What in God's Name: A Novel
Welcome to Heaven, Inc., the grossly mismanaged corporation in the sky. For as long as anyone can remember, the founder and CEO (known in some circles as "God") has been phoning it in. Lately, he's been spending most of his time on the golf course. And when he does show up at work, it's not to resolve wars or end famines, but to Google himself and read what humans have been blogging about him.

When God decides to retire (to pursue his lifelong dream of opening an Asian Fusion restaurant), he also decides to destroy Earth. His employees take the news in stride, except for Craig and Eliza, two underpaid angels in the lowly Department of Miracles. Unlike their boss, Craig and Eliza love their jobs -- uncapping city fire hydrants on hot days, revealing lost keys in snow banks -- and they refuse to accept that earth is going under.

The angels manage to strike a deal with their boss. He'll call off his Armageddon, if they can solve their toughest miracle yet: getting the two most socially awkward humans on the planet to fall in love. With doomsday fast approaching, and the humans ignoring every chance for happiness thrown their way, Craig and Eliza must move heaven and earth to rescue them -- and the rest of us, too.
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What in God's Name: A Novel
Welcome to Heaven, Inc., the grossly mismanaged corporation in the sky. For as long as anyone can remember, the founder and CEO (known in some circles as "God") has been phoning it in. Lately, he's been spending most of his time on the golf course. And when he does show up at work, it's not to resolve wars or end famines, but to Google himself and read what humans have been blogging about him.

When God decides to retire (to pursue his lifelong dream of opening an Asian Fusion restaurant), he also decides to destroy Earth. His employees take the news in stride, except for Craig and Eliza, two underpaid angels in the lowly Department of Miracles. Unlike their boss, Craig and Eliza love their jobs -- uncapping city fire hydrants on hot days, revealing lost keys in snow banks -- and they refuse to accept that earth is going under.

The angels manage to strike a deal with their boss. He'll call off his Armageddon, if they can solve their toughest miracle yet: getting the two most socially awkward humans on the planet to fall in love. With doomsday fast approaching, and the humans ignoring every chance for happiness thrown their way, Craig and Eliza must move heaven and earth to rescue them -- and the rest of us, too.
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What in God's Name: A Novel

What in God's Name: A Novel

by Simon Rich

Narrated by Simon Rich

Unabridged — 4 hours, 18 minutes

What in God's Name: A Novel

What in God's Name: A Novel

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Overview

Welcome to Heaven, Inc., the grossly mismanaged corporation in the sky. For as long as anyone can remember, the founder and CEO (known in some circles as "God") has been phoning it in. Lately, he's been spending most of his time on the golf course. And when he does show up at work, it's not to resolve wars or end famines, but to Google himself and read what humans have been blogging about him.

When God decides to retire (to pursue his lifelong dream of opening an Asian Fusion restaurant), he also decides to destroy Earth. His employees take the news in stride, except for Craig and Eliza, two underpaid angels in the lowly Department of Miracles. Unlike their boss, Craig and Eliza love their jobs -- uncapping city fire hydrants on hot days, revealing lost keys in snow banks -- and they refuse to accept that earth is going under.

The angels manage to strike a deal with their boss. He'll call off his Armageddon, if they can solve their toughest miracle yet: getting the two most socially awkward humans on the planet to fall in love. With doomsday fast approaching, and the humans ignoring every chance for happiness thrown their way, Craig and Eliza must move heaven and earth to rescue them -- and the rest of us, too.

Editorial Reviews

OCTOBER 2012 - AudioFile

Simon Rich’s matter-of-fact tone is perfect for narrating his novel. He delivers the prose in an often dry and almost disinterested tone, which builds upon the humor imbued in his story. This style works smoothly with the ludicrous moments of a world on the brink of disaster. When God decides Earth is no longer worth investing in and wants to create a fusion restaurant, two angel underlings, Craig and Eliza, do everything in their power to prove it’s worth saving. Betting against God is never a good idea, but these angels are determined to prove that miracles can happen, with or without God’s blessing. Beyond the protagonists, Rich’s character voices come across as slightly caricatured, but his delivery often works for comedic effect. L.E. © AudioFile 2012, Portland, Maine

OCTOBER 2012 - AudioFile

Simon Rich’s matter-of-fact tone is perfect for narrating his novel. He delivers the prose in an often dry and almost disinterested tone, which builds upon the humor imbued in his story. This style works smoothly with the ludicrous moments of a world on the brink of disaster. When God decides Earth is no longer worth investing in and wants to create a fusion restaurant, two angel underlings, Craig and Eliza, do everything in their power to prove it’s worth saving. Betting against God is never a good idea, but these angels are determined to prove that miracles can happen, with or without God’s blessing. Beyond the protagonists, Rich’s character voices come across as slightly caricatured, but his delivery often works for comedic effect. L.E. © AudioFile 2012, Portland, Maine

Product Details

BN ID: 2940173844996
Publisher: Hachette Audio
Publication date: 08/07/2012
Edition description: Unabridged
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