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Time Warp Trio: Wushu Were Here [NOOK Book]

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After being warped back to ancient China, Joe, Fred, and Anna are faced with some big tasks. They must rescue General Li Shimin from prison so he can defeat the awful ruler, Wang. Then they must figure out how to free Sam, who is trapped in . . . The Book. Join the Time Warp Trio as they learn kung fu, scale the Great Wall of China, and learn to stop time itself!

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Overview

After being warped back to ancient China, Joe, Fred, and Anna are faced with some big tasks. They must rescue General Li Shimin from prison so he can defeat the awful ruler, Wang. Then they must figure out how to free Sam, who is trapped in . . . The Book. Join the Time Warp Trio as they learn kung fu, scale the Great Wall of China, and learn to stop time itself!

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780062005748
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publication date: 3/9/2010
  • Sold by: HARPERCOLLINS
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 80
  • Sales rank: 581,807
  • Age range: 6 - 10 Years
  • File size: 821 KB

Meet the Author

Jon Scieszka

Jon Scieszka is the National Ambassador for Children's Literature emeritus and the bestselling author of more than twenty-five books for kids, including The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, Math Curse, Robot Zot!, and the Time Warp Trio series. Jon founded Guys Read to encourage a passion for reading among young boys, with the philosophy that boys love to read most when they are reading things they love. A former elementary school teacher, Jon lives in Brooklyn with his family.

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Time Warp Trio: Wushu Were Here EPB

Chapter One

So you are afraid to fight? Perhaps you fear that you are not strong enough?" a voice said.

Anna, Fred, and I peeked out from the skinny bamboo trees we were hiding behind. In a small clearing we saw two angry-looking guys dressed in ancient-looking Chinese robes. They were both holding wooden fighting staffs and looked ready to rumble.

"Not strong enough?" the second guy replied. "I'll show you strength. HEEYAAH!"

He swung his fighting staff at angry guy number one. The end of the staff smacked into the ground with a thud. Angry guy number one had vanished into thin air.

Suddenly he reappeared right beside angry guy number two.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Angry Two screamed as if he'd seen a ghost. He dropped his staff and fled in shock.

"Go to your village!" Angry One yelled. "Send me your best fighters and I will test their strength."

Then he picked up the other staff on the ground. He looked a little disappointed that the fight hadn't lasted longer.

"Is there no one in China who is up to the task?" he said to no one in particular. He tossed Angry Two's staff into the air, sending it flying in Fred's direction.

"Ow! Hey!" Fred yelled. "It's raining weapons." He picked up the staff that had just smacked him on the head. "Hey, Joe," he said, showing it to me. "Look at this cool fighting staff!"

Fred swung the staff wildly and struck his best kung fu pose.

"Maybe you should put that down," Anna suggested.

I gave Anna a look. It was her fault we were in this mess...stuck in the middle of a forest in ancient China with Fred waving a weapon and an angry Chinese warrior guy five feet away.

"This is all because you went digging in my things," I said.

"Well, I wouldn't have dug," Anna said, "if you'd just told me what wushu is."

"Silence!" a voice screamed.

Angry One had spotted us. "You," he said, looking at Fred. "You will go first."

Fred looked at his staff and then back at the angry guy who was now in a fighting stance. "Something tells me we're not playing stickball," Fred said.

Angry One pulled his knee into his chest and then slid in Fred's direction. Fred ducked. Anna and I dived back toward our bamboo hiding place.

Fred tried to stand up, but suddenly Angry One was an inch from his face.

"Wha . . . ?" Fred cried.

"You are fast, my friend," Angry One said. "But not fast enough."

"KYAAAAAAH!" He whipped his staff at Fred, who fell to the ground.

Anna and I ran to Fred. "Are you okay?" I asked.

No reply. Fred wasn't moving.

"Wake up!" Anna cried.

Angry One looked down at us with an evil stare. "I have finished off your friend," he said. "Who is next?"

Time Warp Trio: Wushu Were Here EPB. Copyright © by Jon Scieszka. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.
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    Posted July 1, 2014

    New cat Snowyfang

    Hello i would like to join your clan im a pure white she cat with clear blue eyes.

    No mate no kits maybe crush (used to have one)


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    Posted June 12, 2014

    Amberstar

    Join my clan res 18

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    Posted June 6, 2014

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    Walks in and mounts her sliding his di ck in her pus ssy

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    Posted May 6, 2014

    Skydust

    AHHHHHHH B&N I HATE THIS!!)) Hey everyone is starting to hate you b&n!! )) hi may i join? This was my 12th time trying to say may i join.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 3, 2014

    Tiny wide violet eyes

    Watch the clan from behind a bush. A tiny tomkit fell into the clearing with a snort of disgust. He looked like a strong kit but starving. Any cat would be able to count every single one of his ribs. But he was confident holding his head high after cleaning the burrs off of his fluffy siberian coat. He had a scar across his face, from his right ear (which was gone) to just below his left cheek bone. His fluffy brownish coat was dappled with yellowish flecks. "Hello." He sqeaked confidently, "my name is Blaze. I would like to join this clan. But i shall change my name to foxkit."

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    She padded out.

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    Emeraldkit

    I had a mom, she threw me out of Bloodclan. So, yeah, i need a mom.

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    Goldenwolf

    He padded to the kit that was here from bloodclan and picked it up curled around it and protected it*(i think that would be amazing to see my fat cat protect my dog)

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    Ivymist

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    Camp res two

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