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In a novel as brawling and boisterous as Chicago itself, Scott Simon delivers a tale both laugh-out-loud funny and deeply moving, capturing the multiethnic tumult of big city politics.

The mayor of Chicago is found in his office late at night, murdered, facedown in a pizza. As police race to find the killer, the interim mayor, Sundaran “Sunny” Roopini, tries to juggle his responsibilities as a recently widowed father of two teenage daughters while herding his forty-nine fellow ...

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Overview

In a novel as brawling and boisterous as Chicago itself, Scott Simon delivers a tale both laugh-out-loud funny and deeply moving, capturing the multiethnic tumult of big city politics.

The mayor of Chicago is found in his office late at night, murdered, facedown in a pizza. As police race to find the killer, the interim mayor, Sundaran “Sunny” Roopini, tries to juggle his responsibilities as a recently widowed father of two teenage daughters while herding his forty-nine fellow city aldermen toward choosing a new mayor. Over the course of four days, this raft of colorful characters–heroes, rascals, and pinky-ringed pols of all creeds, colors, and proclivities–will clash, as Sunny, a flawed but decent man, tries to hold together his family and his city.

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Editorial Reviews

Gary Krist
…comic but sneakily affecting novel about Chicago politics…[Simon] is clearly infatuated with Chicago, and the zeal with which he celebrates the city, warts and all, is hard to resist. His book is larded with insider bonus features that hard-core Chicago aficionados will delight in, whether it's a blow-by-blow description of how Mexican chilaquiles are made or a knowing dissertation on the agony of the long Chicago winter…Windy City, for all its emphasis on the sausage-factory venality of big-city politics, seems intended mainly as a big, sloppy valentine to the cultural jambalaya that is 21st-century Chicago. The Second City has taken a lot of abuse in its day, from writers as various as Rudyard Kipling, Oscar Wilde, Norman Mailer and Dave Barry. It's good to see the old place shamelessly flattered for a change.
—The Washington Post
Publishers Weekly

In his second novel, the host of National Public Radio's Weekend Editionpaints a detailed portrait of Chicago politics, beginning with the sudden death of the mayor. The focus quickly shifts to Indian vice-mayor Sunny Roopini, who must assuage a traumatized electorate while laying down a few paving stones for the mayor's successor. Matters are further complicated when the police discover deadly amounts of liquid nicotine on the late mayor's pizza, a revelation that inspires a mayoral staffer to leap from his apartment window. Roopini's brief interim mayorship proves to be a minefield of favors, accommodations and downright extortion-the latter by a U.S. Attorney determined to dig up any ethical hiccup he can. The suffocating political life is enough to beckon Roopini toward retirement (particularly with his two daughters on the cusp of adulthood), but the city doesn't seem willing to let him go. The proceedings can be fascinating, but Simon is too attached to his (admittedly impressive) descriptive powers, dragging the narrative through a swamp of mannerisms, fashion sketches, culinary processes and (especially) political maneuvering. Politics junkies will get off on the detail, but readers with less than a passing interest in the sausage-making that goes on at City Hall may be frustrated. (Mar.)

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Kirkus Reviews
Horse-trading and headcounts consume Chicago's aldermen as they choose a successor to their murdered mayor in NPR host Simon's second novel (Pretty Birds, 2005). The African-American mayor has been found dead at his desk. This opening inevitably revives memories of Harold Washington, Chicago's only black mayor, also found dead at his desk, in 1987, from a heart attack. However, Simon has added a twist: His mayor has been poisoned. Somebody sprinkled nicotine distillate on the mayor's pizza. Perhaps sensing that crime writing is not his forte, Simon moves the investigation to the back burner; this is not a whodunit. Sunny Roopini, the protagonist, has been sworn in as acting interim mayor. The 48-year-old Sunny, the mayor's protege, is an immigrant from India. He has two teenage daughters; his wife was recently gunned down at a currency exchange (she was an innocent bystander). Old trouper that he is, the genial Sunny continues the glad handing he has perfected during his years on the council. His ward is one of the city's most diverse, and Sunny is the very model of a multicultural alderman; he has even added Italian dishes to the menu at the Indian restaurant he owns. Food matters here; the characters plough their way through a heap of ethnic specialties. Ethnicity matters too, in this city of 100 languages. But there is no racial animosity: In Simon's Chicago, there's good-humored accommodation. This makes the competition among the 50 aldermen to become the next mayor about as exciting as a pillow fight. Simon's attempts to whip up some excitement are lame; one leading contender has been filmed taking a bribe (he acquits himself honorably), another confesses to having had sex with twomale cops, part of his security detail. The climax is an interminable roll-call vote. Simon's boring trivialization of Chicago politics is a major disappointment after the phenomenally good Pretty Birds.
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“Delectable… Offers an insider’s view of the kind of urban political fray–albeit fictional–that Barack Obama emerged from as an Illinois state legislator representing Chicago’s South Side…. Windy City’s articulate and witty protagonist … must juggle dirty secrets and deal making…”—USA Today

