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Jennifer Berman presents these and many more hilarious observations on the superiority of canines over the party of the elephant (though she does throw them the occasional bone: Why are dogs ...
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Jennifer Berman presents these and many more hilarious observations on the superiority of canines over the party of the elephant (though she does throw them the occasional bone: Why are dogs better than Democrats? Unlike Clinton, they have vertebrae). The perfect gift book, it is sure to have Democrats, Republicans and all dog lovers howling with laughter.
Dogs believe in total freedom of expression
Dogs can't get away with blaming foreign dogs for local problems
Would you believe the Mexican Hairless did it?
Cheesy dog acts from the '70s wouldn't run for Congress
'Scuse me--are you registered to vote?
You got me,babe!
Dogs do not wrap themselves in the flag to further their own agenda
Any less than eight biscuits a day is downright un-American!
Dogs are not scared of Feminist
When a dog's done with a tree, it's still standing
Dogs are completely disinterested in your sexuality
Bad dogs are not put on stamps
Dogs think the curriculum could use some expansion
A dog would never keep a diary documenting all the bad things he did
Dear Diary, I finally figured out how to get into the trash knocking it over! Now they'll never catch me! Then for lunch I chewed up a really nice Italian shoe...
You're allowed to stop the proliferation of ill-tempered dogs
Should we clean Rush's teethwhile he's being fixed?
Dogs are not responsible for electing Jesse Helms
You can stick a dog in the back of Air Force One and it won't try to shut down the whole Government in retaliation
There's nothing scary about young dogs
Rich dogs don't feel as if they must breed only among themselves
Illegal dog waste won't kill you, and it doesn't cost millions to clean up
Not all dogs are owned by cigarette lobbyists
Dogs value the elderly, even when they require medical care
Dogs do not judge other dogs by the color of their fur
Mom, Dad-I think I'm in love
Does he have bad breath? Is he vaccinated? How does his butt smell? Does he share biscuits? Does he Fetch?
Dangerous dog groups are not allowed to have weapons
Dogs are into solar heating
Dogs would never bust a union
Dogs are loyal to their workers
Sure, she has her faults, but she's been with me since I was weaned--I could never let her go