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When I am an old coot . . .
I will wear funny hats and loud ties, flowered underwear and bright yellow suspenders. I will break all the silly, proper rules and be a kid again.
I will teach young children the joysof blowing Jell-O on their little friends.
I will pierce my ear and wear a pico perch in case someone wants to go fishing.
I will carry my own trail mix of salted peanuts, Junior Mints, candy corn and Rolaids.