“Comic but sneakily affecting… The rich multiculturalism of the American city is not a new phenomenon… rarely, however, has it been depicted with such unabashed affection... The zeal with which he celebrates the city, warts and all, is hard to resist.. Simon’s choice of hero…is an immensely appealing figure.”—Washington Post Book World

“Pitch-perfect… Scott Simon, NPR host, knows his way around politics… His dialogue throws off sparks and shrieks like a Chicago El-car…Recommended to all political junkies.”—Roanoke Times, Virginia

“Entertaining and well-observed… renders the inner workings of City Hall with wit and aplomb….Some of Simon’s Chicagoans may be con artists, crooks, amoral opportunists or blowhards, sometimes all of the above, but the author still treats them with great affection and respect, creating an impressively large and diverse cast of characters”—Chicago Tribune

“[A] great novel… filled with emotional turmoil, gritty political decisions, murders, homicide attempts, a suicide and even a touch of romance…[a] human and fully realized portrait of the people caught up in contemporary public life.”
–Time Out Chicago

“[A] big-hearted bear-hug of a novel… embracing roots and family, eccentricities and failings, and dappled with the sights, sounds and grit of the Windy City–makes this an energizing and loving contemporary urban fable.”—GO Magazine, AirTran Airways

“A rather sentimental, positive picture of the democratic process.” —Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Windy City is funny and tender… full of boisterous love for the sport of politics and Chicago.  The best political novel in years.”—Christopher Buckley, author of Boomsday and Thank You for Smoking  

The Barnes & Noble Review
Watching this year's election, as exciting and historic as it's sometimes been, you could be forgiven for concluding that politics is rote: candidates give the same speech, use the same carefully selected clichés, and appear alongside the same glossy placards and crisp, bright flags. But the hyper-professionalized campaign obscures the fact that 99.9 percent of politics takes place not on national stages but in ward offices, state assemblies, and community school board meetings where there are many political ideologies, strange conspiracy theories, and eccentric obsessions as there are voters. Democracy is the ultimate amateur's game, and its messy strangeness is what makes the rough and tumble of self governance so endlessly fascinating, enlightening and, yes, entertaining. And this is why, now as the campaign reaches its spring doldrums you might want to turn to Windy City, an entertaining fictional chronicle of murder and political intrigue in Chicago written by NPR host and journalist Scott Simon. While the book is perhaps a bit too cartoonish, it certainly isn't drab.

