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  • ISBN-13: 9781478251217
  • Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
  • Publication date: 7/17/2012
  • Pages: 70
  • Product dimensions: 6.00 (w) x 9.00 (h) x 0.18 (d)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 18, 2014

    To oh gosh no

    I agree stop the sex

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 22, 2014

    Im changin all the stations we had it map why run awa you times times back you you you you you you youvyou oyu you you yiu yo uy you you you you yiu you you youvyou yuo oyu you i love people andpie coolnessss is awesme awesome asssss as ass ass assas

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    MY STORY IS AT BALLERINAS BLADDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 13, 2014

    Pee Story

    On a walk in the park, Alicia had to go. Bad. She ran behind a tree, hoping she'd be hidden there. Unzipping her jeans, she was about to relieve herself.<p>
    "Yo." A man stood there. "This is a public park."<br>
    Embarressment washed over her. "Sorry," she whispered, flushing.<br>
    "Hey, l won't press charges if..." his hands reached out and squeezed her bu<e>tt. "You do what you were about to do...with me."<br>
    Alicia's heart took a sudden jerk. "With you, sir?"<br>
    "Yes." His voice was barely a whisper as her pressed her into the dry leaves, the smell of the earth all around them. His lips grazed her throat and he crouched over her, yanking her already unzipped jeans off. She squeaked when all of a sudden, her shirt was yanked off as well, leaving her lying on the ground in only her panti<e>es and a br<e>a.<p>
    "Go on." The man looked amused. "Do it."<br>
    Alicia closed her eyes and took a deep breath. Then she let go.<p>
    Pee spurted out of her with a sharp hiss, foaming yellow on the ground. The man's hand reached out and delicately stroked her vul<e>va with one finger through the now-sodden pan<e>ties, urine dribbling onto his fingers. He put to hand in his mouth, tasting, closing his eyes in pleasure, Alicia shuddering. Off went his shirt, and jeans, and boxers.<p>
    "You have more saved up, don't you?" He said, unclasping her br<e>a and letting it drop beside her. He grabbed her pant<e>ies in both hands and pulled, ripping them down the center and revealing the wet treasure.<p>
    The man's fingers entered her hole. Alicia moaned and writhed on the ground, letting another stream of pee jet out of her. The man dabbed a finger in her urine and rubbed it on her nip<e>ples, pleasure apparent on his face. Bending over her, his tongue rubbed her right nip<e>ple, then her left. His tongue left a warm trail down her stomach, stopping right before her pus<e>sy.<br>
    Suddenly, the man's hands yanked her thighs apart. Alicia gasped. She could feel his hands exploring, prodding her. And then his mouth suctioned onto her cl<e>it, and she let it really go.<br>
    Urine spurted out of her vag<e>ina. The man's tongue felt around her pee hole, finally finding the source of the liquid and drinking. One finger wedged itself into her pee hole as she moaned. His lips kissed her walls, licking and sipping. The pee subsided, and the man moved to her cl<e>it. His tongue poked the little crest, teeth softly grazing the round, fat pink nub. Alicia closed her eyes and gritted her teeth with pleasure.<br>
    His pen<e>is slammed into her hole with a wet squelch. Alicia almost screamed. Her load released, and creamy juices flowed from her sl<e>it. The man's di<e>ck removed itself long enough to rub her cl<e>it, before slamming back in. Two fingers entered her bu<e>tthole. The man drank her juices almost reverently, fingers wiggling in her butt, going deeper. Alicia moaned and pooped into his hand. The man rubbed her cl<e>it roughly with his thumb, entering her again and mingling his fluids with hers. They lay together in the leaves.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 14, 2014

    To below

    I totally am. Quite a few of us arent horney, thanks.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 21, 2014

    Oh

    Go in a toilet

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 19, 2014

    NEED MORE PEE STORIES!!!!!!

    Write more pee storys plz!! PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEREEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 15, 2014

