Mark Lawton Thomas was born in Savannah , Georgia . After graduating from the University of Georgia , Mr. Thomas worked as a copy writer for various advertising agencies first in Atlanta , and then Manhattan . Eventually, he returned to the South and began writing a weekly column for Creative Loafing and voicing them for Georgia Public Radio. Somehow he found time to edit Contents magazine, an award-winning quarterly, as well. Presently, Mr. Thomas is involved in his most challenging job to date ...teaching 6th grade language arts in Atlanta . When he isn't teaching his little heart out, grading essays with his trusty, red Sharpie, or working on his next book, Mr. Thomas can be found fast asleep on a couch somewhere in Buckhead.
When Farts Had Colorsby Mark Lawton Thomas, Derrick M Eason
When Farts Had Colors is the story of 4th grader Lance Chance who hates Mondays. This particular Monday Lance's mom coaxes Lance to school with his favorite sandwiches and a 'wish-kiss'. On his way to school Lance is tormented by "the biggest, meanest 4th grader ever to stalk the halls of Alfonso Orr Elementary School. Merry Maddox. Bully Extraordinaire..."A legend"… See more details below
When Farts Had Colors is the story of 4th grader Lance Chance who hates Mondays. This particular Monday Lance's mom coaxes Lance to school with his favorite sandwiches and a 'wish-kiss'. On his way to school Lance is tormented by "the biggest, meanest 4th grader ever to stalk the halls of Alfonso Orr Elementary School. Merry Maddox. Bully Extraordinaire..."A legend" and her posse of mayhem, the Crazy M&Ms.
If having to hand over his sandwiches and perform a certain humiliating act wasn't enough, Lance gets blamed by Merry Maddox for letting out a fart so horrible it forces the entire school to evacuate. Lance runs away from school and wishes that farts had colors. "Then everyone would have known it was Merry Maddox who sent out those heat seeking missiles of doom and destruction," thinks Lance. And just like that, Lance's wish comes true. Will Lance come up with a plan to expose Merry Maddox and reveal her true colors?
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Im happy to have my prev teacher an author! XD
Awsome book want to read it ( im a girl)
It was an awesome book and so is mr.thomas woooohooo
You rock congrads -Chloe Y in your 6th period
My 6th grade ELA teacher wrote this and I really recommed it for all ages!! It is a funny bok and I can not wait to finish it! It may be a 4th grade reading level but it is still a great book!!!!This book is a MUST READ!!Keep it up Mr.Thomas,THE BOOK NOT THE FARTS!!!!!! :D
Do not be deceived by the title of the book. It is a welll written story with a message that is worth reading.