The Werewolf's Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten [NOOK Book]

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Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, “yes” to both these questions, there’s a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast.
Survival is an option, but first, know this:
* ...
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The Werewolf's Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten

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Overview

Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, “yes” to both these questions, there’s a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast.
Survival is an option, but first, know this:
* Werewolves are real.
* The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide.
* Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition.
* Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not.
* You are not a monster.
The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you’re really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it.


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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780307589408
  • Publisher: Crown/Archetype
  • Publication date: 9/15/2009
  • Sold by: Random House
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 272
  • Sales rank: 373,843
  • File size: 4 MB

Meet the Author

RITCH DUNCAN and BOB POWERS have devoted their lives to aiding and serving the lycanthrope community. They live in New York City.

Illustrator EMILY FLAKE is a New York based cartoonist and illustrator who is grateful to have gotten close enough to study her subjects for this book without being torn limb from limb.


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  • Posted October 5, 2009

    A Howl!

    Very funny stuff--and detailed with all the furry delights one would expect from a guide to life as a lycanthrope. I laughed on every page--sometimes in public.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 29, 2014

    Grrrr... join Fang clan?

    I, Snagglefang, leader of the Fang clan, say that any strong werewolves may join the clan. What do you say?

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted June 14, 2011

    Werewolf+guide+to+life

    This+book+is+an+amazing+book+for+newly+changed+werewolves+and+for+those+humans+who+just+want+to+know+what+to+do+if+you+are+ever+attacked.+BEWARE+OF+THE+FULL+MOON%21%21%0A

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 15, 2015

    To to a howl from angil falen

    A german philosopher and a german mimer found a fosil of a man-wolf and came across the genetic code for lycanthropy they found the code written on hundreds of humans and those with the geno code os usually called a half-breed a decendent of a lycan or werewolf all the germans have to do is find a cirtain genetic code in the fosolised wolfman it is real for a werewolf to exsist but always have a piece of silver with you unless your a half-breed it doesnt burn unless it cuts you so a half-breed can hold and use silver object or silver weapons half-breeds have more control pf there abilities then trueblood lycans they blend in more better as well they can survive what humans cannot i survived an electrical incident that stoped my heart for around 3 minutes and im accelerating in my growth and speed i also have an advancement in my sencess i can here people breathing in the whole house and tell of they are asleep or not im am a ginger native american of the souix tribe my spiritual guide is a wolf the wolf inside me is supposed to guide me but all i felt was hunger till i met someone last uear its a new feeling i always want to make her happy always want to protect her i give her anything she askes for my life has been harder simce the incident when im ready ill leave the name of a website for you to either follow the growth of the half-breeds and of the electrical incident i survived im angil falen and tjat in my real name not made up goodluck and stay away from those who growl at people or those who get angry easily dont want any of yeah to get caught by a half-breed

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 16, 2014

    To fang club i To:fang club

    May i join ur club

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 14, 2013

    Werewolf 2.0

    Abbot to change in school,help!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 1, 2013

    You will survive!

    Uses wit to both make it hilarious and useful/practical. No matter if you believe if this is real or not.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 8, 2013

    To a howl

    Dude. Not funny. If you are really a were anything you would know this is no joke. Seriously. Lycanthropy IS real.

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  • Posted May 14, 2010

    Werewolf guide to life

    Excellent book, with very practical advice. Anyone can make use of this book, werewolf or not, in any of the following cases:

    1. If you're a werewolf, vampire, etc. desiring privacy.
    2. If you're anyone else desiring absolute privacy.
    2.a. If you have agoraphobia.
    2.b. If you're on the lam.
    2.c. If you're practicing witchcraft, having illicit relations, or consuming or working with unapproved substances.

    The bottom line here, as the author tells it, is if you're caught you could be in deep trouble, or even killed if people think you're the undead. The author's advice is to always err on the side of caution, and don't take unnecessary chances.

    The only reason I gave this 4 instead of 5 stars is because you have to supply the brains here, and take the risks yourself. Still, there's a lot of good advice here if you can make use of it.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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