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Where's My F*cking Latte? (and Other Stories About Being an Assistant in Hollywood)
     

Where's My F*cking Latte? (and Other Stories About Being an Assistant in Hollywood)

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by Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff
 

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The Bestselling ebook featured in print on TV's "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD" is now available for the NOOK!

*UPDATED FOR 2011 WITH 3 NEW STORIES!*

DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS... Every movie and TV star has one. So does every agent and manager. Some producers and studio execs have two or even three. I'm talking about an assistant. Someone to answer your phones, pick

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The Bestselling ebook featured in print on TV's "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD" is now available for the NOOK!

*UPDATED FOR 2011 WITH 3 NEW STORIES!*

DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS... Every movie and TV star has one. So does every agent and manager. Some producers and studio execs have two or even three. I'm talking about an assistant. Someone to answer your phones, pick up your dry cleaning. Someone to hide your drugs. Your assistant knows what you eat, who you're sleeping with and what medications you're taking. They listen in on your phone calls. They are the eyes and ears of Hollywood... and occasionally they talk. Culled from dozens of interviews with former and current Hollywood assistants, Where's My F*cking Latte is a no-holds barred insider's look at what really goes on behind Tinseltown's closed doors.

PRAISE FOR "WHERE'S MY F*CKING LATTE"
“I can tell you firsthand that what goes on behind-the-scenes of Hollywood’s glittering facade is usually shocking, insane and full of sex. Where’s My F*cking Latte perfectly captures the abusive and often hysterically unbelievable world of celebs and Tinseltown power-brokers and the culture of excess and entitlement they live in. Two thumbs WAY, WAY UP!”
- Daniella Cracknell, Publicist to many of TV’s iconic stars from Dick Clark, Howie Mandel, Geraldo Rivera, Mario Lopez to name a few…

Product Details

BN ID:
2940012339874
Publisher:
Glenneyre Press
Publication date:
03/22/2011
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
1,236,373
File size:
1 MB

Meet the Author

Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff is a bestselling and award-winning author living in Los Angeles who has been known to occasionally moonlight as a TV host, voice-over artist and rock journalist. A professional composer of music for television for many years, opportunity knocked and transformed him into a screen/TV writer and author featured on “Access Hollywood.” Then a podcast recorded in his car became a weeknightly drive-time radio show on Sirius Sateillite Radio. This led to a handsome feature in Playboy Magazine that compared Mark to Howard Stern and Jon Stewart.

PRAISE FOR MARK YOSHIMOTO NEMCOFF:
"Imagine Howard Stern dropping acid with Trey Parker and Jon Stewart while driving around downtown L.A. and you're nearly there." - PLAYBOY MAGAZINE

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Where's My F*cking Latte? (and Other Stories About Being an Assistant in Hollywood) 3.1 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 10 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Nothing revealing. More tall tales than anything.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love behind-the-scenes stuff and I found this book to be so horrifically written that I couldn't even enjoy the stories. They weren't even "stories" - they were one-liners extended way too far beyond their one line. I am embarrassed to have bought this book and am going to delete it from my account altogether b/c it's such a waste of life to read it. If you find yourself in the mood for some gossip, do not be tempted by the tease of this book- go buy an Us Weekly- it will be more satisfying.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I would have loved this book even better if they could tell us the names of the snotty celebraties!
Tim Kretschmann More than 1 year ago
Quick read of behind closed doors Hollywood bring humor and mirth through a heaping helping of schadenfreude. A true guilty pleasure!
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colaboy More than 1 year ago
I bought this book for my Nook Color partly because of the insider crazy stories it promised, and also because the price was right. This is a collection of stories written by people who were Hollywood personal assistants at some point in their life (the stories all seem fairly modern). The only issue is some of the stories don't measure up to the others. And one story in the collection still leaves me scratching my head as to why it was included. Yes, the events happened to the PA's boss, but it is an event that could have happened to most anyone who could afford to take a party trip down to Mexico (a hint as to which story I am referring to). But all in all a fun read, and it will leave you guessing as to which Hollywood hotshot puts their PA's through that kind of torture. Sorry readers, names are not revealed to protect the innocent.