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Worst Laid Plans: When Bad Sex Happens to Good People

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Based on a live event staged at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and created by Alexandra Lydon and Laura Kindred, Worst Laid Plans is a collection of unrepentantly uncensored, true-life tales from writers, actors, and comedians who have all taken the oath: When bad sex happens to good people, there's no recourse like full disclosure. So if you think you've heard it all, this laugh-out-loud volume will quickly disabuse you of that notion.

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Overview

Based on a live event staged at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and created by Alexandra Lydon and Laura Kindred, Worst Laid Plans is a collection of unrepentantly uncensored, true-life tales from writers, actors, and comedians who have all taken the oath: When bad sex happens to good people, there's no recourse like full disclosure. So if you think you've heard it all, this laugh-out-loud volume will quickly disabuse you of that notion.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780810989023
  • Publisher: Abrams, Harry N., Inc.
  • Publication date: 5/1/2010
  • Pages: 240
  • Product dimensions: 5.20 (w) x 7.90 (h) x 0.80 (d)

Meet the Author

Alexandra Lydon, originally from Boston and a graduate of NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts, is currently a Los Angeles-based actress who has appeared on 24, Prison Break, CSI, Desperate Housewives, and House.
 
Laura Kindred, raised in Greater Boston and also a graduate of NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts, is currently a fashion writer and Senior Site Editor for a California-based fashion company.  She previously served as Copy Director at Ralph Lauren.

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Table of Contents

About the Stage Show x

Foreword xi

Introduction xiii

The End of Innocence

Confessions of a Teenage Mime Amy Rhodes 2

The Virgin Queen Waitress, NYC, 30 6

Puff the Un-Magic Dragon Nick Garfinkle 10

You Bet Your Ass "The Flying Buttress" 13

Self-Help

Caught Dick-Handed Zach Steel 18

A Cushion for the Pushini Michael J. Nice 25

Relationshit

How He Became My Number One by Taking Care of My Number Two Erin Pineda 30

My Fast Boyfriend Mary Lynn Rajskub 35

A Bedtime Story Laraine Newman 40

Hong Kong Bottom Jay Janson 45

Pie in the Sky Adria Tennor Blotta 51

Mob Mentality

Whore Next Door Whitney Cummings 58

That Time I Molested a Girl Who Had a Mustache Jane Doe 62

Foreign Affairs

Trapped in the Closet "SUZ" 68

The Farting Rapist Alexandra Lydon 72

An American Alcoholic in London Rachel F 80

A Wilde Night in Paris Jackie Clarke 86

The Size and Shape of Things

Fatty and the Fake Dick Dorien Davies 92

The "M" Word John Flynn 98

The Way-Too-Personal Assistant Emmy Rowland 105

Words of Mouth

Face Fucked by an Elephant Man 112

Cuddlewhore Beth Littleford 116

Can't Blow Me Love Laura Kindred 122

Going Against the Gay

Coming In Wally Marzano-Lesnevich 130

Get Your Titty off My Thigh Tymberlee Hill 136

Homosexual Schmomosexual Alison Brie 140

Kink About It

Red Will McLaughlin 148

Foot Slave Michael Feldman 155

Near-Death Sexperiences

Poké-pon Boti Bliss 164

I Got Her Number, She Got My Digit Drew Difonzo Marks 168

On the Rebound

Model Behavior Eric W. Pearson 174

Sleeps with Dogs Jennifer Hirshlag 185

Two Households, One A'Lacking Dignity "Juliet" 190

A Sexual Journey

Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Thanks for the ... Nub? Casey Wilson 198

Here Comes the Late Bloomer Katya Lidsky 201

Unsent Letters Matt Mcconkey 206

A Sonnet Eric W. Pearson 213

Glossary 214

Crossword Puzzle 218

About the Editors 220

About the Contributors 221

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  • Posted April 16, 2010

    HILARIOUS

    Laugh out loud funny and thoroughly entertaining. The glossary in the back is a nice touch and will come in handy...

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    A must read!

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