The book opens with the tragic death of the city's beloved black mayor: a larger-than-life, loquacious, polysyllabic, and gluttonous bachelor, clearly modeled on the late Harold Washington, Chicago's first black mayor. In Simon's alternate world, the mayor drops dead while feasting on his nightly pie of Chicago-style deep-dish pizza. Police quickly ascertain that the midnight repast was poisoned and the mayor a victim of foul play, not merely his capacious appetite. Sundaran Roopini, a middle-aged Indian immigrant, restaurateur, widower, and alderman from the city's North Side, finds himself roused at 3 a.m. and summoned to City Hall, where he is told the news and sworn in as the city's interim mayor. The novel follows Roopini over the next three days as he negotiates a pitched battle among several aldermen to succeed the mayor, an assassination investigation, and the memorialization of a beloved leader. Roopini, nicknamed Sunny and mistaken for an Italian because of the vowel that ends his surname, is a winning character: sharp, liberal, but decidedly non-idealistic. "A campaign promise is like shouting out 'I love you' during orgasm," he says. "You mean it. You mean it absolutely in that moment. But any adult should know that you might not be able to mean it next week." But for all his wit, Roopini is a tragic figure. The father of two teenage daughters, he continues to mourn the murder of his beloved wife, shot dead a year earlier in a senseless stick-up at a money exchange across the street from the Indian restaurant he runs. So palpable is his grief that those around him "assign each bulge and wrinkle" on his once-boyish, now weathered face "to his tragedy."

In following Roopini from Lithuanian beer house to West Side black church to Chinese banquet hall, Simon ably conjures the polyglot patchwork quilt of ethnic Chicago with its balkanized neighborhoods, local pride, and warring factions. (Simon's particularly adept at depicting the Windy City through its food. Somehow the gustatory always prompts his best writing, like his description of a Loop buffet where they "carved corn beef thin enough to read baseball scores through the slice.") He also gives a fairly accurate picture of something rarely delivered in either fiction or film -- the day-to-day mechanics of the life of a non–prime time politician. At a community zoning meeting in his ward, the sleep-deprived Sunny (now interim mayor for a few days but unable to extricate himself from attending the meeting) fights to keep his eyes open as the room spirals toward chaos:

"Look how developers leveled lower Manhattan!"

"Developers!" gasped Floyd Porteus, who ran a stationery shop and newsstand on Sheridan Road. "That was terrorism!"

"By the U.S. government!" shouted several people from their seats..."The FBI and Enron wanted to suck the American people into war. Just like Pearl Harbor!"

"That's nuts!"

"You don't know that Roosevelt planned Pearl Harbor?...Then you're nuts."

Having covered zoning meetings in the real-life 48th Ward, I can say with confidence this is only slightly exaggerated.

Add to meetings like this the wedding banquets and fundraisers, the vote counting and forced bonhomie between colleagues and the general truck-and-barter of favors and influence and jobs, and you begin to understand why politicians are always so eager to move up the ladder. "You're a gifted politician," the local U.S. attorney says to Sunny at one point. "I wonder why you've spent all this time in the minor leagues." After 20 years in politics, Roopini is contemplating getting out of the minor leagues -- either by retiring from politics and opening a new, more upscale restaurant or running for Congress. But we get the sense that for all his arm's-length irony (and self-loathing in the wake of his wife's death), Sunny actually likes the unapologetic weirdness and rough edges of salt-of-the-earth ordinary working people that politicians like himself spend most of their time with. Explaining why he loves election night he says, "There's something majestic about it. For a few hours, everything that self-important people hope is in the hands of a lot of people who fill coffee mugs."

But while Chicago's political and culinary delights come across in all their charm and unpretension, the book can also be treacly and grating. In his earnest attempt to conjure the colorful world of Chicago politics, Simon often slips into caricature: a militant black alderman from the South Side brandishes a gun on the council floor to demonstrate the insufficient security, a grizzled Greek alderman is discovered having an affair with both (!) the male cops on his security detail. The dialogue, of which there is quite a bit, is often mannered and over-thought. And when he's not showing off his wit through his characters, Simon's often heading straight through tenderness into sentimentality. At a wedding banquet for his niece, Alderman John Wu says, "Here, sometimes you got to scream to be heard. But you get to scream, loud as you like. I think we have the best of both here -- Chinese people and American freedom. This city gets cold. But it's great." Roopini follows up just a few pages later with his own toast to the young couple, in which he invokes the "brave giddiness in suddenly realizing that two people who began on opposite sides of the world can come to this great, vast, churning place and find that in all of the important ways, they are from the same family tree."

