik
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Reading Group Guide

1. Geneva initially has no intention of traveling to Minnesota to take care of Rich. Why does she change her mind?

2. What do you think would have happened to Geneva if she had decided not to help her sister's family?

3. What has Geneva gained and lost as a result of her successful, high-powered career?

4. As a celebrity, Geneva is fodder for the gossip columns and she is not happy about it. Do you think her complaints are valid? Or is the intrusiveness of the media part of the price of fame and fortune?

5. Geneva's failed first marriage really wounded her. Why does she finally decide to try again?

6. Geneva thinks that Trevor seems relieved by her rejection. Do you think this is really the case? Do you think Trevor could have changed?

7. Has Geneva made the right choice picking the boy in homeroom who would help you with your homework? Do you think the marriage will work?

8. Geneva remembers Conrad as a boy who knew "when it paid to be careful and when it paid not to." How do you distinguish between justifiable fears and those that hold you back and do more harm than good?

9. Geneva and James have both been paralyzed by their fears in some ways. Do you have a fear that you feel has had a detrimental effect on your life?

10. Do you think Rich is aware of Geneva's ambivalent feelings about him? If he is, why do you think he gives her a chance anyway?

11. Rich and Conrad's conditions can make those around them uncomfortable, particularly strangers. Discuss why people can feel so uneasy around those with special needs.

12. Rich and Conrad spend a great deal of time with peers who are notclassified as special education. What are the benefits and/or drawbacks of such a setup?

13. Everyone is concerned with how Rich is going to deal with his grief. How do you think he is going to handle it? Were his family and friends right to be concerned?

14. What do you think will happen to Barb and George's marriage? Do you think it can survive their loss?

15. Why did James decide to leave his corporate job and become a mailman? Do you think he has had a nervous breakdown as his ex-wife and parents believe?

16. James and his fellow hockey coach take very different approaches to coaching their players. With which approach do you agree? What should be the mission of youth sports?

17. James says, "faith isn't knowing, it's believing." Discuss the meaning of faith in all its forms.

18. What would your answers be to the "big" questions posed in "The Great Mysterious"? What is true love? What is the meaning of life? What makes you happy?

19. Think of a question you would pose in the "Great Mysterious."

20. Do you have a favorite character or characters in this novel?

21. If you had to give a name to one of your emotions, which would it be and what would you name it?

22. The author mentions that she often attends book clubs. Has your group ever invited an author to attend? If not, is this something you would consider doing?

23. If you had the opportunity to ask the author a question about this novel, what would it be?

24. Why did your group decide to read this book? Are you happy with your choice?

25. What is your group reading next?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 12, 2010

    I love this book

    I am a big Lorna Landvik fan (so I might be biased). This is one of my favorites. I read this book years ago and I still remember every bit of it. That never happens to me. If you are looking for a sweet story that will make you laugh and cry, read this book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 29, 2007

    A great read for any time of year - but especially now!

    I picked this up because I enjoyed her other works. It turned out to be a delight. Not soft and fluffy or Oprah depressing all the characters are believable and people you wouldn't mind spending time with if you knew them. I can heartily recommend getting to know them over a cool drink on a hot day!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 25, 2006

    A slow start, but ended up good

    If you can wait out the slow beginning, it is worth it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 7, 2004

    Her most endearing yet...

    This story made me smile a lot and cry a little too. It's the most heart-warming tale I've come across in a long time, and definitely puts one into a reflective mood about what's really and truly important in life. Once you've read this, you'll want to pass it along to your mom!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 27, 2003

    Wonderful read

    This is the first book in this series that I've read, I will certainly read another! Makes you look at your life and examine what you consider important in your life. Rich and Connie have such a true friendship that it makes you want to look up your own childhood friends.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 19, 2003

    Wonderfully funny and insightful

    The first book I've read of Lorna Landvik. The Great Mysterious scrapbook reminds Geneva of the wonderful lessons of life. It is funny, heart warming and insightful. Geneva goes from a self indulgent person to a warm hearted, understanding person while babysitting her twin sister's Down syndrome son. Her frustrations are real as are her understanding of her own shortcomings. I wanted to laugh and cry at the situations. I have a granddaughter who became retarded having a heatstroke in a race at age 12.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 24, 2001

    First BAD book from Lorna Landvik

    I have read with great pleasure, 'Patty Jane's House of Curl' and 'Your Oasis on Flame Lake'. I thouroughly enjoyed both of these novels by one of my favorite authors. I still have to read 'Tall Pine Polka'. How-ever, I was extremely disappointed with 'Wel-come to the Great Mysterious'. The characters were one dimensional, the story line obvious from the start as is the outcome. It more or less reminded me of a bad 'Lifetime' channel movie. This however will not deter me from reading any new material from Lorna as I normally love her stories.

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