When Farts Had Colors

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When Farts Had Colors is the story of 4th grader Lance Chance who hates Mondays. This particular Monday Lance's mom coaxes Lance to school with his favorite sandwiches and a 'wish-kiss'. On his way to school Lance is tormented by "the biggest, meanest 4th grader ever to stalk the halls of Alfonso Orr Elementary School. Merry Maddox. Bully Extraordinaire..."A legend" and her posse of mayhem, the Crazy M&Ms.
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Overview

When Farts Had Colors is the story of 4th grader Lance Chance who hates Mondays. This particular Monday Lance's mom coaxes Lance to school with his favorite sandwiches and a 'wish-kiss'. On his way to school Lance is tormented by "the biggest, meanest 4th grader ever to stalk the halls of Alfonso Orr Elementary School. Merry Maddox. Bully Extraordinaire..."A legend" and her posse of mayhem, the Crazy M&Ms.
If having to hand over his sandwiches and perform a certain humiliating act wasn't enough, Lance gets blamed by Merry Maddox for letting out a fart so horrible it forces the entire school to evacuate. Lance runs away from school and wishes that farts had colors. "Then everyone would have known it was Merry Maddox who sent out those heat seeking missiles of doom and destruction," thinks Lance. And just like that, Lance's wish comes true. Will Lance come up with a plan to expose Merry Maddox and reveal her true colors?
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781935711100
  • Publisher: Peak City Publishing, LLC
  • Publication date: 11/14/2011
  • Pages: 102
  • Sales rank: 1,388,513
  • Product dimensions: 5.06 (w) x 7.81 (h) x 0.21 (d)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 17, 2012

    Awesome book

    Im happy to have my prev teacher an author! XD

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 24, 2012

    Books

    Awsome book want to read it ( im a girl)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 1, 2012

    AwesomBook

    It was an awesome book and so is mr.thomas woooohooo

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 26, 2012

    Go Mr..Thomas

    You rock congrads

    -Chloe Y in your 6th period

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 19, 2012

    Nice Book

    My 6th grade ELA teacher wrote this and I really recommed it for all ages!! It is a funny bok and I can not wait to finish it! It may be a 4th grade reading level but it is still a great book!!!!This book is a MUST READ!!Keep it up Mr.Thomas,THE BOOK NOT THE FARTS!!!!!! :D

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  • Posted January 13, 2012

    A Fun Book

    Do not be deceived by the title of the book. It is a welll written story with a message that is worth reading.

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