The problem isn't that these sentiments aren't true; it's that they're so baldly and repeatedly stated by the characters throughout the book. More problematically, they also push out the cruelty, pettiness, and real ugliness that politics can often engender. Every conflict is a bit too good-natured. One recalls the real-life Harold Washington, who was opposed by a bloc of white aldermen with such unwavering viciousness that his years in office came to be known as Council Wars.

But I'm willing to forgive nearly all of these flaws, if for no other reason than Simon's evident affection for Chicago comes through so thoroughly. And I will pay him this compliment: reading the book made me long to be back in the City of Big Shoulders, braving the cold in a bar, drinking an Old Style or eating Polish sausage and some deep-dish pizza while talking about the Bears and whichever local pol had the misfortune of having just been indicted. --Christopher Hayes

Christopher Hayes is Washington Editor of The Nation.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781400065578
  • Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 3/11/2008
  • Pages: 432
  • Product dimensions: 9.12 (w) x 6.32 (h) x 1.34 (d)

Meet the Author

Scott Simon
Scott Simon is the host of NPR’s Weekend Edition with Scott Simon. He has reported stories from all fifty states and every continent, and has won every major award in broadcasting. He is the author of the memoir Home and Away, Jackie Robinson and the Integration of Baseball, and the novels Windy City and Pretty Birds. He lives with his wife, Caroline, and their daughters, Elise and Lina.
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Windy City
A Novel of Politics
By Scott Simon
Random House
Copyright © 2008 Scott Simon
All right reserved.

