What Not to Put on Your Resume [NOOK Book]

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This is a book of stories, most of them work related. More precisely, this is a book of awesome stories exemplifying no self-control, a profusion of alpha male humor, and enough testosterone to give chest hair to a troop of Girl Scouts and all of their subsequent children. We’ve all made mistakes in our lives, mistakes that we wouldn’t share with any of our employers, but maybe not this many. In this hilariously sarcastic compilation, Daniel leaves nothing unsaid, and his no holds barred sense of humor will leave...
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What Not to Put on Your Resume

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Overview

This is a book of stories, most of them work related. More precisely, this is a book of awesome stories exemplifying no self-control, a profusion of alpha male humor, and enough testosterone to give chest hair to a troop of Girl Scouts and all of their subsequent children. We’ve all made mistakes in our lives, mistakes that we wouldn’t share with any of our employers, but maybe not this many. In this hilariously sarcastic compilation, Daniel leaves nothing unsaid, and his no holds barred sense of humor will leave you naked in a ditch. From the restaurant business, to landscaping, to car sales, find out what it’s like to be the world’s greatest employee.

eBookEditingPro – “…I was laughing so hard while editing this, my family was getting irritated with me. Work isn’t supposed to be this fun!”
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940014783156
  • Publisher: Daniel Stock
  • Publication date: 6/10/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 4 MB

Meet the Author

Daniel Stock was born in Buffalo, NY in 1987. Then he was immediately kidnapped and thrown into the back of a mysterious van without any windows. Usually, all babies look the same, but there was something special about Daniel. His parents raised him in a small town without any residents. A town so inordinately secluded, it took thirty minutes to find the nearest grocery store. An uneventful childhood full of crappy old people music, stacking wood, various head injuries, and no cable internet, led Daniel down the path to writing. But not the boring writing that you'll find in other books. Daniel prefers to make an inappropriate joke out of everything, then he'll punch you in the face with sarcasm, kick you in the shins with hilarity, and twist your nipples, just because. He is an ambitious satirist and humorist, and may be the first author on record to sell out of digital copies.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 5, 2012

    Absolutely hilarious!

    The most ridiculous book I've read in a long time! Dan takes working a "Joe" job to new heights of insanity, taking you through his work experiences that should never be told to a new boss. Dan finds a way to make the ordinary extraordinary, from burying his co-worker's car in the snow to tearing his former bosses a new one, this book will keep you entertained from start to finish. I couldn't put it down!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 5, 2012

    Hilarious. If you like Family Guy, Tosh.0 or related shows, then

    Hilarious. If you like Family Guy, Tosh.0 or related shows, then you must read this book. I've read several other, "funny" books and this one just blows them out of the water. Might even have to read it a second time!

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    Posted September 29, 2012

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