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Why Do Pirates Love Parrots?

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by David Feldman, Kassie Schwan (Illustrator), Kassie Schwan (Illustrator)

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Ponder, if you will . . . Is yawning contagious? Do starfish have faces? Why do they put crinkly paper into pairs of men's socks? Why is it that cans of Diet Coke float, but cans of regular Coke don't?

Pop culture guru David Feldman demystifies these questions and much more in Why Do Pirates Love Parrots?

One of the


Ponder, if you will . . . Is yawning contagious? Do starfish have faces? Why do they put crinkly paper into pairs of men's socks? Why is it that cans of Diet Coke float, but cans of regular Coke don't?

Pop culture guru David Feldman demystifies these questions and much more in Why Do Pirates Love Parrots?

One of the Imponderables®—the unchallenged source of answers to civilization's most perplexing conundrums—and charmingly illustrated by Kassie Schwan, this book provides you with knowledge about everyday life that encyclopedias, dictionaries, and almanacs just don't cover. And think about it: Where else are you going to find out how they get the paper tag into a Hershey's Kiss?

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Why Do Pirates Love Parrots?
An Imponderables (R) Book

Chapter One

Why Did Pirates Love Parrots?

Our image of the colorful parrot astride the peg-legged, patch-eyed pirate might come from cartoons and comic strips, but the inspiration was surely Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island, published in 1883. The beloved pet of cook Long John Silver, the parrot squawks "Pieces of eight!" with annoying regularity, and becomes the "watchbird" for the pirates after the miscreants take over the treasure hunters' fort on the island.

Stevenson admitted that he borrowed the idea of the parrot from Daniel Defoe's Robinson Crusoe. After being stranded on the island, Crusoe knocks a young parrot out of a tree. He teaches the bird to speak its own name ("Poll"), "the first word I ever heard spoken in the island by any mouth but my own."

But did pirates really carry parrots on their ships in real life? The evidence suggests yes. Kenneth J. Kinkor, director of project research at the Expedition Whydah Sea-Lab and Learning Center in Provincetown, Massachusetts, told Imponderables that "Many pirates kept parrots and other animals, as many sailors did." Kinkor says that parrots were most common among the Central American pirates who spent some time ashore, logging in places not under direct control of Spain, such as Belize, that possessed large parrot populations.

David Cordingly, former curator of the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich, England wrote in his book, Under the Black Flag,

It was common for seamen who traveled in the tropics to bring back birds and animals assouvenirs of their travels. Parrots were particularly popular because they were colorful, they could be taught to speak, and they were easier to look after on board ship than monkeys and other wild animals.

Call us cynical, but pirates never struck us as the most sentimental of men. Perhaps some parrots were kept onboard as pets or mascots, but might there have been other, less humanitarian considerations? In the most-often cited contemporaneous account of the pirate world, Captain William Dampier's A Voyage Around the World, written in 1697, Dampier claims that his band of privateers (pirates who are authorized by a country to commandeer ships sailing other states' flags) ate parrots along with other birds, while cruising off of Venezuela.

No pirate would get fat from eating parrots, so our bet is that the primary purpose of carrying parrots was financial. In his research on pirates, David Cordingly found government records from Elizabethan times indicating that pirates gave parrots to well-placed employees of government officials, presumably as bribes.

But other folks were willing to put down hard cash to buy parrots. Dampier discusses his shipmates buying "an abundance" of cockatoos and parakeets, presumably to sell or trade. Pirates had a ready venue to sell their booty, for there were established bird markets in London and Paris in the eighteenth century, and exotic birds from the New World presumably were attractive purchases for the wealthy and status-seeking. Indeed, Cissie Fairchild wrote an entire book, Elephant Slaves and Pampered Parrots: Exotic Animals in Eighteenth-Century Paris, about the bustling trade in exotic animals (the Sunday bird market still exists on the Île de la Cité in Paris).

Pirates might have admired the colors of parrots, been amused by their mimicking ability, and have been satiated by their succulence. But love? Only money can buy a pirate's love.

Submitted by Tina Ritchie of Oceanside, California. Thanks also to Travis Cook of Cool Ridge, West Virginia.

Why Do Pirates Love Parrots?
An Imponderables (R) Book
. Copyright © by David Feldman. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.

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David Feldman is the author of ten previous volumes of Imponderables®. He has a master's degree in popular culture from Bowling Green State University in Ohio and consults and lectures on the media. He lives in New York City.

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David Feldman returns! . . . for fans of his series of IMPONDERABLES books (and I'm one), that's good news because by reading his latest effort, you'll learn the answer to the question raised in the title: WHY DO PIRATES LOVE PARROTS? . . . along with answers to such other questions as: Why are most psychics women? How does the vending machine know when it's Sunday? And why do peanut butter cookies have crisscross marks on them? I like the fact that Feldman thoroughly researches each and every question, then proceeds to answer it in a manner that not only informs but also puts a smile on your face . . . for example, in case you've always been wondering what do they stuff in medicine balls to make them so heavy, he found this out from the MediBall company: The balls are filled with an aqueous gel composed of potassium polyacrylate and water. It is non-toxic and non-hazardous, the same material is used an absorbent in baby diapers. Should not hurt you unless you eat too many of them. I also liked his discussion of the most frequently asked irritating questions . . . among them: Do blind people dream? (Yes, but they rarely see anything in their dreams.) . . . also: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? (The average seems to be 600 to 800 licks, though my finding is more along the lines of Mr. Turtle, who when in commercials was asked how many licks it took him to get to the center, replied, 'I never made it without biting.' The accompanying drawings by longtime Imponderables illustrator Kassie Schwan added to my enjoyment of this wonderful book that will make a great holiday gift for folks of all ages.