ISBN: 9781400065578


1
THURSDAY NIGHT

The mayor was found shortly after eleven with his bronze, brooding face lying on the last two slices of a prosciutto and artichoke pizza, his head turned and his wide mouth gaping, as if gulping for a smashed brown bulb of garlic with life’s last breath. Blood from his gums had already seeped into the tomatoes, prosciutto, and caramelized onions. His blue oxford-cloth shirt was unbuttoned. His red tie had been slipped out of its knot and trailed forlornly from his collar. His heavy gray slacks were laid across the back of the sofa where he was sitting for his last meal, illumed by the cold glare of the television set. The security guards who had rushed in heard the ice in the mayor’s bourbon crackling while it melted (it was that fresh) over the cloaked gallop of their thick shoes against the great carpet. Three men’s magazines were fanned across the sofa, each with the kind of cover that, in Indiana, would call for the woman’s bosom to be enrobed with a brown paper strip. But the guards’ attention was drawn to the bold red letters they saw marching across the mayor’s boxer shorts: big daddy. One of them reached gently for the mayor’s arms to feel for a pulse. Another slowly passed ahand over his eyes, and softly called his name—it was how they were trained—while the third muttered some kind of code, colors, numbers, alphas and tangos, into a minuscule microphone in his hand. Mrs. Bacon, the mayor’s secretary, edged close to their burly gray shoulders to peer into the mayor’s blank brown eyes and shakily point her hand at the slogan on his undershorts. “I’m sure they were a gift,” she said quietly. It was the mayor’s habit to have one extra-large pizza from Quattro’s delivered to City Hall by ten each night, after he had returned from an evening’s round of appearances. His standing order specified extra cheese and prosciutto. When the kitchen staff at Quattro’s deduced the pizza was destined for City Hall, they spontaneously contributed extra glistening strips of onions and grilled peppers. His security guards joked that two officers were required to carry the pizza across the threshold of the mayor’s office; it felt like carrying a manhole cover in your arms. So much extra cheese had been loaded onto the pizza that when anyone took a bite—an endeavor that involved opening one’s mouth as if for a molar examination—they had to pull gooey strings away from their teeth to almost the length of their arms. Most politicians groused that over an evening of cocktail receptions, fund-raising dinners, and precinct meetings, they never got a chance to eat. They needed to keep both hands free for handshakes and clapping shoulders. They couldn’t chance that a sprig of parsley from a canapé might blemish their smile and photograph like a vagrant’s missing tooth. They didn’t want to be seen swallowing steak tartare on a round of toast, only to be asked, “Do you know how that cow was slaughtered?” But the mayor’s immense appetite was too well publicized for him to plead self-restraint. He risked political peril if he appeared to be indifferent to the specialties of any neighborhood. This guaranteed that on any given night, the mayor consumed cheese pierogi, chickpea samosas, pistachio-studded cannolis, and/or sugar-dusted Mexican crescent cookies in his nightly rounds. And consumed them in toto, for half portions were considered fraught with risk. “How can I tell the good citizens of Pilsen that I have to go easy on this magnificent tres leches cake,” he remonstrated, “because I’m saving room for the ale cake in Canaryville? They might suspect that I truly like only two of the tres leches. I mean, when they’ve seen me make room for the packzi in Logan Square”—a cream-filled, pre-Lenten donut that was popular in the city’s Polish bakeries—”how do I explain any diminution in my commitment to the pastry of Pilsen? A man has to consider the consequences before he keeps his mouth shut.” So the Quattro’s pizza would be waiting at the mayor’s office as a reward for his duodenal daring. He would lift the top of the box with a great, yeasty smile. “Goodness gracious, our citizens mean well,” the mayor would explain as steam from the pizza seemed to plump his whitening eyebrows. “I can’t disappoint them. How can a man of my positively legendary cravings ever convince anyone that I can’t have just one more bite? If I turn my nose up at a shrimp and ginger wonton, I risk offending the entire Fifteenth Ward. I just might have to put new traffic lights up and down Canal Street. Bibimbop, halvah, or chitterlings, a man in my position can’t refuse hospitality. It does not promote domestic tranquility. These days that’s practically a matter of national security. It is positively antediluvian not to recognize that.” The mayor sprinkled antediluvian over his conversation like fresh cracked pepper; he believed it made everything tastier. He excoriated all political rivals as antediluvian, the state and federal governments—which had a depressing tendency to be run by elected Republicans—and any other daily source of irritation, including the city’s newspapers, banks, and any restaurants that did not deliver beyond a twelve-block radius. It was the mayor’s custom to remove his pants and unbutton his shirt while he sat at the coffee table in front of the television in his office and punch out the numbers of local stations to follow himself on the ten  o’clock news. Mrs. Bacon would overhear him cheering or swearing loudly and ingeniously as he ascended the dial: Two: ”Dumb-ass hayseed! A year ago, you were reading pork belly prices on a station in Iowa that didn’t carry farther than a light-bulb! Now you’re some kind of ex-pert on pub-lick fi-nance. The nerve! The stupefying effrontery! As if she knows any more about pork bellies than she does about finance!” Five: “I am not going to listen to any grown man who wears makeup for a living and isn’t dressed in velvet tights! And I know it’s not cause you’re gay, ‘cause you wouldn’t be so ugg-lee if you were!” Seven: ”Un-comp-reeehending, ass-licking in-grates!” Nine! Eleven! “Antediluvian enemies of the people!” Thirty-two! ”Super-sillius ass-hole! You couldn’t show a slug how to curl up and sleep!” Forty-four! “Oh, my, but I shine! I might have my annual bourbon!” On Thursday night, Mrs. Bacon had entered when she realized that she had not heard the usual fusillade. With rising alarm, she rapped her hand on the thick polished door; on hearing no response, she turned the heavy brass handle and found the mayor slumped onto his last meal. The three guards who rushed in at her cry reacted with professionalism. But their voices quavered as they called out to him gently, and their hands fumbled slightly as they undid the buttons over his wrist. Their attachment to the mayor was personal. They didn’t really know—didn’t really care—if he was a competent and incorruptible civic leader. They knew he was good company, a man who worked hard, laughed at himself, and batted down the darts and knives of political combat with contagious zest. The applause and smiles that crowds cascaded on the mayor fell on his guards, too. They shared his chores, his travels, his foes