    Nice dscription

    Good job!!! *-Genevive-*

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 12, 2014

    STORY CONTEST SUBMISSION

    The city of Westingburg, Oklahoma, was not unlike the other towns of the region in any respect. Its farmers were old and grizzled, its young men spent far too much time in pleasure rather than work, and, primarily, nothing ever happened. Every spring, the plants would grow, the men would sit on thier porches and talk, and the children would play hookie. Every summer, the crops would grow high, the men were driven to the kitchen by heat, and the children would play in the creek. Every winter, everyone stayed inside, and drove each other to temporary fits of madness. The people there were small-minded, but in a content way. They didn't care what happened in the world, and the world didn't care what happened to them. Happy to spend their days romping, working, talking, drinking, and to die, all in Westingburg. In the center of town was the usual monument, a short granite obilisk dedicated to abraham Lincoln, who had, one day, rode in to town, complaining that his horse's shoe was bent out of shape by a rock. The town blacksmith supplied him with a new one, and he rode on his way. On the front of the memorial was the actual horseshoe, and beneath it were the words, 'ON THIS DAY IN 1837, PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN STOPPED, HAD A DRINK, AND LEFT'. When a rare tourist pointed out that lincoln had been elected in 1860, the only reply from a young lad was, "So? He was prezeedent, weren't he?" To which the tourist reentered his minivan and drove off as fast as he could. Life was dull in Westingburg. At least, until July 17th, 2012. For on that day, a bomb exploded under the statue of abraham lincoln, rending the statue in two, with the trademark iron top hat landed on the old mayor's head, killing him. The morning (as usual) had been uneventful; in this town, someone getting a haircut from anyone other than their mother was a scorching scandal that could last for weeks. The sky had been cloudy, and rain had come in waves. Mayor Pyle was entering the city bank when the misfortune had occured. One other person and a dog had been injured in the explosion, the dog having been pulling a ten year on child on a cart. It was, coincedentally, "Old man Sullen's" dog, which, on almost every other day, was locked into his kennel in the house on that his in the back of town. On fridays, Sullen((it was not his real name, but only a nickname for his being so reclusive)) allowed his dog out, to play with the children. They would pet him, and make noises at him, and pull his tail. however, the crowning acchievement of the day was when the dog would give each of the children a ride around the center of town. The dog was badly injured, and everyone thought it would be put down. But old man Sullen came quickly, and carried the dog back to his house. Come to think of it, he didnt look the same as the old man sullen they had seen two years ago. He was bald, but this one have a full head of salt and pepper hair. Thinking of it, he really wasnt that old. This was because, as they local could never have guessed, " Old Man sullen" was a codename for a secret counterterrorism brigade of the FBI. The house on the hill was an industrial marvel; it appeared to be a small house, but inside, the wntire hill was hollowed out, and filled to the top with communicarions arrays, weapons racks, and desks. Football field full of desks. All looked Identical, with a desktop computer on the top and a file cabinet beneath. The only difference was the coffee cup, numbered 1 to 99. ( outof#)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 8, 2014

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 13, 2014

    To beloe

    Weres the action

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 30, 2014

    More pee!

    More sex

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 12, 2014

    Cute horney man

    I dont know when but it will be here

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 19, 2014

    Pea story

    Sorry, I ate the story.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 19, 2014

    To P.A.S.S.

    More more

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 21, 2014

    Ella to jon

    We do have alot in common and who knows maybe i will become an author or something and move to CA and meet u if ur still there. It is 11:32 here

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 29, 2014

    Pee story

    Jessica was walking home from school when she had to pee. There were alot of trees around so she went to one of them. She dropped her pants and pulled down uer underwear. Then, she spread her legs wide apart and stuck her hips forward and touched her pusy. She then pulled very gently on her vagina, even slipping a few fingers inside. She then began to pee, the stream hitting the tree. When she was done, she rubbed her cute cl.it for a few minuets, giving her pleasure. Jessica pulled up her pants She then walked home

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 26, 2014

    Pee story

    Haley was in a supermarket when she had th urge to pee. She ignored it and kept shopping. Later, in the water aisle, it hit agaon. This time, she couldn't ignore it. She finished shopping and ran out. She was crossing her legs from the pee. Haley started walking home from the store. She walked into a desolate area of town where no one was around. She started to unzip her pants. A man yelld at her to get out. She walked into the town square with her legs crossed. If she ran, she peed. So she walked into an empty store and went to a storage area. But sje couldn't hold it any longer. A spurt of pee trickled down her pants. More pee hit her pants, and Haley had no choice but to keep peeing. The pee spread through her pants, soaking her legs and making a puddle on the ground. Haley stuck her hand in her pants and peed on it. She took her hand out. It was soaked with pee. She finished peeing, and looked at the huge puddle on the ground. She started peeing again and this time she took off her pants. She ran to a window and stuck her ass out. The pee hit the ground and she felt really relieved.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 10, 2014

    Oh gosh no

    Can you guys quit it with the stupid sex? I can deal with regular pee stories, but DAMN QUIT THE SEX!!!! Who's with me?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 13, 2013

    Question

    Why do all this have to be nasty?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 5, 2013

    Pee Story (erotic)

    Matthew had just left school and had to pee very bad. He couldnt hold it in much longer. He wanted to go in the bushes but his girlfriend was walking home with him. He finally told her he had to pee and she said ok. He then said in the bushes and she said no need for that. She then told him to follow her. She led him to alley and told him to take his pants off. Matthew didnt hesitate. She then knelt down and told him to start peeing when she gave him a thumbs up. Then she stuck his pen.is in her mouth and gave him a thumbs up. He started peeing and felt better but began to wonder where it all went. So he looked down at his girlfriend and saw she had her eyes closed and was drinking it all. When he finished she kept sucking. Soon she was guzzling down mouthfuls of c.um and they did this everyday from then on. The end

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