and friends, his frustrations, his feats, his humor, his phrasing. When traffic snarled, when an elevator was slow, when planes were delayed, the guards shook their heads and exclaimed, “Positively antediluvian!” All of the guards had prepared for the chance that one day they might have to repel an obstreperous protester from the mayor’s path, wrestle away a weapon, or even throw themselves in front of an assassin’s shot. The mayor was a compelling personality. Some reactions he aroused were ferocious and threatening. But that they should finally be summoned to his side to protect him from a prosciutto and artichoke pizza . . . “I should have come in earlier,” Mrs. Bacon said in a small, quiet voice as the boots of a paramedic team squished ruthlessly over the thick olive-colored carpet of the mayor’s office. The head of that shift’s security team, a large blond man whose shoulders strained against the sockets of his dull gray suit, had taken Mrs. Bacon gingerly into his long arms and softly patted her back. “It would have made no difference,” he assured her. “It happened so quickly.” “I could have cleared out . . . all this,” she said, making a small, stabbing motion at the melting bourbon, the curling pizza, and the mayor’s abandoned slacks on the sofa next to the sheaf of Indiana-offending magazines. “It doesn’t matter,” the security chief reassured her. “It’s just so . . . pathetic,” said Mrs. Bacon. A paramedic crew had been assigned to an anteroom near the mayor’s office a few years before. It was more a sign of the times than of the mayor’s conspicuous magnitude in the city, or even the robust demands he made on his health. In five years of duty, the crew had transported just one case to the hospital (an old alderman, Stefano Tripoli of the 11th, snipped himself while zipping up in the men’s room; thereafter he was known as Lefty), and one case to the morgue (a homeless man who had frozen to death while trying to sleep through a snowstorm against the Randolph Street wall of City Hall). A woman paramedic held up the mayor’s gray slacks by a belt loop. They looked like the skin of a small elephant. “No wallet. No keys,” she announced. “He wasn’t robbed,” said Mrs. Bacon. “We carried everything,” the security chief explained. The mayor’s empty pockets were renowned. He believed it was a mark of distinction to walk through each day unencumbered by the tedious need to fish out bills or coins. “You jangle with each step,” he once told his guards. “How can a man concentrate?” One day, Linas Slavinskas of the 12th discovered an old city ordinance that said anyone found within the city limits with less than a dollar in his pockets could be arrested for vagrancy. Linas stood up from his seat near the end of the first row of the council floor, to wave the regulation and point to the mayor. “Arrest that man!” he commanded the sergeant-at-arms. “City ordinance 91-5!” The mayor stood up from his high-backed burgundy leather seat, laughing as he turned out his pockets and pulled them out from his trousers, like a zookeeper demonstrating the wingspread of a bat. “That man is asking you to approve a budget that’s larger than Mongolia,” roared Linas. “And he doesn’t have a dime in his pants! He knows as much about budgets as I know about mapping the genome of a fruit fly! Arrest him for his own protection! And ours!” John Wu of the 15th Ward, who owned the Big Bad Buddha gift store on Cermak, Tommy Mitrovic of the 21st, who sold insurance, and Jesus Flores Suarez of the 22nd, who owned a travel agency (“Jesus Saves—On All Fares!”) pulled out plump money clips from their seats in the center of the second row and began to ball up dollar bills and throw them to the mayor. Miles Sparrow of the 7th, who owned Pedro’s Blues Room on Cottage Grove, Dorothy Fisher of the 3rd, who ran a luggage delivery service at Midway Airport, and Arty Agras of the 1st scuttled under the balled-up bills as they unfurled in flight, and lunged to intercept them. “Turn awaaay from temptation, aldermen!” the mayor exhorted, his arms splayed to suggest a figure on a cross. ”Reee-ject these antediluvian moneylenders!” “Credit cards? Driver’s license?” the paramedic continued. “I doubt he had a driver’s license,” the security chief said. The guards smiled at the thought of the mayor fulminating behind the wheel of a car at the antediluvian buses and trucks slowing his progress along the Kennedy Expressway. “Credit cards?” another guard said, as if the paramedic had asked if the mayor kept a bowling ball in his pocket. The mayor had well-publicized financial difficulties—a record of uncollected debts and questionable tax returns—that not even two terms’ incumbency could altogether improve. “We carried whatever he needed,” said the guard with growing irritation. “Are you paramedics or Woodward and Bernstein?” “We just have to account for these things,” another paramedic rushed to explain. “We don’t want the family to think anyone took his personal effects.” “There is no family,” Mrs. Bacon said quietly. “Every now and then, we’d hear from a cousin somewhere. Georgia, Jamaica. We’d send them an autographed picture. There are no personal effects,” she said, her last words catching, and she finally put her hands over her eyes and turned into a corner of the room, her elbows holding her up against the wall while she shuddered. Four uniformed officers who had been summoned to the fifth floor walked alongside the ambulance trundle bearing the mayor, down a windowless hallway that buzzed with a weak light. The wheels on the cart squeaked beneath the mayor’s weight, at a piercing pitch above the slow, grave footsteps. The paramedics sensed the police were observing a ritual; wordlessly, they consented to walk behind the blue uniforms. The chief of security took hold of the trundle railing just above the mayor’s head, and steered the cart. When the police and paramedics had all tramped into a service elevator, he spoke in low tones to the officers, who had all turned around to stand at attention over the mayor’s body. “Nothing gets out yet. Please.” The officers muttered yes, sir as the fourth and third floors blinked by. At the stroke of the second floor, they could feel the elevator begin to brake. “No sirens,” said the chief, turning to take the paramedics into his sight, too. “Okay? A nice, quiet, last ride.” He paused until the three men and one woman officer had all nodded. “Hell of a guy. We had some times together.” The chief blinked his eyes dry as the silver doors in front of the trundle began to roll open. One of the paramedics reached a rubber-gloved hand quickly down to the mayor’s chin. “I’m sorry,” she said with detectable alarm, “but there’s some kind of green discharge here.” e The chief pulled back on the cart before it could be rolled through the open doors. The officers surrounding the trundle stiffened, and mechanically dropped their hands to steady the cart. Then the chief let out a breath and seemed to smile. Then, he really did smile—a laugh even snuck into his voice as the paramedic held the bewildering green secretion on the end of her thumb, finally returning his smile. “Artichoke,” the chief announced. “You take him from here.” ”

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 8, 2012

    Cat

    "May l join?" A queen very heavy with kits says. "My kits are xoming and my clan stopped rpinf. Im Flickerlight."
    ~Flickeelifht

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 21, 2014

    Bluestar

    As we all know i ur leader will help anybody about anything. I am probe to say fireheat is deputy . Fireheart step up he whated for her to come up make the clan prode . Again we need people where plz post ads everyday please . Now if any cats need help ask me thank u meeting over

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 21, 2014

    Silverstone

    "Fireheart Fireheart Fireheart!" she cheers.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 16, 2013

    WINDYSTAR'S DEN

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 5, 2013

    Apprentices Den

    Apprentice's Den

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 19, 2013

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 13, 2013

    Icekit

    (I'm watching Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakqual. "'Oh, you've got to be joking. A taco? In a blanket? Toby!'" Or my fav, "'Oops. Well, it looks like it's time to play my second favorite game. Hide the Broken TV from Dave. You wanna play?'" XD)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 12, 2013

    Snowfur

    This clan is falling apart it seems. You should come to meadow clan at oeuf. It might be ouef. You can meet my mate and kit.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 10, 2013

    Sunpaw

    Its ok.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 11, 2013

    Brightshadow

    Im expecting kiys. Whers the nursery?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 6, 2013

    Hllyclaw

    Comes in aare of all the stareing eyrs she leaps at Birdpaw scrapeing her claws across the apprentices eyes blinding her. She runs out as fast as she could

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 20, 2013

    Birdpaw

    I am too. [{}] Birdpaw [{}]

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 5, 2013

    Heatherblaze.

    She lay down and purred. Thank you

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 4, 2013

    Moved to farting dog res one

    True

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 4, 2013

    Starpelt

    Thankyou. Dont make fun of my name but i am a tom

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 30, 2012

    Sagestar

    Leaves.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 25, 2012

    Hollysong

    Nodded before going to hunt.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 23, 2012

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 19, 2013

    Poppyleaf

    (I am.) {}•Poppyleaf•{}

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 26, 2012

    Rainkit

    She batted at Windystars tail

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